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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a real one or the chocolate biscuit variety?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A real one. Clearly!

Not one of those emperor penguins though. I want a little penguin. A cute one.

Is it really so much to ask?

I'd be very grateful

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??

Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??

Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways.... "

But they're sooooo cute.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??

Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....

But they're sooooo cute. "

yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??

Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....

But they're sooooo cute.

yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship... "

Ok. So they can be a little fiesty....

still cute.

Penguin babies. Awwwww.

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury

I find the only thing with them is they keep eating the fishes fingers so they can not wave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooo. I hadn't thought of that.....

Nope. I don't care. Can't get emotional about a cold fish.

Penguins it is all the way for me.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You should do one of those 'zookeeper for a day' special days at a zoo. You get to go in and feed them.

Not sure if the killer heels and nails are a good idea that day though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd love a job change so I can work enfemme. I'd love to work with penguins. That'd be a dream

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted a giraffe for Christmas a few years back

I got 3 donkeys instead as my stables weren't tall enough for a giraffe

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day "

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I wanted a giraffe for Christmas a few years back

I got 3 donkeys instead as my stables weren't tall enough for a giraffe "

Can you get stilts for the donkeys and colour them in nice patterns?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day "

Oh don't stop there.

Did you get the job?

What's it like living as a penguin?

Did you look cute?

Where do you stand on fish with fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife finds penguins hilarious, any time she sees one on a TV show she collapses into an uncontrollable pile of giggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??

Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....

But they're sooooo cute.

yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship... "

don't forget they poop everywhere AND they smell of fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wife finds penguins hilarious, any time she sees one on a TV show she collapses into an uncontrollable pile of giggles. "

That's me too. I love it when they fall down or don't quite make a jump.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'd love a job change so I can work enfemme. I'd love to work with penguins. That'd be a dream "
Those remarkable creatures called penguins they most certainly are surviveing artic conditions and predators ready to ambush them.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??

Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....

But they're sooooo cute.

yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship...

don't forget they poop everywhere AND they smell of fish "

In fairness, I'm not perfect either, but I've never hijacked a ship....

MrB

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens


"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day

Oh don't stop there.

Did you get the job?

What's it like living as a penguin?

Did you look cute?

Where do you stand on fish with fingers?

"

I slid in and got asked to waddle off

It was cool living as a giant blue penguin

Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper

And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife finds penguins hilarious, any time she sees one on a TV show she collapses into an uncontrollable pile of giggles.

That's me too. I love it when they fall down or don't quite make a jump. "

I think with my Mrs it's OK as long as they are stood still. It's when they start walking it sets her of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day

Oh don't stop there.

Did you get the job?

What's it like living as a penguin?

Did you look cute?

Where do you stand on fish with fingers?

I slid in and got asked to waddle off

It was cool living as a giant blue penguin

Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper

And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist "

If you can rock penguin ( ) you're the man for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wife finds penguins hilarious, any time she sees one on a TV show she collapses into an uncontrollable pile of giggles.

That's me too. I love it when they fall down or don't quite make a jump.

I think with my Mrs it's OK as long as they are stood still. It's when they start walking it sets her of "

My wife asked me "what the fuck are you doing?" When she heard the slap slap of my feet in the kitchen.

She said I was daft when I explained "penguin feet"

My wife fails to understand me

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens


"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day

Oh don't stop there.

Did you get the job?

What's it like living as a penguin?

Did you look cute?

Where do you stand on fish with fingers?

I slid in and got asked to waddle off

It was cool living as a giant blue penguin

Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper

And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist

If you can rock penguin ( ) you're the man for me "

if I wasn't so modest I'd say you was trying to p p p p pick up a penguin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day

Oh don't stop there.

Did you get the job?

What's it like living as a penguin?

Did you look cute?

Where do you stand on fish with fingers?

I slid in and got asked to waddle off

It was cool living as a giant blue penguin

Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper

And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist

If you can rock penguin ( ) you're the man for me

if I wasn't so modest I'd say you was trying to p p p p pick up a penguin "

Can you not take anything seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it! "

Are you aware how sexually deviant I am?

Believe me; penguins and I are soul mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Bristol zoo's penguin enclosure is walk-through, so I was surrounded by them.

And there was shit EVERYWHERE.

So, suggest investigating the options for a penguin-nappy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo"

I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.

I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo

I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.

I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug. "

Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...

Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my. I thought it was just me that wanted a pet penguin.

I collect penguin everything and received a keeper experience one birthday. Was totally amazing ??

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"...received a keeper experience one birthday. Was totally amazing ??"

So many innuendo opportunities...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo

I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.

I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.

Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...

Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night? "

I don't care how they get me my penguin, just so long as they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo

I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.

I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug. "

jackass penguin with a buttplug ....... giggles

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo

I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.

I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.

Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...

Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night?

I don't care how they get me my penguin, just so long as they do. "
maybe we should all chip in and get you a few as long as you don't bring them away with you not sure I could share a bath room with them

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo

I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.

I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.

Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...

Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night?

I don't care how they get me my penguin, just so long as they do. maybe we should all chip in and get you a few as long as you don't bring them away with you not sure I could share a bath room with them "
can any one help I have just been informed by Bristol police that someone has got into the penguin enclosure and was seen leaving with what looked like a penguin under her coat , anyone know where raehael is

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

"

It's my birthday on Saturday, too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

It's my birthday on Saturday, too! "

Yay

Are you hoping for a baby penguin too?

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

It's my birthday on Saturday, too!

Yay

Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? "
Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't got one yet. It's not my birthday til Saturday.

Have you actually considered that I might actually be innocent here? That someone who loves me may have nicked me a penguin in anticipation of my gathering years celebrations?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

It's my birthday on Saturday, too!

Yay

Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers "

Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen....

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

It's my birthday on Saturday, too!

Yay

Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers

Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen...."
ask Rachael how many police men she had round her in Manchester .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that in the Belfast Zoo you can get memberships where you can on certain days get closer to the animals and you can adopt. So you can go that route.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

It's my birthday on Saturday, too!

Yay

Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers

Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen.... ask Rachael how many police men she had round her in Manchester ."

Lucky girl...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want one.

It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting

It's my birthday on Saturday, too!

Yay

Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers

Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen...."

I had selfies with lots of police people thought the day at Pride.

Kept asking to be locked up but all they'd do is slip a hand around my bare waist and have a pic with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it! "

You do know that's NOT going to put her off having a penguin don't you.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it!

You do know that's NOT going to put her off having a penguin don't you. "

I think it will be a cuddly mini-me, the symbolism only known to some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it!

You do know that's NOT going to put her off having a penguin don't you.

I think it will be a cuddly mini-me, the symbolism only known to some "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go to marwell zoo, the fencing around the penguins enclosure is not even knee high just pick one up put it in your bag and voila you have a penguin.

Seriously this has actually happened. As much as I love penguins and think they are cute they do really stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could dress up as one and woddle about for you? Xx

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