FabSwingers.com forum: Room for a couple of hours?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a different club then. You'll be hard pressed to find someone willing to just hand over their home to strangers so they can get frisky in a spare room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!"

You doing the cleaning up afterwards?

You might want to consider paying for a hotel room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha..............love this site.

X and Y Turn up at John Does House

Hi we chatted on the phone I am X and this is Y. Thanks for letting us into your home just show us to the room and we will only be a couple of hours. If your brewing I am a milk no sugar man but Y likes cappuccino (wink wink).

Ok see you shortly.

Sounds of copulation coming from the bedroom.

30 mins later John Doe taps on the door gently and coughs;

Can I ask that you keep the noise down just a tad you are scaring my guinea pig.

Sex resumes.

2 hours later X and Y come down stairs and say their goodbyes.

End of farce....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a suggestion but try searching for voyeurs.

Life in general tells us Offering something in return usually results in much more positive response

Only chance that occurs to me is if someone would like to watch

Good luck op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a hotel ya cheap bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?"

As above. Hotels are available if you don't fancy public toilets.

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

Do you not have friends? My mates would lend me their house if I asked xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get a hotel ya cheap bugger"

my thoughts too

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?"

Try Bensons for Beds. Just say you want to give the mattresses a thorough testing. We've always found them accommodating...

(I do like L&S's voyeur idea though, inspired

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Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be really impressed if I'd arranged to meet a guy who claims to "like the finer things in life", "top restaurants and bars" but then asks total strangers if they could spare a room for a couple of hours so he could shag me ..... NOT

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?"

London isn't overrun with clubs but somewhere might be open if you travel a bit. Kestrels?

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?

Try Bensons for Beds. Just say you want to give the mattresses a thorough testing. We've always found them accommodating...

(I do like L&S's voyeur idea though, inspired

)

That's just had me in stitches

Mr ddc"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!"

Book a hotel you cheap git! Doubt you'll find anyone wanting to turn their home into a knocking shop.

Then again this is Fab, all sorts here.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"get a hotel ya cheap bugger"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?

Try Bensons for Beds. Just say you want to give the mattresses a thorough testing. We've always found them accommodating...

(I do like L&S's voyeur idea though, inspired

)

Mr ddc"

My first actual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotel motel holiday inn

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!"

Seriously.... you really expect people to let you fuck in their house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.

Just lol.

Get a hotel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?

Try Bensons for Beds. Just say you want to give the mattresses a thorough testing. We've always found them accommodating...

(I do like L&S's voyeur idea though, inspired

)

Mr ddc"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!"

Do you have a car...back seat

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?"

Sorry but this comes across as skanky

As a past visitor to kestrels you know they're open daytime. Or get a hotel as others have suggested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure hear are the keys I will just potter on while you get it on. Their is milk in the fridge and water in the kettle, fresh towels and snack available too.. mmmm sounds like some place iv hurd of before, awe hell what do you call them?? Or Yeah a hotel!!! Tight fucker, your pants will be on our if your arms are to short to reach the pockets while you have them on

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

sorry to jump onto the chat

but i have noticed this is an on going issue for some meet off fab

i cant accom and alot of guys cant

hotels dont open their rooms till 2pm onwards and its often hard to find a place with a room to use, and to be honest its always good to have a bathroom nearby for the toilet use and cleaning fasilities

as someone who often gets days free and not nights i agree that this is pants and a room for rent would be a handy business to get into

lol my mate made a joke once about having a house with rooms for rent by the hour,,, unfortuanlty i thought he was tkaing the mick and reffering to having ladies of leisure lol i didnt take into account this lifestyle during the convo

now looking back he had a very good idea within reason lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!

Do you have a car...back seat

Where we live, we just go into a field :-

D, bit parky but you soon get warmed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Can someone lend me their bathroom so I can wash my dogs? Just I washed my 2 and my mother's 2 at the same time the other day but they need done again (winter walks), 4 dogs leave a lot of hair so looking to use someone else's to mess up?

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

You enjoy top bars and restaurants book a bloody hotel instead of asking for a room in some strangers home. My god even a budget hotel !!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"You enjoy top bars and restaurants book a bloody hotel instead of asking for a room in some strangers home. My god even a budget hotel !! "

This....cheapskate

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

They are called dayrooms for a reason. Enter into Google and voila! a list magically appears all over London (and the world).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are called dayrooms for a reason. Enter into Google and voila! a list magically appears all over London (and the world)."

I was thinking this...

Adult cinema is also an option.

Despite the 'cheapskate' remarks I understand the need sometimes for a good shag...which doesn't always have to be in cosy houses or hotel rooms.

We're lucky in Dublin to have someone who rents rooms for this very reason... And it makes perfect sense on an NSA swing site!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can of course get a day hotel room. My intention, although admittedly not clear from the outset was to have some afternoon fun with another couple.

Yes Kestrels is perfect, but sadly too far for her.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I can of course get a day hotel room. My intention, although admittedly not clear from the outset was to have some afternoon fun with another couple.

Yes Kestrels is perfect, but sadly too far for her."

Do you seriously expect someone to allow four strangers (and their ensuing mess) into their home?!! Honestly?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this has really tickled me OP!! You are seriously asking if some stranger on fab will lend their spare room out to you, so you can shag a meet?? Seen it all now! So funny!

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"Hahaha this has really tickled me OP!! You are seriously asking if some stranger on fab will lend their spare room out to you, so you can shag a meet?? Seen it all now! So funny!

What the actual feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha this has really tickled me OP!! You are seriously asking if some stranger on fab will lend their spare room out to you, so you can shag a meet?? Seen it all now! So funny!

What the actual feck"

Gotta love this site sometimes!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Ok maybe its because I'm nun to well as I've got a bad head cold and having to work with it which is making me feel tired all the time and in a slightly bad mood

But it seems to me going off of my own experiences with on the general swinging world that the op is just like a majority of swingers in his thinking which is what the easiest and cheapest way I can get a fuck .god I love the swinging world its full of hypocrites bashing hypocrites .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!"

Get an unattached fb

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By *ornyminx13Woman
over a year ago

lurgan

Use airb&b

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Use airb&b"

As an air bnb host I'd be fuming if a guest brought 3 (THREE?!) other people with them to fuck in my home. I'd kick them out.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"get a hotel ya cheap bugger"

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I can of course get a day hotel room. My intention, although admittedly not clear from the outset was to have some afternoon fun with another couple.

Yes Kestrels is perfect, but sadly too far for her."

Nah, it wasn't

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I can of course get a day hotel room. My intention, although admittedly not clear from the outset was to have some afternoon fun with another couple.

Yes Kestrels is perfect, but sadly too far for her."

So not just you and fb but now 4 of you? Isn't that worse asking for someone to now host a group not just a rampant twosome? Seriously just get a hotel and split the cost, hardly anything between 4 of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reading that a slightly different way, could it be that he was hoping for the accommodating couple to join him and his FB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if they'll wash your car for you while you're at it

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Comedy gold.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Rooftop bars, cocktails, top bars and restuarants and of course great sex. But in the meantime I'll make do with ya garden shed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha and i though i had heard it all

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

""Rooftop bars, cocktails, top bars and restuarants and of course great sex. But in the meantime I'll make do with ya garden shed""

In fairness he also claims a sense of humour, evident in this comedic thread!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

""Rooftop bars, cocktails, top bars and restuarants and of course great sex. But in the meantime I'll make do with ya garden shed""

I was actually offered a meet in a shed once

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

""Rooftop bars, cocktails, top bars and restuarants and of course great sex. But in the meantime I'll make do with ya garden shed"

I was actually offered a meet in a shed once

An ideal place, I'd imagine, to tend a lady garden....

Didja go for it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance I could use a room for a couple of hours tomorrow in North London? Kentish Town area.

Have a fb who is attached, can't go to hers, and she doesn't want to come to mine cos my neighbour knows her!!

Usually go to Rios!!"

Its not April is it. Tight git. I like the finer things in life and definitely would not be happy you taking me to a complete strangers home. Beds. Sheets. Come to mind. Unless of course you ask them for clean and pressed. Mmmmm I didn't think so.

Pass on your my friend. The lady deserves better

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By *orny billingham bangersCouple
over a year ago

butlins skegness

"Ha ha ha ha..............love this site.

X and Y Turn up at John Does House

Ok see you shortly.

Sounds of copulation coming from the bedroom.

30 mins later John Doe taps on the door gently and coughs;

Can I ask that you keep the noise down just a tad you are scaring my guinea pig.

Sex resumes.

2 hours later X and Y come down stairs and say their goodbyes.

End of farce...................."

Haha bang on the button

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

""Rooftop bars, cocktails, top bars and restuarants and of course great sex. But in the meantime I'll make do with ya garden shed"

I was actually offered a meet in a shed once

An ideal place, I'd imagine, to tend a lady garden....

Didja go for it then? "

Nah I'd rather have a wank in the comfort of my own bed

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

I really think some people on here have seriously lost the plot.....sort your fecking life out OP.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

""Rooftop bars, cocktails, top bars and restuarants and of course great sex. But in the meantime I'll make do with ya garden shed"

I was actually offered a meet in a shed once

An ideal place, I'd imagine, to tend a lady garden....

Didja go for it then?

Nah I'd rather have a wank in the comfort of my own bed

Rather a bed than a shed, she said

Therein lies a short sharp learning curve

The sickle of getting a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a daytime meet. Couple hours in the afternoon. Any other clubs open at this time?"

there's nowt like cheek...as they say oop north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I love how this thread has got so many comments. Fair play OP

Kinky

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I've got a tent

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