FabSwingers.com forum: Opening messages to females

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best open message you've received ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*prepares to take notes, hopes for no long words*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's what a pen and papers for haha

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

If they're addressed to a female should you really be opening them?

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.

anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.

so, fancy a fuck.

what you looking for on here then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.

anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.

so, fancy a fuck.

Actually I was just wondering how your day was going and what you are up to?!!!

what you looking for on here then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.

anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.

so, fancy a fuck.

Actually I was just wondering how your day was going and what you are up to?!!!

what you looking for on here then?

you can't even post actual messages on here,

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"you can't even post actual messages on here,

It's like a double entendre - if you get it, you can't complain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try abracadabra, I mean it worked for Alladin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best open message you've received ? "

"Hi, hows you?" With "Hi" in the title box. I recorded my fastest ever total boredom, rejection and block which gave me great satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in your area for a few hours. Can I tempt you for a fuck and £100....

I hate being offered money

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

I rarely send an opening message. My self-esteem prevents me to be buried among dozens of messages in a flooded inbox.

Who found me interesting, had the liberty to contact me without pressures. And was more than welcomed

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"I'm in your area for a few hours. Can I tempt you for a fuck and £100....

I hate being offered money"

At least they offered you the money. I got asked if I wanted to pay the guy 200 quid for a fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely send an opening message. My self-esteem prevents me to be buried among dozens of messages in a flooded inbox.

Who found me interesting, had the liberty to contact me without pressures. And was more than welcomed

Indeed an interesting quandary, as women and couples are always complaining about being inundated - surely far better for them to go looking and initiating contact instead?

To which the answer maybe is: make sure you've got a nice interesting profile with which to entice them?

I generally can't be bothered messaging any more as I find it a waste of my time - far better to meet at socials and clubs and get to know people that way - or engaging with the odd random and rare caller to my profile...

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Totally agree

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

[Removed by poster at 27/10/16 10:35:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening message...

Do you wanna watch me shove a can of up my bum?

Erm....think il pass cheers for asking tho

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My second message I ever received......

Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?

Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Just outside your town, in a quiet layby, cum and join me in my truck'

I declined

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone's first message to me was " have you ever masturbated with a can of Lynx ?"

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're a TV you should advertise yourself as such".....

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By *ildlingsMan
over a year ago

Luton

"My second message I ever received......

Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?

Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl

So you said no?

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By *ildlingsMan
over a year ago

Luton

"'Just outside your town, in a quiet layby, cum and join me in my truck'

I declined "

Would a busy layby have worked?

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By *ildlingsMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Someone's first message to me was " have you ever masturbated with a can of Lynx ?"

Sally"

And..... How did the meet go?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Someone's first message to me was " have you ever masturbated with a can of Lynx ?"

Sally

And..... How did the meet go?

The can of Lynx left a lovely verification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that made me laugh most was "baaaaa"....i answered "moooooo"....was one of my best meets

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Still waiting for someone to read my profile and send me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't receive many, but the one that had put the most effort in said 'hay x' obviously my response was of course where and when do you want to meet!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Still waiting for someone to read my profile and send me a message

You will only show up in searches to the desperate, so maybe that's a good thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen a problem with the "fancy a fuck?" 1st message, after all only gonna be asked after we've exchanged pleasantries at about the 4th or 5th message by people trying to be clever, can't see what's the issue?

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

"Still waiting for someone to read my profile and send me a message

You will only show up in searches to the desperate, so maybe that's a good thing..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you on the pill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I suck on your used tampon?

Actually received that one this morning...put me off my breakfast

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"can I suck on your used tampon?

Actually received that one this morning...put me off my breakfast "

What was your breakfast?

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By *ackoman71Man
over a year ago

Tenerife

""If you're a TV you should advertise yourself as such"....."
OMG how rude. Hope you blocked the idiot

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By *ackoman71Man
over a year ago

Tenerife

"The one that made me laugh most was "baaaaa"....i answered "moooooo"....was one of my best meets

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I suck on your used tampon?

Actually received that one this morning...put me off my breakfast

What was your breakfast?

sausage on toast with ketchup

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

"Opening message...

Do you wanna watch me shove a can of up my bum?

Erm....think il pass cheers for asking tho

He could have at least shown a bit of class and used a bottle of elderflower and mint presse.

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham

Do you fancy earning £100 by giving me a hand job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening message, from a female?

yea right, I've more chance of winning the lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.

anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.

so, fancy a fuck.

what you looking for on here then?"

Haha not ffs

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By *ava girlWoman
over a year ago

fife

My top ones so far-

Wanna watch me fuck my bum on Skype?

Look no further!

There's 12 of us guys and a prostitute in a hotel, can we watch while she fucks you? Cash involved.

I am at my desk with trousers at my ankles walking,can I call you so you can hear me cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My top ones so far-

I am at my desk with trousers at my ankles walking,can I call you so you can hear me cum?

Walking? Hope that was his typo not yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My top ones so far-

Wanna watch me fuck my bum on Skype?

Look no further!

There's 12 of us guys and a prostitute in a hotel, can we watch while she fucks you? Cash involved.

I am at my desk with trousers at my ankles walking,can I call you so you can hear me cum?

i've had watch me fuck my bum on skype guy, or maybe there are loads of guys asking for this?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm in your area for a few hours. Can I tempt you for a fuck and £100....

I hate being offered money"

Are you sure he wasn't asking for £100

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By *ava girlWoman
over a year ago

fife

Yeah he was not "walking"

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

This is a charming message I had recently

"It's big ladies like you that really satisfy me. I love a big c@&t and body on a woman. I like very wet when I kiss you and feel between your thighs to see if your knickers are soaking before I get between your thighs and grind into your c&@t. Hopefully your big labia will guide my thick cock deep into your vagina then we can fuck"

Lovely bloke NOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the other day

"I don't usually go for someone as old as you, but looking at your pics really made my cock twitch! Well done love!".... A little tip on what NOT to send OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies message a man first? Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies message a man first? Never!"

I do. I find it fun

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I wouldn't know what the best opening message to a lady might be.

I only know what I write.

Is it the best?

I have no idea

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

"I had the other day

"I don't usually go for someone as old as you, but looking at your pics really made my cock twitch! Well done love!".... A little tip on what NOT to send OP

Cheeky sod. You aren't old

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"My second message I ever received......

Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?

Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl

I had that same message last night the poo eating one.I was eating at the time and I was nearly sick.i just blanked them and then I had another one off them saying there willing to pay £50 for me to poo in there guys mouth and that there serious but we must make him eat it.

BLOCKED

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

I think Hi how are you is boring I try to aim a convasation towards the ladies intrests or profile description xx

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

On my, Miss C's, single profile

Hi. Can I just say your profile is really good! (OK. So far so good)

Would you consider a risky creampie resulting in possible pregnancy? How fertile are you? What's your menstrual cycle dates?

Er......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My second message I ever received......

Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?

Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl

Home bowl

I'm writing that one down

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.

anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.

so, fancy a fuck.

what you looking for on here then?"

Same here

and press delete

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.

anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.

so, fancy a fuck.

what you looking for on here then?"

Pmsl

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Got to be one of the best

CONGRATULATIONS : you have won a HOLIDAY !! ......in the Caribbean island of Cuba. The best bit wait for it..... you get to GO with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha some really funny ones, and some just weird one haha

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"Haha some really funny ones, and some just weird one haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just send them a dick pic. Women love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not wait for the ladies to message you first.....or maybe reply when they wink at you...?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've kept my best one and we're still great friends over four years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shoes - wanna fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I had was;

"Hi, its Jon the teaboy from work. You remember me? The guy with the painful excema and the body odour issue. Any way I have just taken screenshots of your fab profile and it would be a real shame if they found their way on the work intranet. So why don't we see if there is something you can do..."

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By *tephenb001Man
over a year ago

stapleton

Wow

I need to write all these down to try them out.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

When she had her single profile, a guy messaged her to see if she fancied a 3sum with him and his dog. Wtf?

A couple of weeks ago we got one from a guy saying he'd luv to fuck my mrs whilst I fucked his mum. She's blonde, 43 and has big tits. Again wtf?

Jack

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By *ittyskitchenWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Are you legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them" !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really look at opening messages. All I look for is someone attractive on an attached face pic. If there isn't one in the message or on their profile, I delete the message without reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a cracker yesterday. Said "Your from Pontypridd"

I replied "Thanks for the information. I finish work soon and didn't know where the fuck to go."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really look at opening messages. All I look for is someone attractive on an attached face pic. If there isn't one in the message or on their profile, I delete the message without reading."

Well I could copy one of your own photos and send it to you. Guaranteed an attractive face pic then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really look at opening messages. All I look for is someone attractive on an attached face pic. If there isn't one in the message or on their profile, I delete the message without reading.

Well I could copy one of your own photos and send it to you. Guaranteed an attractive face pic then."

You could, but I don't get your point.

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