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Fallen out with the bathroom scales

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How could they be so rude?

Me and those scales are not friends no more.

I think I need support. I'm crushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are ungrateful little imps; you look after them, nurture them, give them a home and then the little fuckers tell the truth. No gentle warm up, no cheeky grin to make it all better. Just stark, honest numbers. I frequently don't speak to mine either.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Don't let them get to you - they're probably sponsored by slimfast - I'm sure it's a conspiracy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been chatting to a friend about this very serious issue in my life....

She says I could be pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always keep one foot on the floor when using scales..... much safer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't give them house space!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My wife asked me to get her something that went from 0 to 150 in 6 seconds for her birthday.. ...

She went fu**king mental when I gave her some bathroom scales

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I want to know why you font see more fat rabbits! Been eating salad with chicken or fish for two weeks and put on two pounds!!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use them.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Scales should only be used for weighing when cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scales should only be used for weighing when cooking "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I won't be cooking anymore. I have five pounds of unexplained fat to remove from my body so I'm giving up eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are being kind to me at the moment. I feel patronised. I know I couldn't have lost 3lb overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like mine much either atm XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm thinking it might be a positional thing. Perhaps if I put them on deep pile carpet they would be more comfortable and thus kinder to me?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"How could they be so rude?

Me and those scales are not friends no more.

I think I need support. I'm crushed. "

Just be thankful they do not speak

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Are you bloated? Is it that time of the month?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is called "The Sad Step"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you bloated? Is it that time of the month?

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That's what's worrying me. I've not had a period

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid


"Are you bloated? Is it that time of the month?

That's what's worrying me. I've not had a period "

Shit hun, no wonder you're freaking out! Just take the test. Then you'll know at least one way or the other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the test though? I'm not good with tests. I'm not very bright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking it might be a positional thing. Perhaps if I put them on deep pile carpet they would be more comfortable and thus kinder to me? "

There is some truth in that. I use the same spot in my house or my weight goes up and down by up to 3 lbs, depending where I put them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is called "The Sad Step""

Put the cake away and turn that frown upside-down

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I got so annoyed with ours, I threw them out. They were too truthful for my liking.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Are you bloated? Is it that time of the month?

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I usually lose a couple of pounds then from running away from H

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember you weigh more in the night than in the morning. Best time to weigh yourself is in the morning after you pee!

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

It's how they lull you into a false sense of security.

Week after week it goes a little lower then WHAM! Blows up with figures that I can't imagine exist when I've done nothing different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's how they lull you into a false sense of security.

Week after week it goes a little lower then WHAM! Blows up with figures that I can't imagine exist when I've done nothing different

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This is what mine have done to me. I thought I was doing so well and then it hit me with a five pound gain.

I simply hate them.

We are not friends.

Thinking about blocking and reporting them to admin too

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"How could they be so rude?

Me and those scales are not friends no more.

I think I need support. I'm crushed. "

Have a piece of cake .... cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How could they be so rude?

Me and those scales are not friends no more.

I think I need support. I'm crushed.

Have a piece of cake .... cheer you up "

Oh frickin great. I'm clearly beyond help! May as well eat my way to oblivion

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Any ladies scared of scales can happily sit on my face and i'll have a bloody good guess at your weight!!!! bur-dum-tish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate mine! We have a love/hate relationship but I used to weigh every day and stopped that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put mine on the naughty step'

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid


"Ours is called "The Sad Step"

Put the cake away and turn that frown upside-down "

Put cake away. THEN smile? How does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some how, one way or another, mine end up in the bin...I really don't know how that happens...honestly, truly, I don't. Its as if the scale faeries take them away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm slowly making friends with the bloody things again.

I'm soooo hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall out wi them often though we are on good terms this week

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"How could they be so rude?

Me and those scales are not friends no more.

I think I need support. I'm crushed. "

I've sent mine to the naughty corner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm slowly making friends with the bloody things again.

I'm soooo hungry "

You shouldn't be hungry. You can diet without starving yourself. Eat some celery

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Mine is banished, is it possible to look at food and gain weight?

Anyhoo best to awake and think yay i feel light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is banished, is it possible to look at food and gain weight?

Anyhoo best to awake and think yay i feel light "

Nothing of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm slowly making friends with the bloody things again.

I'm soooo hungry

You shouldn't be hungry. You can diet without starving yourself. Eat some celery "

It's how I lose weight. I eat less than usual. I feel hungry. The weight goes slowly down again. It's not fun.

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