FabSwingers.com forum: Oh whoa is me... What's a man to do?

By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

Good evening all.

So here we go!

And oh whoa is me, just what am I going to do?

In times of desperation, I am turning to the Fab community for help.

So after nearly 6 years on the site, all under the same profile.

And numerous meets and verifications.

Because I took that simple / difficult decision (delete as appropriate) early on to 'Man Up' and get my naked arse (well it was naked once I got in) to a club.

So actually making an effort to go out socialise and talk to people.

It actually meant that I did meet people.

Amazingly both single females and couples.

Some nothing more that a social chat (still lovely) others for a little bit more. Taking nothing for granted and also the fact that it actually sometimes involved chatting to a couple socially for a few weeks.

And the hardship in visiting the same clubs over the years and actually building relationships as such with people.

Yes I had and have photos on here and some info.

Yes I now have lots of verifications (majority social)

So it doesn't actually bother me how good or bad my profile is, as it's actually irrelevant due to my ability to go to a club on my own.

So the problem I have is...

Unfortunately I'm not able to go to a club for the next couple of days.

How am I going to cope without being able to meet until my next visit (possibily Friday

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Can I resist the temptation to ask for profile critique or where I am going wrong.

And maybe some of those gentleman who have been struggling to meet after only 3 days on the site, they could help me out by taking my place in the club.

Wouldn't want that club space to go to waste now and I am sure there would be someone to actually meet and chat too.

I know it is very mean of me to be this selfish and not actually go to the club.

Letting us single men down...

But hopefully I can redeem myself by offering this club suggestion in my place.

Just what's a man to do?

A big thanks in advance for any help or suggestions you can provide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*woe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry could you condense that please XXX

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have a wank.

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"*woe"

Well that was obviously my first mistake. Lol

Mental note...

Learn to spell.

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"Sorry could you condense that please XXX"

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I could try...

But why write in one sentence, something that I can drag out over three. Lol

And damn... Mistake number two.

Second mental note..

Condensed and concise (Don't waffle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your success has made you who you are Thaun.

I'm thinking stop and smell the roses, sip coffee and let the other men walk into a club in your shoes.

I feel like I'm saying Sean with a lisp.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Spend the time wisely oh man with patience. How about I drafting a 50 shades type scenario then copy and paste spam all women within 200 miles of you. That'll tide you over til you can get to the club. And I'm sure you'll make so many women happy they'll be overcome with emotion and delete the message

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Got bored after the forth line.

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

Your success has made you who you are Thaun.

I'm thinking stop and smell the roses, sip coffee and let the other men walk into a club in your shoes.

I feel like I'm saying Sean with a lisp.

Thank you, that is a very lovely kind thing to say.

But I do have a feeling that maybe my post in my head was more tongue in cheek and possibly sarcastic / ironic?

Possible didn't translate as well when I typed it out.

But do take my OP with a large pinch of salt (it's all accurate) But I am not that self indulgent / demanding that I can't pass a couple of days on my own.

Maybe the subtlety will offer some suggestions to the occasional post you see about profile help / why can't I meet.

But interesting to see where ( if anywhere) the post goes.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"Spend the time wisely oh man with patience. How about I drafting a 50 shades type scenario then copy and paste spam all women within 200 miles of you. That'll tide you over til you can get to the club. And I'm sure you'll make so many women happy they'll be overcome with emotion and delete the message

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I like it...

Just the 200 miles thought?

I have never thought about being so original.

I'll have to give it a go.

Thanks for your help and advice.

xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Picking up on subtle hints isn't everyone's forte.

I think that for some asking for profile help is a good introduction to the forums and they move from that to general chatting and for others it just confirms that fab isn't what they thought, I think it's a useful tool for many

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"Got bored after the forth line.

In that case...

You did well to get that far. Lol

Thanks for reading so much of it.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your success has made you who you are Thaun.

I'm thinking stop and smell the roses, sip coffee and let the other men walk into a club in your shoes.

I feel like I'm saying Sean with a lisp.

Thank you, that is a very lovely kind thing to say.

But I do have a feeling that maybe my post in my head was more tongue in cheek and possibly sarcastic / ironic?

Possible didn't translate as well when I typed it out.

But do take my OP with a large pinch of salt (it's all accurate) But I am not that self indulgent / demanding that I can't pass a couple of days on my own.

Maybe the subtlety will offer some suggestions to the occasional post you see about profile help / why can't I meet.

But interesting to see where ( if anywhere) the post goes.

xxx"

and I was being tongue in cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and my opinion is if you can't be alone for a couple of days, I suggest you get out with friends or get a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening all.

So here we go!

And oh whoa is me, just what am I going to do?

In times of desperation, I am turning to the Fab community for help.

So after nearly 6 years on the site, all under the same profile.

And numerous meets and verifications.

Because I took that simple / difficult decision (delete as appropriate) early on to 'Man Up' and get my naked arse (well it was naked once I got in) to a club.

So actually making an effort to go out socialise and talk to people.

It actually meant that I did meet people.

Amazingly both single females and couples.

And the hardship in visiting the same clubs over the years and actually building relationships as such with people.

Yes I had and have photos on here and some info.

Yes I now have lots of verifications (majority social)

So it doesn't actually bother me how good or bad my profile is, as it's actually irrelevant due to my ability to go to a club on my own.

So the problem I have is...

Unfortunately I'm not able to go to a club for the next couple of days.

How am I going to cope without being able to meet until my next visit (possibily Friday

)

Can I resist the temptation to ask for profile critique or where I am going wrong.

And maybe some of those gentleman who have been struggling to meet after only 3 days on the site, they could help me out by taking my place in the club.

Wouldn't want that club space to go to waste now and I am sure there would be someone to actually meet and chat too.

I know it is very mean of me to be this selfish and not actually go to the club.

Letting us single men down...

But hopefully I can redeem myself by offering this club suggestion in my place.

Just what's a man to do?

A big thanks in advance for any help or suggestions you can provide.

Eh?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do believe this has been the highlight of my day

Nearly had a tena lady moment! Must be the "1st day of holiday deleria"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could always go to the pun ! Never know who you can meet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening all.

So here we go!

And oh whoa is me, just what am I going to do?

In times of desperation, I am turning to the Fab community for help.

So after nearly 6 years on the site, all under the same profile.

And numerous meets and verifications.

Because I took that simple / difficult decision (delete as appropriate) early on to 'Man Up' and get my naked arse (well it was naked once I got in) to a club.

So actually making an effort to go out socialise and talk to people.

It actually meant that I did meet people.

Amazingly both single females and couples.

And the hardship in visiting the same clubs over the years and actually building relationships as such with people.

Yes I had and have photos on here and some info.

Yes I now have lots of verifications (majority social)

So it doesn't actually bother me how good or bad my profile is, as it's actually irrelevant due to my ability to go to a club on my own.

So the problem I have is...

Unfortunately I'm not able to go to a club for the next couple of days.

How am I going to cope without being able to meet until my next visit (possibily Friday

)

Can I resist the temptation to ask for profile critique or where I am going wrong.

And maybe some of those gentleman who have been struggling to meet after only 3 days on the site, they could help me out by taking my place in the club.

Wouldn't want that club space to go to waste now and I am sure there would be someone to actually meet and chat too.

I know it is very mean of me to be this selfish and not actually go to the club.

Letting us single men down...

But hopefully I can redeem myself by offering this club suggestion in my place.

Just what's a man to do?

A big thanks in advance for any help or suggestions you can provide.

Patience is key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your success has made you who you are Thaun.

I'm thinking stop and smell the roses, sip coffee and let the other men walk into a club in your shoes.

I feel like I'm saying Sean with a lisp.

Thank you, that is a very lovely kind thing to say.

But I do have a feeling that maybe my post in my head was more tongue in cheek and possibly sarcastic / ironic?

Possible didn't translate as well when I typed it out.

But do take my OP with a large pinch of salt (it's all accurate) But I am not that self indulgent / demanding that I can't pass a couple of days on my own.

Maybe the subtlety will offer some suggestions to the occasional post you see about profile help / why can't I meet.

But interesting to see where ( if anywhere) the post goes.

xxx"

why not refresh your pics OP? apart from the most recent, the others are quite old...surely you don't still look the same as a few years ago? I hope your face pics are up to date

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Just put a gun to your head ... you have lost the plot ..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP have you remembered to post this in several forum rooms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure i understand what the heck the Op is on about

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"and my opinion is if you can't be alone for a couple of days, I suggest you get out with friends or get a dog.

Well I am scared of dogs and you assume I have friends.

Apart from that... It's perfect.

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"I do believe this has been the highlight of my day

Nearly had a tena lady moment! Must be the "1st day of holiday deleria"

Hopefully you have managed to gain control of your bodily functions..

I don't think I can live with the guilt of you wetting yourself.

More importantly..

I hope you found something more interesting to be a highlight of your day. But glad to help.

xxx

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

Your success has made you who you are Thaun.

I'm thinking stop and smell the roses, sip coffee and let the other men walk into a club in your shoes.

I feel like I'm saying Sean with a lisp.

Thank you, that is a very lovely kind thing to say.

But I do have a feeling that maybe my post in my head was more tongue in cheek and possibly sarcastic / ironic?

Possible didn't translate as well when I typed it out.

But do take my OP with a large pinch of salt (it's all accurate) But I am not that self indulgent / demanding that I can't pass a couple of days on my own.

Maybe the subtlety will offer some suggestions to the occasional post you see about profile help / why can't I meet.

But interesting to see where ( if anywhere) the post goes.

xxx

why not refresh your pics OP? apart from the most recent, the others are quite old...surely you don't still look the same as a few years ago? I hope your face pics are up to date

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All joking aside..

I do actually need to add more recent photos. (Face pics are recent) just not bothered taking new ones.

So yes, need to get some new ones sorted and maybe delete off / move to friends.

So thank you.

xxx

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"Just put a gun to your head ... you have lost the plot .."

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Never had a plot to lose.

But maybe the gun option would be a good option. Lol

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"OP have you remembered to post this in several forum rooms?

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Oh...

Epic fail by me.

So...mass spam cut and paste messages to everyone in 200 mile radius.

And then post this to several forums and ensure I keep asking for feedback and be angry at the responses..

Got it.

Thanks for helping me understand my mistakes and flaws.

xxx

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"Not sure i understand what the heck the Op is on about

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Thanks Miss P..

To be honest! I don't really know what I was going on about.

I credit it to a late night tiredness, of madness and rambling.

Or maybe I was suffering cold turkey from not being able to meet for a couple of days. Lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"*woe"

Correcting spelling is a bannable offence on the forums now btw

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"*woe

Correcting spelling is a bannable offence on the forums now btw

About time it was too as someone that's dyslexic but try her best to spell/use grammar correctly but makes occasionally mistakes this is my personal pet peeve

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"*woe

Correcting spelling is a bannable offence on the forums now btw

Is it, since when?

Not that I'm complaining. It's one thing that really grinds my gears on here.

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By *haun OP Man
over a year ago

Halton

"*woe

Correcting spelling is a bannable offence on the forums now btw

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Oh...

Didn't realise that it was.

I think in this case...

It was more a case of my stupidity on title.

Wasn't done on purpose but given the nature of my 'tongue-in-cheek' post.

It unintentionally worked I think? lol

So yes, normally excessive correcting would annoy me as it is a little picky and unnecessary.

But for this post, I have no problems with it. As the whole point of this was to poke fun at things. (generally me)

On a side note..

My woes are all over.

After the longest two days of my life (I don't know how poeple cope)

I got back to a club and actually meeting and talking to people.

My life is resorted, my life is in balance.

xxx

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