FabSwingers.com forum: Life as an engineer

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right Bob the builder get back to work lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kinda toy was it ? Big ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh. A sex toy. Whatever next

I would imagine a fair proportion of the adult population own one or two.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

Couldn't look them in the eye? Your qualifications should have given you the upper hand on the geometry of the room? Or at least height of individuals vs distance over angle of body position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

Couldn't look them in the eye? Your qualifications should have given you the upper hand on the geometry of the room? Or at least height of individuals vs distance over angle of body position

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kinda toy was it ? Big ?"

It was one of the ones with the balls and suction cup at the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

Bet she left it there on purpose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh. A sex toy. Whatever next

I would imagine a fair proportion of the adult population own one or two. "

We all have one or two but they're not just lying around the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

Bet she left it there on purpose

All she need to do was ask

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

OP in my line of business I get a regular eye full it you no want I mean from bored housewife's.

I even know I will be getting that eye full if there home before I get to the job .

I just view it as them being naughty for the frill of it and because of there naughty behaviour the husband will have his work cut out that night if you get my meaning

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Being a contractor you must of heard of the DOL???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a contractor you must of heard of the DOL???"

DOL - Direct on line,a motor starter that applies the voltage in an instant, as opposed to soft starts, delta-star, or inverter drives, yes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember getting in a female customers car and was explaing what I needed to fo with her car while starting to clear the centre console.

I handed her what initially I had thought to be a silver cigar case but soon realised my mistake when she went bright red

But me being made carried on regardless like I hadnt noticed anything. A true professional to the end. Damn I kicked myself after though lol

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Being a contractor you must of heard of the DOL???

DOL - Direct on line,a motor starter that applies the voltage in an instant, as opposed to soft starts, delta-star, or inverter drives, yes ?"

Drawer of love

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

The day we moved in to the house we're in now, we assisted the removal men by propping the front door open with our fuck machine

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

I have been a engineer for nearly 20 years, and yes alsorts happens I have accidentally found customers 14 yr old daughters pill and left it on the bed being helpful lol to sex toys to gay couples being a little too open about stuff to women wearing next to nothing telling me there husbands away and how lonely she is etc I've always been professional but there are plenty of times I could have been less than

Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet she left it there on purpose

My plumber friend was telling me how a customer once used a dildo as a paper weight to hold the note she had left him! What a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gas engineer/plumber but I doubt anyone would ever believe some of the things I have seen with bored housewives

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bet she left it there on purpose

My plumber friend was telling me how a customer once used a dildo as a paper weight to hold the note she had left him! What a tease

Haha now that would of made me laugh if I'd of seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?"

Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.

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By *all and ChainWoman
over a year ago

Truro

"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?

Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years."

Speaking as an Engineer, none of those are Engineers, not even remotely close, it's akin to a model RC aircraft fan calling themselves a multi jet Pilot or an old people's home nursing assistant calling themselves a Surgeon.

That's not to say you won't find proper Engineers doing such menial jobs, shortly after the iron curtain fell I met a Russian engineer who worked on rocket motors working as a plumbers assistant, he could only be the assistant because he didn't have a valid city and guilds or corgi accreditation, guy who built and serviced 500,000 lb thrust LOX motors not trusted to work on an old worcester boiler unsupervised.... probably because he knew the boiler combustion chamber was a hideous cheap ass inefficient POS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a few items over the years lol you could say

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Onsite engineer here (him) quite envious.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When the Sky installer came to put Sky Q in 3 rooms, the furthest one doubles up as a playroom with a freestanding sex swing/sling. It was easier to hide it, removing the seat and hanging shirts, sweaters and jackets along the frame, an ideal clothes hanger. He was very friendly and I wasn't sure if he was bi, but best to err on the side of caution, just in case. It's more important to have the job completed well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?

Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.

Jeez lighten up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found quite a few over the years down the back of people's sofas. As well as bras, knickers, used condoms,drugs, and the occasional dead mouse or rat.

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By *otwife90Couple
over a year ago

catterick

"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?

Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.

Jeez lighten up

Tbh he is right though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?

Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.

Jeez lighten up

Tbh he is right though.

He is, but I don't think anyone was asking for the definition of an engineer tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?

Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.

Mmm! Interesting.....got any more riveting stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

You're on a swinging site but can't look at customer in the eye because you've had sight of one of the most natural things in their most personal room in their house? Bizzare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

You're on a swinging site but can't look at customer in the eye because you've had sight of one of the most natural things in their most personal room in their house? Bizzare."

'Engineers' can be a little bit like artists and poets - very fickle and sometimes bashful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed

. Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.

You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet

You're on a swinging site but can't look at customer in the eye because you've had sight of one of the most natural things in their most personal room in their house? Bizzare.

'Engineers' can be a little bit like artists and poets - very fickle and sometimes bashful.

And there's me thinking that you could study software, mechanical, electronic, aerospace, civil and mechanical engineering at University to earn the title 'Engineer'. Didn't realise poetry and art were on the syllabus. That said, we work a lot with software and aerospace engineers and a few of them are serious piss artists!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I wouldn't mind an engineer or three (!) popping over to check my electrics!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Although in truth, I am a total wuss so I tend to just quickly change the subject as I get embarrassed lol... (doesn't stop me checking them out when they don't see me looking though!)

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

My ex mother in law went

when I helped her move her bed to a new flat ....as I was pulling out the drawers she remembered all her bdsm toys were still inside.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Did you sniff it you can learn a lot from a sniff I would have investigated more.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"I wouldn't mind an engineer or three (!) popping over to check my electrics!

Subbykitten check out my king dick spanner it's huge an on my profile lol

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