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By *alandNita OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hi everyone, I'm in the market for a new vacuum cleaner and need some recommendations.

Our current one is a Vax and although it's got loads of power, it does clog up easily. Plus, the smoke and sparks it produce whilst in use are making hoovering far too exciting.

Ideally we would like something that's not too pricey, but one that won't break after a year or two.

It would be a bonus too if it has a vibrating nozzle and is able to cope with small amounts of liquid

Thanks in advance, Cal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry.

A fat Henry, obviously

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By *alandNita OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Oops, I've posted in the wrong forum.

If an admin can move this to the lounge, that would be great..

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By *alandNita OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Henry.

A fat Henry, obviously "

Are normal people allowed to buy Henrys... I though they were only for business use... Anyway, it would need to be be a female one, as I'm straight.

Cal

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I'd say a dyson, most women suck like one apparantly so I guess it's got to be pretty good, oh and female too so that's a bonus

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By *alandNita OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I'd say a dyson, most women suck like one apparantly so I guess it's got to be pretty good, oh and female too so that's a bonus "

Fair point... can they suck a golf ball through a hosepipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Henry.

A fat Henry, obviously

Are normal people allowed to buy Henrys... I though they were only for business use... Anyway, it would need to be be a female one, as I'm straight.

Cal"

Hetty then, she's pink and everything

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By *eteinhantsMan
over a year ago

Southsea

Dyson definitely a dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Henry.

A fat Henry, obviously

Are normal people allowed to buy Henrys... I though they were only for business use... Anyway, it would need to be be a female one, as I'm straight.

Cal

Hetty then, she's pink and everything "

Yes, I have one from Argos. And Hetty. She's pink and round.

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"I'd say a dyson, most women suck like one apparantly so I guess it's got to be pretty good, oh and female too so that's a bonus

Fair point... can they suck a golf ball through a hosepipe?"

They can suck a football through a hosepipe and the hosepipe too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be a shark - half the price of a Dyson buthe job done - unless this is a eupenism. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry but make sure it's a 1200 watt version

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