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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi guys/gals what's the best things to say to get you interested? Favourite chat up lines maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never did any chatting up lines. Would just walk up to them say hello and kiss them. Haha yes it did work a few times. Never got a slap. The ones that didn't like me would walk off or say something to me to put me off them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me:

'hi.

i'm not an emotionally dead psychopath who likes to treat women misogynistically. so firstly i'd like to introduce myself, note that we have some things in common, and that i am genuinely into you and haven't just fetishised you in some way.

i would like to chat normally until you express consent at being sexually interested in me before we take this conversation in that direction.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for me:

'hi.

i'm not an emotionally dead psychopath who likes to treat women misogynistically. so firstly i'd like to introduce myself, note that we have some things in common, and that i am genuinely into you and haven't just fetishised you in some way.

i would like to chat normally until you express consent at being sexually interested in me before we take this conversation in that direction.'"

Just spat my drink out reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for me:

'hi.

i'm not an emotionally dead psychopath who likes to treat women misogynistically. so firstly i'd like to introduce myself, note that we have some things in common, and that i am genuinely into you and haven't just fetishised you in some way.

i would like to chat normally until you express consent at being sexually interested in me before we take this conversation in that direction.'

Just spat my drink out reading that "

lol, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for me:

'hi.

i'm not an emotionally dead psychopath who likes to treat women misogynistically. so firstly i'd like to introduce myself, note that we have some things in common, and that i am genuinely into you and haven't just fetishised you in some way.

i would like to chat normally until you express consent at being sexually interested in me before we take this conversation in that direction.'

Just spat my drink out reading that

lol, sorry. "

My phone screen needed a good clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for me:

'hi.

i'm not an emotionally dead psychopath who likes to treat women misogynistically. so firstly i'd like to introduce myself, note that we have some things in common, and that i am genuinely into you and haven't just fetishised you in some way.

i would like to chat normally until you express consent at being sexually interested in me before we take this conversation in that direction.'

Just spat my drink out reading that

lol, sorry.

My phone screen needed a good clean "

*disclaimer. i am not responsible for any damage caused to electronical equipment.

glad it's clean now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get in the van "

Does this piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 2

Never fail me

1. Hey babe

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

2. Hey. Hold me beer while I go for a shit

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By *uniorendowedMan
over a year ago

London Derbyshire


"for me:

'hi.

i'm not an emotionally dead psychopath who likes to treat women misogynistically. so firstly i'd like to introduce myself, note that we have some things in common, and that i am genuinely into you and haven't just fetishised you in some way.

i would like to chat normally until you express consent at being sexually interested in me before we take this conversation in that direction.'"

Woow anddddd I'm just going to copy and paste that hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for me:

'hi.

i'm not an emotionally dead psychopath who likes to treat women misogynistically. so firstly i'd like to introduce myself, note that we have some things in common, and that i am genuinely into you and haven't just fetishised you in some way.

i would like to chat normally until you express consent at being sexually interested in me before we take this conversation in that direction.'

Woow anddddd I'm just going to copy and paste that hehe "

lol, go for it. let us know how it went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys/gals what's the best things to say to get you interested? Favourite chat up lines maybe?"

Best thing for someone to say to me? At a club it would be "Fuck me" lol, on here would you like to meet for a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew angels flew so low worked for me once! I nearly made myself sick from saying it but it worked so couldn't have been that bad haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me -Wanna see a majic trick.?

Girl - yeah go on then

Me - well look at my watch. It tells me that your wearing no knickers?

Girl - yes i am.

Me - fuck its an hour fast

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Put yer teeth in Mable, you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The names bond.....

Cillabond...

I'm here to fill your crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't a good line but one of my mates at the weekend utter fucked up

He goes over to a group of girls he thinks is hot and one of them has small eyes and because if this his chat up line was 'are you chinese'

Let's just say he didn't last to long after that and soon went home with his tail between his legs while I try to pick up the pieces

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