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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello everyone all Im looking for is a regular meet with a nice couple

Im not ugly or weird just a hot blooded male looking for a good time

How do I attract couples

Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone all Im looking for is a regular meet with a nice couple

Im not ugly or weird just a hot blooded male looking for a good time

How do I attract couples

Mark "

Cake + Beer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A minor point but a male nymph is a satyr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A minor point but a male nymph is a satyr "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A minor point but a male nymph is a satyr "

"But Mole stood still a moment, held in thought. As one wakened suddenly from a beautiful dream, who struggles to recall it, and can re-capture nothing but a dim sense of the beauty of it, the beauty! Till that, too, fades away in its turn, and the dreamer bitterly accepts the hard, cold waking and all its penalties; so Mole, after struggling with his memory for a brief space, shook his head sadly and followed the Rat."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A minor point but a male nymph is a satyr

"But Mole stood still a moment, held in thought. As one wakened suddenly from a beautiful dream, who struggles to recall it, and can re-capture nothing but a dim sense of the beauty of it, the beauty! Till that, too, fades away in its turn, and the dreamer bitterly accepts the hard, cold waking and all its penalties; so Mole, after struggling with his memory for a brief space, shook his head sadly and followed the Rat.""

“Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was myself. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A minor point but a male nymph is a satyr

"But Mole stood still a moment, held in thought. As one wakened suddenly from a beautiful dream, who struggles to recall it, and can re-capture nothing but a dim sense of the beauty of it, the beauty! Till that, too, fades away in its turn, and the dreamer bitterly accepts the hard, cold waking and all its penalties; so Mole, after struggling with his memory for a brief space, shook his head sadly and followed the Rat."

“Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was myself. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man.”"

"Eskimo."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A minor point but a male nymph is a satyr

"But Mole stood still a moment, held in thought. As one wakened suddenly from a beautiful dream, who struggles to recall it, and can re-capture nothing but a dim sense of the beauty of it, the beauty! Till that, too, fades away in its turn, and the dreamer bitterly accepts the hard, cold waking and all its penalties; so Mole, after struggling with his memory for a brief space, shook his head sadly and followed the Rat."

“Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was myself. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man.”

"Eskimo.""

De profundis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He heard Apollo yammering for scraps and tatters

of a lost play of Sophocles: The Tracking Satyrs.

"Grenfell, Hunt!" he heard the voice abjure.

"Prevent Apollo's play becoming mere manure."

Night and day the voice went: "Grenfell, Bernard Pyne,

hunt for my papyrus. This order is divine!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""He heard Apollo yammering for scraps and tatters

of a lost play of Sophocles: The Tracking Satyrs.

"Grenfell, Hunt!" he heard the voice abjure.

"Prevent Apollo's play becoming mere manure."

Night and day the voice went: "Grenfell, Bernard Pyne,

hunt for my papyrus. This order is divine!""

I could correct the translation but I cba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""He heard Apollo yammering for scraps and tatters

of a lost play of Sophocles: The Tracking Satyrs.

"Grenfell, Hunt!" he heard the voice abjure.

"Prevent Apollo's play becoming mere manure."

Night and day the voice went: "Grenfell, Bernard Pyne,

hunt for my papyrus. This order is divine!"

I could correct the translation but I cba "

It fit the rhyme... come now dear boy; its been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??

This has gone in a strange direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pheromones spray. You can get it on Amazon.

You're welcome

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""He heard Apollo yammering for scraps and tatters

of a lost play of Sophocles: The Tracking Satyrs.

"Grenfell, Hunt!" he heard the voice abjure.

"Prevent Apollo's play becoming mere manure."

Night and day the voice went: "Grenfell, Bernard Pyne,

hunt for my papyrus. This order is divine!"

I could correct the translation but I cba

It fit the rhyme... come now dear boy; its been a while "

* I'm assuming it should Priapus, not papyrus. It doesn't make sense otherwise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"??

This has gone in a strange direction "

Yes very silly. Poor dude only asked a question

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"??

This has gone in a strange direction

Yes very silly. Poor dude only asked a question "

Yes, fair point.

I haven't seen Pauly in a while tho'

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Pheromones spray. You can get it on Amazon.

You're welcome "

Do they work over the interweb though??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone all Im looking for is a regular meet with a nice couple

Im not ugly or weird just a hot blooded male looking for a good time

How do I attract couples

Mark "

You appear to have met a few couples already so do what you did then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey guys a lot of this advise is not helping and I dont understand most of your comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys a lot of this advise is not helping and I dont understand most of your comments"

Ignore them, they're attention seeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pheromones spray. You can get it on Amazon.

You're welcome

Do they work over the interweb though??

"

Of course. They contain positively charged ionic isotopic smurglyburbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys a lot of this advise is not helping and I dont understand most of your comments"

As someone else has said above, you've had a couple of meets so do as you did.

It can be difficult to hook up with couples as the attraction must be reciprocated all round.

Don't give up, contact people and good luck OP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""He heard Apollo yammering for scraps and tatters

of a lost play of Sophocles: The Tracking Satyrs.

"Grenfell, Hunt!" he heard the voice abjure.

"Prevent Apollo's play becoming mere manure."

Night and day the voice went: "Grenfell, Bernard Pyne,

hunt for my papyrus. This order is divine!"

I could correct the translation but I cba

It fit the rhyme... come now dear boy; its been a while

* I'm assuming it should Priapus, not papyrus. It doesn't make sense otherwise..."

Wrong... it's a lost play by Sophocles "The Tracking Satyrs"... hence the lost papyrus..

My apologies to the OP; advice?

Patience, Respect, Honesty and more Patience.. thats the key to fab... oh and attention seeking... that helps (sometimes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a couple who looks for single men to join us, this is what we look for:

Fundamentally a man who understands the dynamics of playing with an MF couple. We look at what is written in the profile and verifications to determine this.

We also look at the photos, and if what we see is sexy we may be interested. I (female) have the final say, and if I regard the photos as distasteful as opposed to sexy, we move on.

Mr has to be included. This is where a lot of guys fall down.

A man who is willing to fit in with what we want and help us achieve our fantasies. Again we look at the profile text to ascertain this, but we can also get this information from chatting.

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