FabSwingers.com forum: Tape measurements... Help

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was asked this morning how long is my cock. As I never thought measuring it so you guys who already done it , how did you accurately measure your ?

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

The traditional unit of measurement is the sky remote control.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The traditional unit of measurement is the sky remote control. "

Lol

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Put the start of the tape about 3" behind your balls and start from there. That's a usual way for those who think it matters

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Also a can of lynx is quite popular ....

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Also a can of lynx is quite popular .... "

Or Pringles can.

On a more serious note, you measure from the top, the base of your cock to the tip.... not from behind your balls like some blokes seem to

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a can of lynx is quite popular .... "
compact cans make you look massive pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also a can of lynx is quite popular .... compact cans make you look massive pmsl

I need to go with that then

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Think Dark Temptation is a Lynx scent anyway, use one of those for extra effect lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think Dark Temptation is a Lynx scent anyway, use one of those for extra effect lol"

Actually that's where I took the name from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a can of lynx is quite popular .... "

But the compressed cans are smaller, oh hokd on makes it look bigger, go with the compressed can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shove the tape measure up my arse and drag it round i got a monster 11"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked this morning how long is my cock. As I never thought measuring it so you guys who already done it , how did you accurately measure your ?

I searched through the male profiles to see who had the biggest, and I just went with that for my measurement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered this on another measuring thread.

Take sky remote.

Place next to cock and push back as far as you can so its hitting your bladder.

Cock now looks bigger than remote.

Take 29 cock selfies.

Hey presto, cock measured by the internationally recognised 'cocks inc' standard of measurment

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

In centimetres;

More impressive numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked this morning how long is my cock. As I never thought measuring it so you guys who already done it , how did you accurately measure your ?

http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size"

SNAP!

Didn't see you had posted the same thing within the lynx vans and problems tubes.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I belive the formula E=MC works well

Where E = endowment claimed

Where M = Measurement actual

Where C = cock fabtoring (approx 150%)

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This definitely help

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By *ilthy LadyWoman
over a year ago

Wickford

Ha! Or deodorant can

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By *itom18Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Measure along the top of ur cock for a true size

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

"Think Dark Temptation is a Lynx scent anyway, use one of those for extra effect lol"
hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always start with the other end of the tape measure ... Always leads to impressive dimensions

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