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"Take sky remote Stick next to cock Push as far back as possible so cock looks bigger than sky remote. Take cock selfie Hey presto. Cock measured " I believe that the earlier sky remotes were slightly smaller than the modern ones, if that helps. | |||
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"Take sky remote Stick next to cock Push as far back as possible so cock looks bigger than sky remote. Take cock selfie Hey presto. Cock measured I believe that the earlier sky remotes were slightly smaller than the modern ones, if that helps. I just use the mini model of a sky remote, I look f$*%# huge " This thread is so funny | |||
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"Take sky remote Stick next to cock Push as far back as possible so cock looks bigger than sky remote. Take cock selfie Hey presto. Cock measured I believe that the earlier sky remotes were slightly smaller than the modern ones, if that helps. I just use the mini model of a sky remote, I look f$*%# huge This thread is so funny " By my calculations, I'm packing about 16in | |||
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"I tell people I'm 5.5 inches. That way they don't get scared off. " I didn't know that you are one of 'em BBCs [ swoons ] | |||
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"Does it even matter? Does anyone else think it's totally irrelevant? Can you do anything about it, if you're disappointed with the results? Concentrate on improving your technique with it and any other areas that you can brush up on! I would rather be a great all rounder than an average one trick pony! " Well said | |||
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"Does it even matter? Does anyone else think it's totally irrelevant? Can you do anything about it, if you're disappointed with the results? Concentrate on improving your technique with it and any other areas that you can brush up on! I would rather be a great all rounder than an average one trick pony! Well said" | |||
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"Never felt inadequate and never had any complaints but I'm bemused by the need of some people to exaggerate " You'll find that it's only men who do that. If you do a forum search for profile advice, cock size etc. you'll find that most women don't care at all. I'd suggest you stop worrying | |||
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"Can anyone confirm the correct way or procedure for measuring a cock... You see some on here claiming to be huge and they certainly don't look it." Stand against a wall take a felt tip and scratch a mark on the wall at the furthermost most point on your head. Get a tape measure place it on the floor where you were standing and measure to the felt tip marker. A cock has been measured scientifically. | |||
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"Can anyone confirm the correct way or procedure for measuring a cock... You see some on here claiming to be huge and they certainly don't look it. Stand against a wall take a felt tip and scratch a mark on the wall at the furthermost most point on your head. Get a tape measure place it on the floor where you were standing and measure to the felt tip marker. A cock has been measured scientifically." The same technique can be used to measure a d**khead Oh, OK, I get it now; interchangeable terms | |||
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"is anyone wanking it with 2 hands? if so then it is probably big enough. " But maybe they just have very small hands?? | |||
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"Where's teabags when you need her? She is amazing at cock gauging." Cooking her roast chicken | |||
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"I told the Mrs i was the only guy she knew that held his cock with 4 fingers when having a piss....she said yes, but i was pissing on three of them " | |||
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"I told the Mrs i was the only guy she knew that held his cock with 4 fingers when having a piss....she said yes, but i was pissing on three of them " THAT is why one must always wash their hands; after | |||
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"I tell people I'm 5.5 inches. That way they don't get scared off. " Then they find out that's the width. | |||
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"don't most men measure from their arsehole? " Damn the secrets out | |||
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"Take sky remote Stick next to cock Push as far back as possible so cock looks bigger than sky remote. Take cock selfie Hey presto. Cock measured " pmsl | |||
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"Hello, you need a fabric tape measure one thats used for sewing. You aren't going to get a good measurement off a metal tape measure or a ruler really. Measure it in ariel mode (looking down) make sure the measure starts on zero and run the measure along the top of the penis to the tip of the bell. Circumference should be pretty self explanatory. " but the world Is flat right | |||
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"Does it even matter? Does anyone else think it's totally irrelevant? Can you do anything about it, if you're disappointed with the results? Concentrate on improving your technique with it and any other areas that you can brush up on! I would rather be a great all rounder than an average one trick pony! " Yes I think that extra size does help a woman get excited. Mine's apparently a good size but I'm bloody jealous of guys with bigger cocks than mine as they find it much easier to get the ladies in bed! That's nature! | |||
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"Does anyone ever measure a pussy? If so, how?" A dipstick? | |||
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"Does anyone ever measure a pussy? If so, how? A dipstick? " And I have been measured by a fair few of them | |||
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"Does anyone ever measure a pussy? If so, how? A dipstick? And I have been measured by a fair few of them " | |||
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" Measure it in ariel mode ... " I swear she's the princess in Little Mermaid Personally I find mine's a little longer if I think of Jessica Rabbit... OP: the simplest method is to shove it in. If you hear nothing it's too short, 'ahh' is average, 'OOOH' is large. "What the hell do you think you're doing with THAT!" means very well endowed. Mr ddc PS if using a metal tape, warm it first... | |||
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"Does anyone ever measure a pussy? If so, how?" If their profile says they can't feel anything below 10 inches that tells you all the measurements you need! | |||
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"Take sky remote Stick next to cock Push as far back as possible so cock looks bigger than sky remote. Take cock selfie Hey presto. Cock measured " Yay!! I do things right sometimes lmao x | |||
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"Does it even matter? Does anyone else think it's totally irrelevant? Can you do anything about it, if you're disappointed with the results? Concentrate on improving your technique with it and any other areas that you can brush up on! I would rather be a great all rounder than an average one trick pony! " | |||
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"Measure in mm sounds much bigger " Or measure in the amount of mmmmmmmmm's that come from the recipient | |||
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"Take sky remote Stick next to cock Push as far back as possible so cock looks bigger than sky remote. Take cock selfie Hey presto. Cock measured " This made me actually Laugh out loud, it's like the offical fab measurement of cock size is a sky remote. Only thing you forgot to add was... If you don't have a Sky remote use a lynx deoderant can. (For improved size result use a "travel size" can instead of normal sized one's ) | |||
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"is anyone wanking it with 2 hands? if so then it is probably big enough. " | |||
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