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I need a FAB guru!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi there.

I am looking for a lady or couple to be my fab guru as it appears that I'm rubbish at this lol.

I'd just like some helpful tips & advice.

Please message me if you would like to help.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you could do with some photos, but apart from that I enjoyed your profile, it made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems I totally ignored the 3 public pics!! Ignore me i'm a plank!

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Love the profile.it made me chuckle.

Get some more pics up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved the profile too, very original and funny. Good testicle shot and am loving the shirt and tie shot, yummy, good for tying you up with. Yes a few more pics would be good. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone.

Itso the messages I send that appear to be the problem then.

What sort of messages would make you reply ??

I'm aware that Im a little fish swimming in a big pond....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think your profile and pictures will appeal to some and not others but neither give a lot of information about you. I think you would do well engaging in conversation on the forum or at socials. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would ignore a message from you.

your page might have made people laugh but it's clear that all you have to offer is your dick, this is about as appealing to me as buying a dildo that doesn't do anything much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be honest, I posted that profile to try & stand out.

I definitely am not just about that but I thought it would give people an insight into my sense of humour.

I will add more personal stuff on your recommendation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, I posted that profile to try & stand out.

I definitely am not just about that but I thought it would give people an insight into my sense of humour.

I will add more personal stuff on your recommendation "

you don't have to. some people did like it.

was just saying that's why i wouldn't answer.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Hi there.

I am looking for a lady or couple to be my fab guru as it appears that I'm rubbish at this lol.

I'd just like some helpful tips & advice.

Please message me if you would like to help.

Thanks

"

Generally, we wouldn't even open a profile with no avatar.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there.

I am looking for a lady or couple to be my fab guru as it appears that I'm rubbish at this lol.

I'd just like some helpful tips & advice.

Please message me if you would like to help.

Thanks

"

It is OK. But we prefer to see what the schlong is attached to, so no, we will not be your guru.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If all I saw was a bunch of pics of your cock I'd not read the text anyway.

Men who define themselves by their cock, either for real or in jest, aren't interesting to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profile text made me laugh but you need more pictures. Different ones, not just cock shots.

As for messages, I don't know what you send so I don't know if that's the issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No avatar, np photos,. we don't really look to be honest

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Many people delete message without reading them if there is no profile pic or a cock profile pic. So ur limiting ur messages even being read atm let alone for them to actually read your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks everyone.

Itso the messages I send that appear to be the problem then.

What sort of messages would make you reply ??

I'm aware that Im a little fish swimming in a big pond...."

Spend a bit of time in chat mate. I found it really good for networking with different people. Don't sit there any just start pming people while in a chat room have a bit of banter and you will find that people will naturally come to you. As for messaging always take time to read a profile. Some people want to be mentally engaged and have a conversation about things other than your Johnson. If you find something funny they have said in their profile make a point of mentioning it in your message to them because it will show your paying an interest in them and their profile and not just how many drainpipes you can throw your sausage up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't get to your profile.. Got to the 4cock pics and clicked off straight away sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there.

I am looking for a lady or couple to be my fab guru as it appears that I'm rubbish at this lol.

I'd just like some helpful tips & advice.

Please message me if you would like to help.

Thanks

"

We would get no further than the rubbish photos. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the write up, shows a sense of humour and is different. Looks like you just exchanged one of your cocks with a face - that is always good. But that picture of the underside of your testicles is gross - reminds me of what you might see in an anatomy and physiology text book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought your profile was funny but you can't accommodate and nothing to say why so I wouldn't be interested if I was meeting, not counting the distance

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