FabSwingers.com forum: Stop Messaging Me!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I post that I'm looking to meet daytime in a hotel on Friday and suddenly my inbox fills up with hundreds of messages from beautiful women... Totally spoilt for choice.

Ahh, the dilemma - do I go for the Liz Hurley look-a-like, or the Kylie one? But that would mean turning down all the others!

Do all single males find it that tough on here? I hate turning down all these beautiful women - Decisions, decisions!

i'm assured you can see flying pigs from the hotel window...

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn

Have them all form an orderly line and do your best

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

What were you expecting to happen?

I wouldn't turn up to an unknown hotel to have sex with someone I'd never met before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What were you expecting to happen?

I wouldn't turn up to an unknown hotel to have sex with someone I'd never met before. "

Well, it has been known (but only after extensive chat) Just having a laugh; don't take it to seriously!

[I would expect to meet socially, coffee shop, or similar first, obviously.]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[I would expect to meet socially, coffee shop, or similar first, obviously.]"

Not so obvious mate. Women get a lot of messages from men that think just because they are free sat in a hotel room that women should come running to them without even seeing a photo or anything. They kinda view Fab as a catalogue, where they leaf through the pages and pick one out then message the lucky girl. Women get so much of that, they don't see what you said as a joke, they see it as just another one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[I would expect to meet socially, coffee shop, or similar first, obviously.]

Coroner "So she went to meet a man she did not know in a hotel room"

Detective "Apparantly, she was selected from all the sexually frustrated sluts on Fabswingers"

Coroner "Some people never learn" Zips up the body bag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. This went south fast.

I understood the humour. Has everyone had a bypass today?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Blimey. This went south fast.

I understood the humour. Has everyone had a bypass today?

It appears so...

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

is this another L.A.M post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey. This went south fast.

I understood the humour. Has everyone had a bypass today?

Just today? I think the forumites are renowned for their lack of a sense of humour at least 50% of the time.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Hmm I'm blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn....i was gonna message too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey. This went south fast.

I understood the humour. Has everyone had a bypass today?

It would seem so !!!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"So, I post that I'm looking to meet daytime in a hotel on Friday and suddenly my inbox fills up with hundreds of messages from beautiful women... Totally spoilt for choice.

Ahh, the dilemma - do I go for the Liz Hurley look-a-like, or the Kylie one? But that would mean turning down all the others!

Do all single males find it that tough on here? I hate turning down all these beautiful women - Decisions, decisions!

i'm assured you can see flying pigs from the hotel window...

I say--Go for the one with long, stringy greasy grey hair, warts on her nose, and weighs in at (the exact opposite of your size preference), who sounds like a lorry driver and most likely smells like one, too (oops, sorry to all the drivers out there, I was referring to aftershave, of course).

Or maybe you're unlucky and haven't heard from one like that yet?

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Did I, in fact, kill the thread?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Seems like it

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Seems like it

And I so hoped to find out more.....

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"Blimey. This went south fast.

I understood the humour. Has everyone had a bypass today?

Just today? I think the forumites are renowned for their lack of a sense of humour at least 50% of the time."

Only 50% ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! As a single male thread it had an automated self destruct device attached to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I, in fact, kill the thread?"

Yep but you've revived it too

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Dear oh dear won't they ever learn patients is a virtue .....they want everything yesterday. .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look they think with their pussys its just the way things are on here.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I know OP, tell me about it, bloody Greta Garbo...

http://youtu.be/hvQq_tqB0jA

Mr ddc

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Did I, in fact, kill the thread?

Yep but you've revived it too

YAY! I'm a lifesaver of sorts

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Did I, in fact, kill the thread?

Yep but you've revived it too

YAY! I'm a lifesaver of sorts"

Oops you killed it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I, in fact, kill the thread?

Yep but you've revived it too

YAY! I'm a lifesaver of sorts

Oops you killed it again

It always goes like that when she stops showing it attention

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Have them all form an orderly line and do your best

Top advice

Op needs to get a conveyor belt system going and maybe bring the bi girls in together so they can put in a show while a fluffier gets you ready to go again(or invest in the little blue pill)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is this another L.A.M post?

I don't get it - this post doesn't appear to be about Laser Aiming Modules at all!

I'm so confuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[I would expect to meet socially, coffee shop, or similar first, obviously.]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I published the definition of irony, would it help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U have been pounced upon my friend and unfortunately not literally!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"What were you expecting to happen?

I wouldn't turn up to an unknown hotel to have sex with someone I'd never met before. "

Lighten up ....he was joking ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What were you expecting to happen?

I wouldn't turn up to an unknown hotel to have sex with someone I'd never met before.

Lighten up ....he was joking ....

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oh no us guys aren't allowed to use humour or irony on here remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't worry, I'm still finding the responses humorous... That was the idea of the post, after all!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Love the humour Sir xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is a serious place. No humour allowed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the humour Sir xx"

Thank you, m'lady! China sounds interesting - I'd love to work abroad for a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joke

Because my profile says i live near Gatwick .. i get loads of hotel invites from strangers flying off somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op was obviously a tongue in cheek joke. Or did you guys not see the bit about flying pigs!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Love the humour Sir xx

Thank you, m'lady! China sounds interesting - I'd love to work abroad for a few years."

It's been an experience, China wasn't the best first place to have it..

Loved the travelling around Asia thou X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB does the same thing posts "in a hotel at Heathrow if anyone wants to join me" and things like " anyone fancy dinner and fun under duvet" XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm I'm blocked

Sorry, if you're blocked - I use it to stop me bothering women/couples that I've previously messaged (if they have replied to me and told me that they are not interested.) It's nothing personal, just saves you from getting another unwanted message in your mailbox. I travel around the country a lot; especially to your area.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The op was obviously a tongue in cheek joke. Or did you guys not see the bit about flying pigs!

Don't try to explain it; I was going to make the point that my post says 'meet in a hotel' not 'hotel room' - they do have bars, coffee shops, etc. But that would be accepting that it wasn't meant to be humorous.... yawn!

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