FabSwingers.com forum: Getting them smooth

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all,

I assume this question has come up before but which is the best way to get my balls smooth. I don't want to use a razor, for obvious reasons. Would a body trimmer or cream be better.

Thanks all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair removal cream ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggest you read the reviews on Amazon of veet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try magic powder

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

I'll be honest I use a razor and lots of shaving foam and don't have any problems - is just a case of pulling the skin of your balls taut in small sections as you shave. Usually gets them smooth, and without any nicks, although acknowledge that everyone is built differently so might not work for all.

Other option is have them professionally waxed, which I did last year, and didn't hurt anywhere near as much as I was expecting it to - there are more and more places offering waxing as a male service these days.

As for the Amazon Veet reviews, absolutely hilarious!!

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Obviously that was Mr G responding above!!

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all,

I assume this question has come up before but which is the best way to get my balls smooth. I don't want to use a razor, for obvious reasons. Would a body trimmer or cream be better.

Thanks all"

The best way is to wax. Don't complain about pain, it really doesn't hurt and besides... man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mixture of nitric acid and oleum dissolves all hair. (Oh and skin too , so don't use it) I think this is the same as veet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave.

Never had so much as a nick and been shaving since i was about 18.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would not use hair removal cream down there. Have read about people that have very painfull and also burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest you read the reviews on Amazon of veet"

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Use a razor on your ball, I have never had a nick or a cut, (maybe because the skin is so flexible?) then use Magic powder on the rest of your pubes. That way no razor bumps or ball burns.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

As above.

Talc em and then use a brand spanky new razor.

NOT one that she says "oh it's ok, I've only used it once on my legs"

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I've used Nair to do my "sack and crack" and it stings a bit but it's nowhere near as painful as a lot of people make out.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I use a normal razor and do them everytime i shower, never had any problems

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I don't have tough skin, but do mine dry with a razor. No shaving cream, just a new blade every time and a better grip when pulling the skin taut. An erection helps when shaving any hairs on or around the base of the cock.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I'd love to be shaved by someone else though, a personal shave with a happy ending.

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By *ay BrowerMan
over a year ago

Oldham

FIRE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all,

I assume this question has come up before but which is the best way to get my balls smooth. I don't want to use a razor, for obvious reasons. Would a body trimmer or cream be better.

Thanks all"

After 26 years of shaving what are the ' obvious reasons? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to be shaved by someone else though, a personal shave with a happy ending.

Come over I love to do it.male or female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .

ByJohn W. Osborne Jr.on 30 July 2012

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Amazon review for Veet... I'll never eat a Brussels sprout again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest you read the reviews on Amazon of veet"

One of the funniest things I have ever read.

Comical letter to veet.

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh god that was funny. I wonder how true it was, it does have a certain ring of truth to it lol.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Razor every time liberal application of hair conditioner and away you go ! Redo on a regular basis when showering and you will be fine .find stepping out of water stream and applying a good dollop of baby oil before washing off on shower helps keep skin soft smooth and rash free .

Ps it's even better when a lady joins you in the shower and does it all for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Razor every time liberal application of hair conditioner and away you go ! Redo on a regular basis when showering and you will be fine .find stepping out of water stream and applying a good dollop of baby oil before washing off on shower helps keep skin soft smooth and rash free .

Ps it's even better when a lady joins you in the shower and does it all for you

As an final add in...use the sharpest newest razor you can find(for Fuck's sake dont use a single blade, or straight razor)and apply your fav stick anti-perspirant to the area to prevent razor bumps. Strippers have been using the trick for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it extremely difficult to fault a 3 or 4 blade razor. I have shaved my balls and cock when half asleep, half pissed and legs in all positions. And whether you pull the skin really tight or just smooth up with the palm of your hand it doesn't matter. I have never cut myself once and been doing it for 20 years. And I did try the veet many years ago and took me 2 days to get the residue slime from my crack!!

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By *eallylove2lickCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"As above.

Talc em and then use a brand spanky new razor.

NOT one that she says "oh it's ok, I've only used it once on my legs""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all,

I assume this question has come up before but which is the best way to get my balls smooth. I don't want to use a razor, for obvious reasons. Would a body trimmer or cream be better.

Thanks all"

You need three things, a rear view mirror, a pair of tweezers and plenty of time.

Job done......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest you read the reviews on Amazon of veet"

I second that, if only to put a huge smile on your face lol

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By *tumpy guyMan
over a year ago

dewsbury

magic powder cream works great

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I use nair. Normally no problem, occasionally get a small bit that reacts but not too bad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DO NOT USE HAIR REMOVAL CREAM. You will get a sensation that will make you seriously consider biting off your own feet just to relieve the burning pain.

A razor with a new blade is best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douse in petrol and burn it off

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Shave.

Never had so much as a nick and been shaving since i was about 18.

Likewise. Cheap twin blade razors and no shaving gel needed, except for the added excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all,

I assume this question has come up before but which is the best way to get my balls smooth. I don't want to use a razor, for obvious reasons. Would a body trimmer or cream be better.

Thanks all"

I only shave with a double edge safety razor - smooth as you can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As others have said, razor is definitely best. I've been shaving for 10 years and have never cut myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DO NOT USE HAIR REMOVAL CREAM. You will get a sensation that will make you seriously consider biting off your own feet just to relieve the burning pain.

A razor with a new blade is best.

Probably shouldn't use Veet on your feet. Lolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be honest I use a razor and lots of shaving foam and don't have any problems - is just a case of pulling the skin of your balls taut in small sections as you shave. Usually gets them smooth, and without any nicks, although acknowledge that everyone is built differently so might not work for all.

As for the Amazon Veet reviews, absolutely hilarious!!

Totally agreed, i find pulling back the skin easier. Also dont hesistate when shaving with a razor, nice smooth single strokes usually does the trick

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pull the skin taut and use a sharp razor. Carefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man up and just use a razor..hubby does it all the time no problems

suppose you get used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a razor but I'm just going to get some wax strips and try those. I'll let you know how many swear words I let out uncontrollably at 200db as I rip them off my scrotum later

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Just shaved them smooth again, nice 5-blade razor and lots of warm water and shaving foam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try magic powder "

Magic powder??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belt Sander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing DIY is not the greatest idea I've ever had. But they're bloody smooth!!!! Right,I'm off to wipe the tears away now

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By *emel9Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Veet for sensitive skin...ignore the fake reviews etc.

I know at least 4 men that use that regularly...been using it for 2 years myself.

totally smooth, and no issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waxing DIY is not the greatest idea I've ever had. But they're bloody smooth!!!! Right,I'm off to wipe the tears away now"

I've always shaved but was considering DIY waxing, although having a bit of a rethink now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waxing DIY is not the greatest idea I've ever had. But they're bloody smooth!!!! Right,I'm off to wipe the tears away now

I've always shaved but was considering DIY waxing, although having a bit of a rethink now lol"

Feels fine,just the initial "FFFFFFAAAAAARK" that isn't pleasant.

Oh and all the stickiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all,

I assume this question has come up before but which is the best way to get my balls smooth. I don't want to use a razor, for obvious reasons. Would a body trimmer or cream be better.

Thanks all"

Laser.

Brill!

You need ££ and the right hair / skin colour combos but if you have it is great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all,

I assume this question has come up before but which is the best way to get my balls smooth. I don't want to use a razor, for obvious reasons. Would a body trimmer or cream be better.

Thanks all"

Just out of interest, what are the "obvious reasons" because they are pretty obscure to me? I assume you're not thinking of an old cutthroat razor of course, so?

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