FabSwingers.com forum: What do women want to read on a profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Further to my recent update profile post.

If women see a profile that has

Love to take time on foreplay not rush.

Enjoy giving oral for as long as required

Stuff like that, is that a " sounds interesting "

" Oh no..... Next"

Sort of read?

( my wife never ever reads a profile so she is zero help

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

As long as required makes it sound like a chore and a task!

Personally I like an injection of humour, show their personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you are just saying it to improve your chances of a meet....which that wording does imply.....then Im not sure it will get you anywhere?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There isn't a generic profile that will attract "women". As long as a person has appeared to make an effort and seems to understand that its a two way street I think that's fine, we aren't all blessed with great written communication skills and none of us can appeal to everyone.

There are some profiles that I think are great well written, informative and amusing but I still wouldn't be interested in the author because sexually we have nothing in common.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as required makes it sound like a chore and a task!

Personally I like an injection of humour, show their personality

I have very random humour that alot of people don't get....

Such a nice day, need a gazebo!

But then again no one really likes cold soup ( see)

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Further to my recent update profile post.

If women see a profile that has

Love to take time on foreplay not rush.

Enjoy giving oral for as long as required

Stuff like that, is that a " sounds interesting "

" Oh no..... Next"

Sort of read?

( my wife never ever reads a profile so she is zero help "

Short but not too short . Not too long. Keep it positive. Say what you like/can offer . Don't shout. Don't include disclaimers/warnings. Come across as a normal person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mention your wife never reads profiles. You are a 'couple' that plays separately ? Mention that on your profile. Rightly or wrongly, as you say you can't accommodate, many will assume that you are playing without your wife's knowledge

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like honesty and the fact you are married should be mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mention your wife never reads profiles. You are a 'couple' that plays separately ? Mention that on your profile. Rightly or wrongly, as you say you can't accommodate, many will assume that you are playing without your wife's knowledge

Stepson still at home but don't really want that in my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like honesty and the fact you are married should be mentioned."

Hi have rewritten profile slightly more following the last comments

I think this could be a long process

Thanks all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like honesty and the fact you are married should be mentioned.

Hi have rewritten profile slightly more following the last comments

I think this could be a long process

Thanks all"

Long process, you have been here three months. It's taken me years to get my profile and cv right but it's worth the effort in the end

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By *ppleschnappsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"As long as required makes it sound like a chore and a task!

Personally I like an injection of humour, show their personality

I have very random humour that alot of people don't get....

Such a nice day, need a gazebo!

But then again no one really likes cold soup ( see) "

Do you get a lot of tumble moment when you make a joke??

Random humour!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as required makes it sound like a chore and a task!

Personally I like an injection of humour, show their personality

I have very random humour that alot of people don't get....

Such a nice day, need a gazebo!

But then again no one really likes cold soup ( see)

Do you get a lot of tumble moment when you make a joke??

Random humour!!!"

Yes I do and it's great!!!!!!

Brilliant for embarrassing the kids. Even at 32 oldest goes

" dad!!!! REALLY "

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By *ppleschnappsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

If it's helps I agree with the honesty thing. J often does our replies to the guys, he can spot the guys playing without consent a mile off.

For us, it's less about a guy playing behind his partners back and more about being upfront and owning it. also don't be bully big balls and say how great you are because you are a toy, you won't replace the man in a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do women want to read on a profile"

Probably more than I've written.

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By *ppleschnappsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Be honest to yourself and others. Looking at your profile the mention of Valhalla makes you look a bit of a dick, women can get away with that, with 4 times more men than couples and women, separate yourself.

Mention you are married but she understand me too well and has lost interest so I'm looking for NSA pleasure with less discerning women who accept I may not be an Adonis without the sexual stamina of lion. I was blessed by the ugly tree far too many times but I miss the touch of a real woman that could whip me in to shape....

Make them laugh.... That means don't do dad jokes.... They are great for embarrassing kids but less successful for meeting play partners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isn't a generic profile that will attract "women". As long as a person has appeared to make an effort and seems to understand that its a two way street I think that's fine, we aren't all blessed with great written communication skills and none of us can appeal to everyone.

There are some profiles that I think are great well written, informative and amusing but I still wouldn't be interested in the author because sexually we have nothing in common.

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Could you not ask your wife what she looks for in a profile?

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"Further to my recent update profile post.

If women see a profile that has

Love to take time on foreplay not rush.

Enjoy giving oral for as long as required

Stuff like that, is that a " sounds interesting "

" Oh no..... Next"

Sort of read?

( my wife never ever reads a profile so she is zero help "

Sorry, just read the last line.

So she's the only woman on here who just looks at the cock pics and says "hey you, let us fuck!"?

BS meter going haywire here.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you not ask your wife what she looks for in a profile? "

She never reads profiles

If she gets a message she just starts chatting.

So she not that help as when I have asked her just says

Yea that's alright. Then when I change it she says the same lmao

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