FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my profile por favor?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey fab people,

In about a year I had no luck on here at all, narrowed it down to either I am least desirable person in UK (something to be

or there is something fundamentally wrong with my profile.

So I need honest, mostly female, opinion.

Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't even clicked on your profile yet but the fact you're wearing what looks like a wife beater in your dp doesn't bode well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey fab people,

In about a year I had no luck on here at all, narrowed it down to either I am least desirable person in UK (something to be

or there is something fundamentally wrong with my profile.

So I need honest, mostly female, opinion.

Cheers. "

well....

for starters the name isn't very exciting and nor is the profile pic...

you say what you are looking forand mention personality etc but your personality is not coming through on the profile....its not very good tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey fab people,

In about a year I had no luck on here at all, narrowed it down to either I am least desirable person in UK (something to be

or there is something fundamentally wrong with my profile.

So I need honest, mostly female, opinion.

Cheers. "

A two sentence profile with two poor photos is not helping your cause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey fab people,

In about a year I had no luck on here at all, narrowed it down to either I am least desirable person in UK (something to be

or there is something fundamentally wrong with my profile.

So I need honest, mostly female, opinion.

Cheers. "

Perhaps you would have more luck as a stalker or peeping tom ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think you've answered your own question in terms of the second part of your second sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better pics and more info, also being realistic, there are not many men who achieve an mff and even less manage it from this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is pretty poor to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey fab people,

In about a year I had no luck on here at all, narrowed it down to either I am least desirable person in UK (something to be

or there is something fundamentally wrong with my profile.

So I need honest, mostly female, opinion.

Cheers. "

Why do you need mostly female opinion - surely you should also seek the opinion of men that are doing OK here.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Your photos are not clear. The white vest makes you look like a school boy.

You are looking for matching personalities, but we know nothing about your personality.

Your profile needs to be interesting and attract people's attention. Think it needs more information about what you can offer a lady. At present it concentrates on what you want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok,

Thanks for your feedback everyone, I do have few practical questions.

1.What kind of pictures should my profile have? I know that willy snaps are no-no for example.

2. What is the right balance between polite and kinky when you write a profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

Thanks for your feedback everyone, I do have few practical questions.

1.What kind of pictures should my profile have? I know that willy snaps are no-no for example.

2. What is the right balance between polite and kinky when you write a profile?

You are concentrating on the wrong things. Produce a profile that is entertaining, welcoming, humourous and full of personality. No one will respond to your current offering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also a silly question, white tank top makes me look a wife beater according to one source, and like a schoolboy by another. Those are mutually exclusive looks, I thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look at a few male profiles in here and I'm sure you will be able to spot a well executed profile and a crap one ?

Then use the good ones to give you some ideas how to formulate your own profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a silly question, white tank top makes me look a wife beater according to one source, and like a schoolboy by another. Those are mutually exclusive looks, I thought? "

Just accept that it looks horrid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You got it right, I previously disregarded profile description as something useless altogether.

Man, was I wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it simple, A few basic facts about you what you like/looking for and what you can offer, Don't just copy someone else's profile, Oh and add a few more pictures, Body, legs/arse and fully clothed, But at the end of the day if someone doesn't like the look of you it will be that and not your profile that's stopping any meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yet another revelation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are very few men who can pull off wearing a white vest and look sexy as well....

and you aren't one of them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got it right, I previously disregarded profile description as something useless altogether.

Man, was I wrong.

So do something about it?

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By *reenEyedWifeCouple
over a year ago

Market Harborough

"Also a silly question, white tank top makes me look a wife beater according to one source, and like a schoolboy by another. Those are mutually exclusive looks, I thought? "

OP the point is that the photo sucks - just get rid of it.

Grab your phone and get some nice shots of yourself with normal clothes (jeans and a t-shirt?) and a few full length naked or semi-clothed ones. Get a close-up face shot for your private pics.

Then work on your text - definitely get advice from the successful guys here as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great advice, clear to the point, and I m off making new photos.

Thanks green eyed wife, you are the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife beater is the colloquial name for a white vest. I wasn't calling YOU a wife beater. - It's a very common garment, not sexy at all. It conjures images of drinking lager from the can on the street at 11am while walking a dog with no leash!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Also a silly question, white tank top makes me look a wife beater according to one source, and like a schoolboy by another. Those are mutually exclusive looks, I thought? "

I think the point you're missing is that neither are good looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wife beater is the colloquial name for a white vest. I wasn't calling YOU a wife beater. - It's a very common garment, not sexy at all. It conjures images of drinking lager from the can on the street at 11am while walking a dog with no leash!"

Ahhh the 11am walk with my pitbull in my vest. Favourite time of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am doing something about it as we speak.

Btw, RHCP- style naked with bass guitar to cover the privates, is it a good idea for the photo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to butt in, can I grab some profile criticism? Didn't wanna start a whole thread all about me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I am doing something about it as we speak.

Btw, RHCP- style naked with bass guitar to cover the privates, is it a good idea for the photo?"

What do you think?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sorry to butt in, can I grab some profile criticism? Didn't wanna start a whole thread all about me

What do you think is wrong with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was 4 of us on stage, so Fab would not let me post it.

I think it's a great idea, but I can look trough pictures of just guitars all day, I m not objective here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to butt in, can I grab some profile criticism? Didn't wanna start a whole thread all about me

thread hijacking is frowned upon...naff off and start your own

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Ok,

Thanks for your feedback everyone, I do have few practical questions.

1.What kind of pictures should my profile have? I know that willy snaps are no-no for example.

2. What is the right balance between polite and kinky when you write a profile?

Photo suggestions....

Smart suit or trousers and shirt with shirt opened.

Fully dressed at a distance, so people see overall body shape.

Torso , bum and or back photo.

Face pic and cock pic hidden in your private photos.

Try cropping or using black and white to get the best from your photos.

Balance between polite and kinky on your profile. Start with one and end with a bit of the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was 4 of us on stage, so Fab would not let me post it.

I think it's a great idea, but I can look trough pictures of just guitars all day, I m not objective here."

cant you trim it down to just show you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is no clear line of sight there, if i ll crop, I ll have to crop my legs out too, but I can recreate it in my studio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the other hand prostitutes are more convenient, as it turned out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,

Thanks for your feedback everyone, I do have few practical questions.

1.What kind of pictures should my profile have? I know that willy snaps are no-no for example.

2. What is the right balance between polite and kinky when you write a profile?

In my humble opinion, your profile and messages (well the first ones anyway) should be no different to how you would approach someone in the flesh. Manners maketh the man and end in some great meets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Started working out, chucked out all my tank tops, learned that patience is a key for building up trust...

Am I more appealing now, or should I just stop trying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started working out, chucked out all my tank tops, learned that patience is a key for building up trust...

Am I more appealing now, or should I just stop trying?"

hello again OP

I personally don't like your profile as its a bit too honest...but that's just my opinion..

cant remember how it was so cant compare unfortunately..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you elaborate on being too honest? I suspected that it's off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you elaborate on being too honest? I suspected that it's off putting."

OMG...that's like asking me to nail jelly to a wall

just cut out all the really, really personal stuff...

keep it to what you are like and what you are looking for...

people don't need to know about the baggage, its off putting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, I see, you meant too personal

got it, thanks Leggy.

Btw, freeze jelly, and you can nail it to the wall, no problem

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Dump pic 1, crop 2 and 3, keep the rest. Text is great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks S. Softie,

I checked your profile out, that first picture is every man's dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret a sophie

, looked at the pics

Played with my dick

Thinking of sucking her clit

She would scream fanswinger while i play with her clit ,

She woould love cum all over her massive tits, fucking her bum suck my thumb grab her wrist,

Lines of spread all on her tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You sure you can compete with all these girls she meet on clit licking Syoma?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Secret a sophie

, looked at the pics

Played with my dick

Thinking of sucking her clit

She would scream fanswinger while i play with her clit ,

She woould love cum all over her massive tits, fucking her bum suck my thumb grab her wrist,

Lines of spread all on her tits"

Erh....thanks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think he is weird? Here is a snapshot of my fantasies.

That photo of about 10 girly butts made me think of a new music instrument,

Like xylophone but made up of bums.

I would have to carefully pick 12 asses that when slapped play 12 different semi-tones. I know that sound will be quite and with almost no sustain, but this is my new favourite instrument

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Think he is weird? Here is a snapshot of my fantasies.

That photo of about 10 girly butts made me think of a new music instrument,

Like xylophone but made up of bums.

I would have to carefully pick 12 asses that when slapped play 12 different semi-tones. I know that sound will be quite and with almost no sustain, but this is my new favourite instrument

That's really funny

a naked arse female choir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think he is weird? Here is a snapshot of my fantasies.

That photo of about 10 girly butts made me think of a new music instrument,

Like xylophone but made up of bums.

I would have to carefully pick 12 asses that when slapped play 12 different semi-tones. I know that sound will be quite and with almost no sustain, but this is my new favourite instrument

There are already porn films like this

As for your profile - it reads like someone who doesn't have English as their first language and there are several spelling mistakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ooh I want to know about the trick with sex and music

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are already porn films like this "

Yeah, but I would write a decent tune with ass-o-piano sold, that would become an art, that in turn would attract attention because it was recorded on naked butts! Catch 22

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By *otrockloverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"As for your profile - it reads like someone who doesn't have English as their first language and there are several spelling mistakes. "

There are coherency issues for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As for your profile - it reads like someone who doesn't have English as their first language and there are several spelling mistakes. "

Ha ha

Why, that is who I am!

Native Russian speaker, Estonian and German at School, English and French for 2 years in high school

Two years of memorising sequences of times, gangsta rap, heavy metal and American tv shows are all English school I had prior college here a few years back.

Feel free to point out spelling mistakes, would be much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are coherency issues for sure. "

?? Said a man with pussy for a profile picture ??????

No disrespect, but that is also a coherency issue, bro.

Thank you for pointing it out actually,.. Just felt a need to reciprocate ??

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By *otrockloverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

There are coherency issues for sure.

?? Said a man with pussy for a profile picture ??????

No disrespect, but that is also a coherency issue, bro.

Thank you for pointing it out actually,.. Just felt a need to reciprocate ??"

You asked for feedback. Being hostile is not cool man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You asked for feedback. Being hostile is not cool man. "

I again apologise if my reply offended you, my only goal was to highlight a contradictory, and therefore funny situation.

You did changed you profile pic though mate, and I will work on my description, pease?

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

Lady half of the couple here and I very rarely comment on these types of thread. I LOVE YOUR PROFILE

it reads like free form jazz and has a hypnotic rhythm to it. You have a cool username too. And while it may not attract the mainstream I bet the girls you do attract are quirky and sexy. Like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For about a week I tried to come up with words to describe how much I appreciate your post and I have nothing

So imagine a warm bear hug instead... Thank you ??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's a good profile.

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