FabSwingers.com forum: Best way for a single guy to get noticed

By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Sorry single guys this is a question not the answer

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Read profiles before messaging, attend socials and clubs, be friendly and chatty.. Not pushy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry single guys this is a question not the answer"

Write a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gets abs like shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing from a lamppost!

Double entendre there, d' you see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi vis jacket and trousers, possibly a helmet with a lamp on it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that walking around my local Tesco with my cock out works quite well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good verification helps loads. When I have met hot couples I have noticed a lot more interest.

What will not get you noticed is a nonsense legal warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time you're in Waitrose just do the hokey y and turn around.

That should do it.

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Matlock

Be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piss in a cooper's pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao Reverend!

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

"Read profiles before messaging, attend socials and clubs, be friendly and chatty.. Not pushy. "

This.... Plus get a handle get yourself noticed in the local forums,Never think that every one will sleep with you..talk chat get a click with people be respectful at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write a profile and have some decent pics that stand out from the thousands of poor cock pics on here. Good luck

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

three words.....

lollypop man outfit!!

worked for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you have on your profile is those ridiculous hysterical legal notices. 3 paragraphs of them, really?!! Put some effort in, you're not even trying to stand out!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Be you, Be honest, Be respectful.

There are lots of threads offering advice in the archives..

Happy reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you have on your profile is those ridiculous hysterical legal notices. 3 paragraphs of them, really?!! Put some effort in, you're not even trying to stand out!"

Nothing to actually steal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you have on your profile is those ridiculous hysterical legal notices. 3 paragraphs of them, really?!! Put some effort in, you're not even trying to stand out!

Nothing to actually steal

oh i do not know,

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Sorry single guys this is a question not the answer"

Strap a Catherine wheel firework to your cock and unveil it in your local pub after turning off the lights

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan
over a year ago

Northants

Stop whinging and make an effort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry single guys this is a question not the answer"
cock picks and friend requests lmao

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Read profiles before messaging, attend socials and clubs, be friendly and chatty.. Not pushy. "

This

Be patient,if interested in couples address both parties.

No egos ! Be respectful. Write a decent profile, attend socials and clubs and get to know people. Get some good verifications from the social aspect. You'll get interest then that may lead to much more.don't expect anything sexually don't have a sense of entitlement. You'll find play will cum x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Gets abs like shag "

That doesn't always work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove those silly pointless and useless legal notices and replace them with a profile

Now if that's all that there ever has been to your profile your never going to get noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky banter.....beats abs anyday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't try to hard don't jump in

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

Tell us what donner meat is

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I find that walking around my local Tesco with my cock out works quite well."
Don't know about Tesco's, you should try my local Asda.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Next time you're in Waitrose just do the hokey y and turn around.

That should do it. "
Don't forget to put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out in out and shake it all about. That should get you noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry single guys this is a question not the answer"
make your profile sound exciting and fun ! There's so much completion on here you need to go out there and sell your self !! Or you just fade in to the back ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find that walking around my local Tesco with my cock out works quite well."
every little helps !!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sorry single guys this is a question not the answer"

Well, you've achieved your aim, you have certainly been noticed but for all the wrong reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry single guys this is a question not the answer"

Get some better pictures done Hun! Most women want to see a lot more than just a cock!

Use your imagination - some clothed - some unclothed! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find that walking around my local Tesco with my cock out works quite well. Don't know about Tesco's, you should try my local Asda.

I'm always getting 'fab spotted' in tesco!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Paint himself luminous yellow

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"I find that walking around my local Tesco with my cock out works quite well. every little helps !!!"

Lol at this x

You're profile is shite OP. You say nothing about yourself or what you're looking for on here........ plus as for your cock pics, once you've seen one etc etc

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Have a photo on your profile of your cock thats twice the size of a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have breasts an a vagina...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a frock on. Pair of high heels. Makeup. Wig. Shake your tush for the camera.

Believe me; it gets you noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you doing to be noticed, and meeting people?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

The best way is to say you're married but the wife doesn't know you're on here. Woman and couples prefer that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I would imagine having a user name like 'BBC_XL' would help enormously ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a chance you need to have the following:

Fit body,

Good looking,

Big cock with Girth (all women like girth)

Last a long time,

Be clean shaven or body hair free,

Intelligent,

Interesting,

Hold a conversation,

Have a degree in Shakespeare to write interesting messages other than Hi how are you.

I have none of the above and so have NO CHANCE

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have none of the above and so have NO CHANCE

Feeling a bit sorry for yourself Peter? You're a very good looking man and I have offered a meet, although I understand the timing and distance has been a problem. But you've been noticed so there you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remove those silly pointless and useless legal notices and replace them with a profile

Now if that's all that there ever has been to your profile your never going to get noticed

What about my profile? Is it ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To give yourself a little hope, read some of the banaal daily posting that some people put on, that I assume they deem interesting, example 'going shopping, then to the park'- so thrilling it makes the hair stand up on the back of......oh no it doesnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A witty profile and pictures of something other than a cock. Hate to say it but unless it's tattooed, pierced or singing a show tune they all just look the same after a while and you most certainly won't stick in somebody's mind as possible meet material.

Mrs rsc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have a chance you need to have the following:

Fit body,

Good looking,

Big cock with Girth (all women like girth)

Last a long time,

Be clean shaven or body hair free,

Intelligent,

Interesting,

Hold a conversation,

Have a degree in Shakespeare to write interesting messages other than Hi how are you.

I have none of the above and so have NO CHANCE

No I'm not. I'm genuinely having a laugh today. I'm in good spirits for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely agree.For variety try dressing your cock as a well known celebrity or sports personality. A simple fake moustach can turn your cock into magnum PI or, when you go slightly limp into an aging Nigel Mansell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a good looking girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperation is a complete turn off, so play hard to get: don't message anyone and hide your profile. That should work.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

This has got me thinking.

Has anyone got a halfsize skyremote ?

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"This has got me thinking.

Has anyone got a halfsize skyremote ?

We sometimes notice single guys when they have their cock deep inside B

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