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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So a guy I've previously met for a social months ago invited me around to his place last night. We were in the living room when there's a knock at the door, he totally freaks out and turns out the lights/tv to pretend that nobody is home - he's heavy breathing and shaking! The knocker persists and so he begs me to go and stand outside the back patio windows (in the rain) (BAREFOOT as my boots are in the hallway near the front door). His place backs onto a river so unless I fancied swimming there was absolutely nowhere for me to go! 5 minutes later he chucks my boots out the back door and after another LONG five minutes he lets me in then gets me to wait until we hear the car drive off! As we stood there in total silence he said, "I don't have a partner if that's what you're thinking".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way!

What was his excuse then?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A) did you leave him a veri?

B) will you see him again?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I know I shouldn't but

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A) did you leave him a veri?

B) will you see him again?"

A) No and B) Nooooooooooooooooo

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

There's me thinking ...it was either hiding in the wardrobe or under the bed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought his wife was coming home there unexpectedly lol.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'd have been tempted to have answered it! Daft thing I know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a guy I've previously met for a social months ago invited me around to his place last night. We were in the living room when there's a knock at the door, he totally freaks out and turns out the lights/tv to pretend that nobody is home - he's heavy breathing and shaking! The knocker persists and so he begs me to go and stand outside the back patio windows (in the rain) (BAREFOOT as my boots are in the hallway near the front door). His place backs onto a river so unless I fancied swimming there was absolutely nowhere for me to go! 5 minutes later he chucks my boots out the back door and after another LONG five minutes he lets me in then gets me to wait until we hear the car drive off! As we stood there in total silence he said, "I don't have a partner if that's what you're thinking". "

What's the actual fuck...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have been hes mom come back from bingo early. You choose some right guys op lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all so quick to move to assumptions.

It could have been the milkman. His mother. Even ... Freddie Krueger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might have been hes mom come back from bingo early. You choose some right guys op lol"

Don't I know it! I do all the right things like having a Social first, Skyping, etc, etc and still end up in these situations! I was so tempted to just walk out the front door but I didn't want to be part of any drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have been hes mom come back from bingo early. You choose some right guys op lol

Don't I know it! I do all the right things like having a Social first, Skyping, etc, etc and still end up in these situations! I was so tempted to just walk out the front door but I didn't want to be part of any drama."

And you didn't have your boots ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have been hes mom come back from bingo early. You choose some right guys op lol

Don't I know it! I do all the right things like having a Social first, Skyping, etc, etc and still end up in these situations! I was so tempted to just walk out the front door but I didn't want to be part of any drama."

You should of. Your not the one in the wrong thou i doubt the mrs if it was her wouldnt agree. Certainly makes you think more

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

in the words of Father Jack 'Arse'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he hasn't got a partner why the hell would he react like that !!! Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a guy I've previously met for a social months ago invited me around to his place last night. We were in the living room when there's a knock at the door, he totally freaks out and turns out the lights/tv to pretend that nobody is home - he's heavy breathing and shaking! The knocker persists and so he begs me to go and stand outside the back patio windows (in the rain) (BAREFOOT as my boots are in the hallway near the front door). His place backs onto a river so unless I fancied swimming there was absolutely nowhere for me to go! 5 minutes later he chucks my boots out the back door and after another LONG five minutes he lets me in then gets me to wait until we hear the car drive off! As we stood there in total silence he said, "I don't have a partner if that's what you're thinking". "

If you came to mine and there was a knock on the door I'd ask you to answer it.. If it was a female you can invite them in and they can join in

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Have you heard from him since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was your other half id go round later and knock the door....see who opens it. Hi think my wife left her knickers here lastnight. Then leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was lucky you were willing to comply with his request, anyone asking me to stand barefoot outside in the rain would be told to foxtrot oscar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He was lucky you were willing to comply with his request, anyone asking me to stand barefoot outside in the rain would be told to foxtrot oscar. "

I was tempted! Think I was just in utter disbelief at what was happening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha like a scene from some daft sitcom on the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he had escaped a cult and they'd found him. Anything is possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for who he said it was?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very far fetched. Probably never happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of been his crazy ex gf/Wife, Kids he doesn't want to know he is "dating" etc, No use asking the forum as we don't know him, Even if he makes up some bs only he can answer,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was his probation officer coming to check on his tag.

I'm curious like others as to who he actually said it was?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very far fetched. Probably never happened."

Someone's led a sheltered life.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Could ave been his kids who dont want to see him with another woman.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this site so unpredictable and never know what happens lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting for who he said it was?!"

Well this is where he really outdid himself. After saying that he didn't have a partner and I just raised my eyebrows and stayed silent, he obviously felt the need to explain further..."I didn't want anyone to see you here because...well...you're older aren't you" I'M 29!!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Still waiting for who he said it was?!

Well this is where he really outdid himself. After saying that he didn't have a partner and I just raised my eyebrows and stayed silent, he obviously felt the need to explain further..."I didn't want anyone to see you here because...well...you're older aren't you" I'M 29!!! "

Omg what a knob. If he was going to be questioned by his extra visitor what's wrong with just saying you're just a friend?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Still waiting for who he said it was?!

Well this is where he really outdid himself. After saying that he didn't have a partner and I just raised my eyebrows and stayed silent, he obviously felt the need to explain further..."I didn't want anyone to see you here because...well...you're older aren't you" I'M 29!!! "

he IS a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double booking?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting for who he said it was?!

Well this is where he really outdid himself. After saying that he didn't have a partner and I just raised my eyebrows and stayed silent, he obviously felt the need to explain further..."I didn't want anyone to see you here because...well...you're older aren't you" I'M 29!!!

he IS a charmer "

Haha definitely sitcom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a guy I've previously met for a social months ago invited me around to his place last night. We were in the living room when there's a knock at the door, he totally freaks out and turns out the lights/tv to pretend that nobody is home - he's heavy breathing and shaking! The knocker persists and so he begs me to go and stand outside the back patio windows (in the rain) (BAREFOOT as my boots are in the hallway near the front door). His place backs onto a river so unless I fancied swimming there was absolutely nowhere for me to go! 5 minutes later he chucks my boots out the back door and after another LONG five minutes he lets me in then gets me to wait until we hear the car drive off! As we stood there in total silence he said, "I don't have a partner if that's what you're thinking". "

I'd have refused, there's no way i would stand outside like that. If he can't be honest in then1st place, why should you have to be humiliated?

I had a guy once ask me to leave his house via the window so his neighbour wouldn't see me. I told him where to go.

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By *oonshadowsCouple
over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

Sounds like it may not be his house - parents perhaps? X

I had someone once take a phone call part way through a date and panic madly - his story that it was an ex who phoned to say one of his children had had an minor accident would have been more believable as completely true if he hadn't spent the ten minutes it took us to leave madly removing any trace of us ever being there from the apartment! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you put your boots back on and walked out

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

What a knob - and his loss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth fella, real smooth.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now


"Well this is where he really outdid himself. After saying that he didn't have a partner and I just raised my eyebrows and stayed silent, he obviously felt the need to explain further..."I didn't want anyone to see you here because...well...you're older aren't you" I'M 29!!! "

I'm struggling to think of any GOOD reason why he should have done this. To my mind, if he's ashamed of you/meeting you, then you don't owe him the courtesy of being discreet in front of his visitor. I'd like to think that, in the same circumstances, I would have walked back in after 5 mins, collected my boots and left.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"So a guy I've previously met for a social months ago invited me around to his place last night. We were in the living room when there's a knock at the door, he totally freaks out and turns out the lights/tv to pretend that nobody is home - he's heavy breathing and shaking! The knocker persists and so he begs me to go and stand outside the back patio windows (in the rain) (BAREFOOT as my boots are in the hallway near the front door). His place backs onto a river so unless I fancied swimming there was absolutely nowhere for me to go! 5 minutes later he chucks my boots out the back door and after another LONG five minutes he lets me in then gets me to wait until we hear the car drive off! As we stood there in total silence he said, "I don't have a partner if that's what you're thinking". "

He's lucky it was you not me: wff?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a guy I've previously met for a social months ago invited me around to his place last night. We were in the living room when there's a knock at the door, he totally freaks out and turns out the lights/tv to pretend that nobody is home - he's heavy breathing and shaking! The knocker persists and so he begs me to go and stand outside the back patio windows (in the rain) (BAREFOOT as my boots are in the hallway near the front door). His place backs onto a river so unless I fancied swimming there was absolutely nowhere for me to go! 5 minutes later he chucks my boots out the back door and after another LONG five minutes he lets me in then gets me to wait until we hear the car drive off! As we stood there in total silence he said, "I don't have a partner if that's what you're thinking".

He's lucky it was you not me: wff?!! "

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that encounter

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Double booking?!"

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe he had escaped a cult and they'd found him. Anything is possible! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smooth fella, real smooth."

Was his name "simple jack"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got another new meet tonight...surely things can only get better?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got another new meet tonight...surely things can only get better?!"

Maybe, do a forum search for 'worst meets' and you'd be surprised...

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Perhaps he'd ordered a take out and didn't want you sharing his chips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gorgeous guy tonight but he was too shy to kiss me...gone from guy with no respect the other night to guy with too much respect ! Haha, I know which I prefer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a guy I've previously met for a social months ago invited me around to his place last night. We were in the living room when there's a knock at the door, he totally freaks out and turns out the lights/tv to pretend that nobody is home - he's heavy breathing and shaking! The knocker persists and so he begs me to go and stand outside the back patio windows (in the rain) (BAREFOOT as my boots are in the hallway near the front door). His place backs onto a river so unless I fancied swimming there was absolutely nowhere for me to go! 5 minutes later he chucks my boots out the back door and after another LONG five minutes he lets me in then gets me to wait until we hear the car drive off! As we stood there in total silence he said, "I don't have a partner if that's what you're thinking". "
were you thinking that ? Or did you think he was gay and it was his burly husband banging at door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rahhh?? Oh my flipping good god, id of wrapped my boots round his dam head...and walked out the front door with my titties out...

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Rahhh?? Oh my flipping good god, id of wrapped my boots round his dam head...and walked out the front door with my titties out... "

That had me rolling about with laughter!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If someone started acting like that id stand laughing in disbelief and i would just have to have known who it was at the door

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Very far fetched. Probably never happened.

Someone's led a sheltered life. "

Why? Funny isn't it, if a bloke write it it would be bullshit but Coz a woman wrote it it's true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gorgeous guy tonight but he was too shy to kiss me...gone from guy with no respect the other night to guy with too much respect ! Haha, I know which I prefer!"

Or maybe he was just afraid you'd write all about him on the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to admit, it was an original meet.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Gorgeous guy tonight but he was too shy to kiss me...gone from guy with no respect the other night to guy with too much respect ! Haha, I know which I prefer!

Or maybe he was just afraid you'd write all about him on the forums? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gorgeous guy tonight but he was too shy to kiss me...gone from guy with no respect the other night to guy with too much respect ! Haha, I know which I prefer!

Or maybe he was just afraid you'd write all about him on the forums? "
yes you've hit a hail on the nead their

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I honestly had no idea that it was raining that night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gorgeous guy tonight but he was too shy to kiss me...gone from guy with no respect the other night to guy with too much respect ! Haha, I know which I prefer!

Or maybe he was just afraid you'd write all about him on the forums? "

He's not from here but he knows i'm on here and that I write in the forums. As long as i'm not giving out his name then i'm not sure what the harm is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very far fetched. Probably never happened.

Someone's led a sheltered life.

Why? Funny isn't it, if a bloke write it it would be bullshit but Coz a woman wrote it it's true? "

I could understand if I was posting from a profile that had no verifications but i'd like to think unless my husband has been very convincingly passing as a women then all of my verifications are very much evidence that i'm not some fantastist, and that if I were i'd use that imagination to come up with something a little better than the reality of the other night!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"If he hasn't got a partner why the hell would he react like that !!! Grrrrrrr "

Could have been house sitting and not allowed to entertain anyone in their home. I used to house sit for money in my teens and until this one particular family started to trust me they regularly sent visitors round to check on me

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Of course a knocker would persist I turning the lights off he let them know someone was home idiot!!!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Wow. Just wow. Has he been taking tips from Joey Tribbiani?

Yeah, I would have sashayed out the front door too. What a dick.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Very far fetched. Probably never happened.

Someone's led a sheltered life.

Why? Funny isn't it, if a bloke write it it would be bullshit but Coz a woman wrote it it's true?

I could understand if I was posting from a profile that had no verifications but i'd like to think unless my husband has been very convincingly passing as a women then all of my verifications are very much evidence that i'm not some fantastist, and that if I were i'd use that imagination to come up with something a little better than the reality of the other night!"

Missing my point.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I've got another new meet tonight...surely things can only get better?!

Maybe, do a forum search for 'worst meets' and you'd be surprised... "

Haha - couple those threads were my fault lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very far fetched. Probably never happened.

Someone's led a sheltered life.

Why? Funny isn't it, if a bloke write it it would be bullshit but Coz a woman wrote it it's true?

I could understand if I was posting from a profile that had no verifications but i'd like to think unless my husband has been very convincingly passing as a women then all of my verifications are very much evidence that i'm not some fantastist, and that if I were i'd use that imagination to come up with something a little better than the reality of the other night!

Missing my point.

"

Sure people would assume if it was from a woman's profile with no verifications that it was made up, similarly if it was from a guy's profile who was well verified then it would be believable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got another new meet tonight...surely things can only get better?!

Maybe, do a forum search for 'worst meets' and you'd be surprised...

Haha - couple those threads were my fault lol x"

Great to read though! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought his wife was coming home there unexpectedly lol. "

If it was his wife ...she would have had a key don't you think

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Local drug dealers had come to collect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought his wife was coming home there unexpectedly lol.

If it was his wife ...she would have had a key don't you think "

This was the only thing that made me think that it might be true that it was his ex partner as if he was currently with her then she'd have a key?

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Very far fetched. Probably never happened.

Someone's led a sheltered life.

Why? Funny isn't it, if a bloke write it it would be bullshit but Coz a woman wrote it it's true?

I could understand if I was posting from a profile that had no verifications but i'd like to think unless my husband has been very convincingly passing as a women then all of my verifications are very much evidence that i'm not some fantastist, and that if I were i'd use that imagination to come up with something a little better than the reality of the other night!

Missing my point.

Sure people would assume if it was from a woman's profile with no verifications that it was made up, similarly if it was from a guy's profile who was well verified then it would be believable?"

Nothing to do with being verified. Had a guy posted it, it would of been a completely different response..

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