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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to brave it and ask what is wrong with my profile?

Be as honest as you want

Thank you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Call them biceps?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Call them biceps?! "

Look at these bad boys wanna know how to get biceps like mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yh tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not always about the profile, you just not might appeal to the people you are messaging

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yh tell me"

Years of wanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

too true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Seriously though, it's a combination of good photos, good messaging and good profile. You have to work on all three.

So.....a variety of pics is needed. You need to make sure your messages are interesting and polite and target your audience, don't cut n paste. Individualise them to something in someone's profile.

Profile - what can you offer? Why should a lady choose you and not me? What's your USP?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Never ever say be honest as you want...never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can take it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Never ever say be honest as you want...never!"

It's like a mile high sign in neon in a dark desert shouting out 'steve! come and get me!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need is to be old, balding and have a shit profile. Ask Steve how I got on with my previous profile.....double platinum lol!

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

You dont like anal? You have never tryed it? Get a big pot of lube find the biggest bull on fab pull your pant down bend over for him and take that 10 inchs. Then give us the info of what you think of anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I take it you don't like anal? Looking at alot of women's profile at least 75% like it

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Me? I love it' was giving you advoice to try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I ain't taking it in my ass lol is it that mutch of a deal breaker?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What you need is to be old, balding and have a shit profile. Ask Steve how I got on with my previous profile.....double platinum lol!"

200+ veris I believe....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Well I ain't taking it in my ass lol is it that mutch of a deal breaker?"

Basically, if you want to get a shag, you need to get shagged. Buy a soft pillow is my advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Impressive lol shaving my head now

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

My personal opinion would be... make 2 quick changes:-

1) change your username (I hate user-names relating to dick size)

2) switch your avatar. The one you have now makes you look like Che Guevara (Cuban revolutionary of the 1960s) - it's the hat and headphones. Use your 6th picture as your avatar instead.

Small points, but so many people will evaluate you based just on name and avatar, so it's best to get the basics right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks I'm good with being a revolutionary baby hahaha

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

[Removed by poster at 25/03/16 22:46:00]

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far


"Well I ain't taking it in my ass lol is it that mutch of a deal breaker?

Basically, if you want to get a shag, you need to get shagged. Buy a soft pillow is my advice. "
lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the 5th of March pic your application for the newest alien movie? There definitely appears to be something coming out of your stomach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

You didn't expect to get a meet off Fab did you ???

Jeeez hope springs eternal...

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

9inchesdeep? Is that what your arse can take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say take of the spanking like

The hat pictures ...

Put more of your hot body

And do you message lots of ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I message women alot yeah, I read their profiles and send messages containing things that are in their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like that you have a list of dislikes, and I like even less that it comes before the things you like. And I dunno why the first thing you mention is football.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are really into this whole anal thing aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I can't stand bathroom photos, a major turn off, make sure you relate to something you've read in profile, so they know you've taken time, and as in your profile, keep to good use of grammar, and away from text talk.

If we were replying, we'd probably say, nice profile and pics, but too young for us, but good luck in your venture, always try and be positive if possible lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks, to be honest I've only got a mirror in my bathroom lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Thanks, to be honest I've only got a mirror in my bathroom lol "

Sounds like a song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well football is me and I thought it would show that I'm active at least, the dislike will go then. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathroom, and cluttered rooms, ohhh and undies still round knees/ankles, mega turn off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol that's why I'm in the bathroom , least cluttered room

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Well football is me and I thought it would show that I'm active at least, the dislike will go then. Thanks "

You're taking the advice of one person? Keep the football in - it makes you look active. Now what are you gonna do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's staying in just the dislikes will go

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Banging on about Color Me Badd in your status is not a good idea.

They were dreadful in 1991 or whenever it was. Seriously - I was there. They were dreadful.

You're a 29 year old dude living in London, not a 47 year old estate agent/Alan Partridge clone/Tory councillor from Bromsgrove. What the hell were you thinking? .

Other than that - not too bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wait! "I wanna sex you up" was not a great song? Other then that they were shit but that song, come on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you look like an attractive sexy guy but the name would have put me off before I got to the pictures.

Glad there's no cock shots. There's always time for that later.

Oh, there's a typo, you put you like liking pussy not licking pussy. Small things can be a huge deal on here so change it when you get chance.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks, I missed that typo lol bloody auto correct on my phone! I can't change my username now damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks, I missed that typo lol bloody auto correct on my phone! I can't change my username now damn "

That's a shame.

Saying that, it's better than some I've seen on here. The ones that make you say 'ew!' as you read them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol thanks for that, you have been a major help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can change your username four times a year

If you've recently changed it you won't be able to change until seven days later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well football is me and I thought it would show that I'm active at least, the dislike will go then. Thanks

You're taking the advice of one person? Keep the football in - it makes you look active. Now what are you gonna do? "

I didn't actually say it should go, I just found it a weird opener.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All advise is take, I appreciate the help

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Wait! "I wanna sex you up" was not a great song? Other then that they were shit but that song, come on!"

In the interests of fairness, I listened to it for the first time in years. It's diabolical - even worse than I remember.

There's loads of great songs out there for bedroom filth is on the cards.

I'm convinced most women would storm out in terror if you played that (possibly having a dump on your sofa as revenge - one atrocity deserves another) .

Think the name change idea might help you out a bit btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've actually slept with alot of women to that song lol its part of an RnB playlist I made lol

Ok I will think of another name then

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

You do have to be a site supporter to change your username though. Costs a fiver for 2 months, and well worth it.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover


"Call them biceps?!

Look at these bad boys wanna know how to get biceps like mine?"

Let's just leave that one hanging there a while.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I think your profiles pretty decent. Certainly better than a lot (probably most) on here.

User name will put some people off so if your looking to apeal to the widest audience perhaps re-think.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Call them biceps?!

Look at these bad boys wanna know how to get biceps like mine?

Let's just leave that one hanging there a while. "

Haha there was a punch line....

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