FabSwingers.com forum: That's a new one

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in shock!

Just found a rather nice lady here who seems to be just right. She has a lot of requirements and one of them is a face pic without sunglasses.

I write a decent message WITH A SUNGLASSES-FREE face pic attached and after a few minutes I get a reply that I'm being blocked and my message not read because I'm wearing sunglasses in my profile pic and I need to learn to F**king read!

I swear to the bouncing baby jeesus I will never figure this site out.

I know I need to shrug and move on, but I'm boiling at the injustice of it! Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol. she might apologise when she realises you sent her pics.

men can send me pics with sunglasses on, i can still tell if they're ugly while wearing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in shock!

Just found a rather nice lady here who seems to be just right. She has a lot of requirements and one of them is a face pic without sunglasses.

I swear to the bouncing baby jeesus I will never figure this site out.

I know I need to shrug and move on, but I'm boiling at the injustice of it! Grrrr"

And?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You didnt send the wrong picture by mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have no idea. I'm 'message shy' at the best of times and things like this don't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in shock!

Just found a rather nice lady here who seems to be just right. She has a lot of requirements and one of them is a face pic without sunglasses.

I swear to the bouncing baby jeesus I will never figure this site out.

I know I need to shrug and move on, but I'm boiling at the injustice of it! Grrrr"

some people!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Or did you send a picture that gets deleted when opened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didnt send the wrong picture by mistake."

Nope. Us guys have to very careful to make sure we don't step on any toes while doing the 'FAB Dance' The reply stated she was blocking me without reading my message because, and I paraphrase, I'm an illiterate idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in shock!

Just found a rather nice lady here who seems to be just right. She has a lot of requirements and one of them is a face pic without sunglasses.

I swear to the bouncing baby jeesus I will never figure this site out.

I know I need to shrug and move on, but I'm boiling at the injustice of it! Grrrr"

Are you sure you didn't attach the wrong picture?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

If I was you I wouldn't bother trying to jump through hoops for these type of people! You have face pics on your profile, so unless you did something else wrong I can't see why she can use pics as an issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My only mistake was leaving my main profile picture as-is. I wasn't going that far. I like it.

See, we have to do this stuff when you ladies are getting hundreds of 'wanna fuck' messages. I think I'd been in with a shot if she'd bothered to open the message.

First-world problems, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do kind of get that impression from some guys that they're trying not to offend us and aren't being themselves. It puts me off them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure that happens a lot.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Has there been a rash of sunglasses-wearing on the site recently? I've never had a face pic off a guy with them showing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe you never read her profile fully and correctly going by her reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would never meet with a sunglasses pic as they hide too much

best thing is forget move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you made a mistake, maybe you didn't, either way do you really want to meet someone like that, not that you will now??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe you never read her profile fully and correctly going by her reply"

So it would seem. I missed the part where I had to change my main profile pic.

I could have done without the abuse though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you made a mistake, maybe you didn't, either way do you really want to meet someone like that, not that you will now??!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i would never meet with a sunglasses pic as they hide too much

best thing is forget move on

Plenty of face pics in my profile. I was in the middle east for the last few years. Sunglasses are as much of a requirement as trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe you never read her profile fully and correctly going by her reply

So it would seem. I missed the part where I had to change my main profile pic.

I could have done without the abuse though. "
yes that was not nice, but then again you may be the hundreth to message, and got caught on her bad day, but that no excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you made a mistake, maybe you didn't, either way do you really want to meet someone like that, not that you will now??!"

Yup, you're absolutely right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she's just about to be on the blob? Rational thought doesn't happen for me then either.

I have a face pic with sunglasses I must start using that one to send out instead!

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would never meet with a sunglasses pic as they hide too much

best thing is forget move on

Plenty of face pics in my profile. I was in the middle east for the last few years. Sunglasses are as much of a requirement as trousers. "
fuck her if they dont like your profile, fuck em, plenty more fish in the sea, put it as a close shave and reside yourself to she had a bucket fanny and was not worth meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you made a mistake, maybe you didn't, either way do you really want to meet someone like that, not that you will now??!"

Ironic really. I changed my status yesterday to call out to you!

Damn, the things we'll do for hot women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you made a mistake, maybe you didn't, either way do you really want to meet someone like that, not that you will now??!

Ironic really. I changed my status yesterday to call out to you!

Damn, the things we'll do for hot women!

I saw it my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My only mistake was leaving my main profile picture as-is. I wasn't going that far. I like it.

See, we have to do this stuff when you ladies are getting hundreds of 'wanna fuck' messages. I think I'd been in with a shot if she'd bothered to open the message.

First-world problems, eh?

What makes you think you'd have been in with a shot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fuck her if they dont like your profile, fuck em, plenty more fish in the sea, put it as a close shave and reside yourself to she had a bucket fanny and was not worth meeting

She didn't get as far as my profile, but I like your style!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw it my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes you think you'd have been in with a shot?"

Aren't you supposed to think that when you message someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think you'd have been in with a shot?

Aren't you supposed to think that when you message someone?

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exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe you never read her profile fully and correctly going by her reply"

Of course it will be his fault and not the woman being a nut job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My only mistake was leaving my main profile picture as-is. I wasn't going that far. I like it.

See, we have to do this stuff when you ladies are getting hundreds of 'wanna fuck' messages. I think I'd been in with a shot if she'd bothered to open the message.

First-world problems, eh?

What makes you think you'd have been in with a shot?"

What makes you think that when you talk to women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe you never read her profile fully and correctly going by her reply

So it would seem. I missed the part where I had to change my main profile pic.

I could have done without the abuse though. "

Report the abuse. There is no need for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol. she might apologise when she realises you sent her pics.

men can send me pics with sunglasses on, i can still tell if they're ugly while wearing them."

Ugly or just not your type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol. she might apologise when she realises you sent her pics.

men can send me pics with sunglasses on, i can still tell if they're ugly while wearing them.

Ugly or just not your type

just talking about this to someone. some people don't get my sense of humour and that's ok.

he did send me a sunglasses pic and took my reply it the right way, we're chatting now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes you think that when you talk to women? "

That we should make an effort with our messages?

Oh, only about 900 posts a day here of women complaining about one-liners and dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a guy for a clearer face pic as he sent with one of him in the distance wearing sunglasses. He sent me two of him in the distance wearing sunglasses. Really couldn't be arsed messaging him back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that when you talk to women?

That we should make an effort with our messages?

Oh, only about 900 posts a day here of women complaining about one-liners and dick pics.

As you did and look where it got you. You certainly haven't lost out there,you may have had a lucky escape there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes you think that when you talk to women?

That we should make an effort with our messages?

Oh, only about 900 posts a day here of women complaining about one-liners and dick pics.

As you did and look where it got you. You certainly haven't lost out there,you may have had a lucky escape there

Escape was the last thing on my mind...

But you're probably right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that when you talk to women?

That we should make an effort with our messages?

Oh, only about 900 posts a day here of women complaining about one-liners and dick pics.

As you did and look where it got you. You certainly haven't lost out there,you may have had a lucky escape there

Escape was the last thing on my mind...

But you're probably right. "

Lol good luck trying to please a woman like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has there been a rash of sunglasses-wearing on the site recently? I've never had a face pic off a guy with them showing."

I have. Men with sunglasses, hats, balaclavas, so far in the distance you'd need a zoom lens to even see them.

Oh and cock pics too- when I asked for just a face pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe you never read her profile fully and correctly going by her reply

So it would seem. I missed the part where I had to change my main profile pic.

I could have done without the abuse though. "

Report abusive mail.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Has there been a rash of sunglasses-wearing on the site recently? I've never had a face pic off a guy with them showing.

I have. Men with sunglasses, hats, balaclavas, so far in the distance you'd need a zoom lens to even see them.

Oh and cock pics too- when I asked for just a face pic.

If they put the sunglasses on the cock I might be interested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if we drew faces on our cocks!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What if we drew faces on our cocks!

Go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if we drew faces on our cocks!

God no!!! I got sent a pic of this yesterday, it was funny but i didn't reply to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if we drew faces on our cocks!

Go on...

Avatar challenge...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Done. Pending approval.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!"

Hahah. Be right back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!"

I'll get blocked now because the profile said 'no facial hair'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!

I'll get blocked now because the profile said 'no facial hair'

Gets my approval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody women!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!

I'll get blocked now because the profile said 'no facial hair'

Excellent, but I'm sad at no sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody women! "

I know! Can't live with them...Can't kill 'em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody women!

I know! Can't live with them...Can't kill 'em!

Goodness no. It's frowned upon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!

I'll get blocked now because the profile said 'no facial hair'

Excellent, but I'm sad at no sunglasses

Better? Got a bit of a hip pirate thing going on. Check out the 'mouth' I'm proud of that!

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By *crow747Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!

Better? Got a bit of a hip pirate thing going on. Check out the 'mouth' I'm proud of that!

That would be the first time I would actually fab a cock pic for the artistic efforts XD . Show it to ty landlover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the pirate cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didnt send the wrong picture by mistake.

If message not opened then she hasn't seen the attached pic! Just your avatar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe you never read her profile fully and correctly going by her reply

So it would seem. I missed the part where I had to change my main profile pic.

I could have done without the abuse though. "

One thing you should never expect on this site is decent, reasonable behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didnt send the wrong picture by mistake.

If message not opened then she hasn't seen the attached pic! Just your avatar?"

No, I just changed it from a picture of me on my bike. The cock in sunglasses is a joke based on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One thing you should never expect on this site is decent, reasonable behaviour. "

It's not common (at least for me) I was just pissed that I was blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didnt send the wrong picture by mistake.

If message not opened then she hasn't seen the attached pic! Just your avatar?"

She asked for a clear face pic,he sent one. Why would she be talking about his profile pic?

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By *orders2forUCouple
over a year ago

Hawick

One thing you should never expect on this site is decent, reasonable behaviour.

For sure. We mailed a couple and things were going nicely when we saw that the male was very unshaven and it is one of our requirements so we politely asked if they shaved for meets and the answer was the nuclear block! We laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg!!!!!!! Bruce Dickinson is on fab!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nuclear block!

That sums it up perfectly!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Like the pirate cock pic

Arr! Prepare to be boarded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like the pirate cock pic

Arr! Prepare to be boarded

Beware of Seaman Staines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like the pirate cock pic

Arr! Prepare to be boarded

Beware of Seaman Staines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done. Pending approval.

It better have sunglasses!

I'll get blocked now because the profile said 'no facial hair'

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