FabSwingers.com forum: Seeking a super critical profile appraisal!!!

By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Again

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Ha, you always call me a pain, bends over, heres the arse lol

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Ha, you always call me a pain, bends over, heres the arse lol"

You've been well behaved recently... You get nothing for being well behaved. Xxx

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"Ha, you always call me a pain, bends over, heres the arse lol

You've been well behaved recently... You get nothing for being well behaved. Xxx"

I wouldn't say those videos were well behaved, but i notice your profile doesn't mention you new insertion voyeurism fetish lol

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

And me loves asda

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"And me loves asda

Are you going to take part in this critique or are you happy just chatting?!?! Hahahahaha!

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"And me loves asda

Are you going to take part in this critique or are you happy just chatting?!?! Hahahahaha!"

I have critiqued, read up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!"

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant profile if maybe a little long I got bored half way thru but only cos id already decided i wasnt intrested. did skip (hahaha) to the Sydney bit n thought it was funny.

I wouldn't call you atletic just average I'm afraid but that is only my opinion.

All in all a good profile xx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Profile comes across ok and that you're happy to do social meets, which is a plus for me.

Good luck x

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

I would partially agree to this, does sound like after an exclusive rekationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good:

You have decent, clear profile text. You are clear in what you seek and reasonably so in what you offer. You can accommodate (so presumably you are ACTUALLY single!). The pics you have are clear.

Bad

but not too bad)

Pics are a bit "samey"? Can you provide more variety? No face pic (but maybe you can send with messages?)

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

Hahahaha! Thanks! I'll sort that!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Brilliant profile if maybe a little long I got bored half way thru but only cos id already decided i wasnt intrested. did skip (hahaha) to the Sydney bit n thought it was funny.

I wouldn't call you atletic just average I'm afraid but that is only my opinion.

All in all a good profile xx"

Muchhhhhhhhas graciassssss

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Profile comes across ok and that you're happy to do social meets, which is a plus for me.

Good luck x"

Bueno!!!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

I would partially agree to this, does sound like after an exclusive rekationship"

I'll sort this. Haha!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Good:

You have decent, clear profile text. You are clear in what you seek and reasonably so in what you offer. You can accommodate (so presumably you are ACTUALLY single!). The pics you have are clear.

Bad

but not too bad)

Pics are a bit "samey"? Can you provide more variety? No face pic (but maybe you can send with messages?)"

Thanks! Good point!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

Ok, I've toned it down slightly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

Ok, I've toned it down slightly!"

Altogether, it is quite good though the repeated use of, "HaHa!" does jar with me and makes you appear somewhat immature.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Pics are very samey. Get rid of the similar ones and take some new ones like bum shot, open jeans shot etc. (Not that I just want to peeve, honest....)

There are a lot of hahas which grate a bit however it can be difficult for someone to notice a written joke without a hint so don't know what the answer is there....

It's a well written profile that clearly shows what you want and what you can offer. Like the fact it shows personality and a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're that age where i think "what's wrong with this person? Why are they on here? Are they damaged goods? Why aren't they just meeting and socialising like normal people? If they want a special friend they should probably stop looking for one on a swinging site".

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Drop the hahaha you sound a bit manic and immature. I won't say more otherwise you would explode in your pants

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's good

way better than mine.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You're that age where i think "what's wrong with this person? Why are they on here? Are they damaged goods? Why aren't they just meeting and socialising like normal people? If they want a special friend they should probably stop looking for one on a swinging site"."

I'm more likely to assume I'm not the person that guy is looking for, not that I am.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

Ok, I've toned it down slightly!

Altogether, it is quite good though the repeated use of, "HaHa!" does jar with me and makes you appear somewhat immature."

I am somewhat immature. Xxx

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

I'm damaged goods and proud enough to accept it. Xxx

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I liked it though the use of woman rather than women implies you're looking for one person. If you are that's cool

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

Thanks everyone...

I've made a few more minor tweaks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aya!!! I've just jazzed my profile righhhhhht up and I need people to point out the bad bits!

Any feedback welcome, even shitty feedback! All points considered.

Free asda smart price handbag to the best answerer. Smacked bum for the biggest pain in the arse!

Goooooooo!

It looks like you are after an exclusive relationship , with a woman who will keep you happy , won't answer back , will do as she's told and generally be all things to you .

Nice one

Ok, I've toned it down slightly!

Altogether, it is quite good though the repeated use of, "HaHa!" does jar with me and makes you appear somewhat immature.

I am somewhat immature. Xxx"

Then leave it in if it reflects your personality.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

It's absolutely shite on every level .......

Now about that spanking

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"It's absolutely shite on every level .......

Now about that spanking "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your 5 pics could be 2 - almost identical

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By *orders2forUCouple
over a year ago

Hawick

Two cock pics too many.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

Right! So I need more different pics next. I'll try to sort that out.

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

You have "eye trouble"

I this, I that, and I the other!

Who cares a fig what YOU want?

Think about what you have to offer the person you are hoping to meet.

Oh, by the way..........

No face pic = no meet!

Simple!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"You have "eye trouble"

I this, I that, and I the other!

Who cares a fig what YOU want?

Think about what you have to offer the person you are hoping to meet.

Oh, by the way..........

No face pic = no meet!

Simple!

That's interesting! Thanks, I'll have a think.

I've had plenty of meets without having a public face pic though.

Thanks!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bad bit. You live in chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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