FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best chat up Line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's been the best chat up lines you's have chatted up buy

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

'Fancy a shag?' if we're basing it on volume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most common chat up line on Fab :

R u up 4 a fuck now ?

Best chat up line : what do you do besides being a model ? Corny but oh so well delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been chatted up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To b fair that is a good 1 lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No the best 1 that's either made u laugh or thought that was good haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eh... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a dog

The worst thing was they only wanted me if I brought the dog..... Then asked if the dog was friendly... Not if your going to stick your cock in his ass he ain't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha no way that is some fucked up shit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly 'Are you interested in a night of little conversation and awkward silences, followed by un stimulating sexual disappointment' isnt as popular as you would think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why wast ur night lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allo darlin get yer knickers off I'm horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would work ok for a girl on a guy but that song cut it with the ladies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chat up lines are for when actual people meet in real situations ie the pub or a club etc, not for a swingers site where its a given that the majority of people on here are looking for sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chat up lines are for when actual people meet in real situations ie the pub or a club etc, not for a swingers site where its a given that the majority of people on here are looking for sex

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so just tell them what am looking for then z

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Gizzafuckyabitch"

Although I initially thought 'no' I changed my mind after about 2 minutes and fucked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chat up lines are for when actual people meet in real situations ie the pub or a club etc, not for a swingers site where its a given that the majority of people on here are looking for sex

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...do you cum here often then

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"What's been the best chat up lines you's have chatted up buy

A fb asked me about three years ago "Have you been on any adventures lately?"

I last heard from her about five minutes ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hows u? Xxx" that really gets my juices going!!

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

""Hows u? Xxx" that really gets my juices going!!

Surely variations on "we live nearby" with the unspoken follow-up of that means we just have to shag....tops that!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Have you just farted because you have blown me away

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My names dick would you like it,

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Fancy a fuck .... No ..... I don't find you attractive ..... Ok , bag over your head , one over mine incase yours falls off

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

is that a canoe in your pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a spare 5 mins?

Do mind sucking me off while a have a poo?

It didn't work...

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

" shall we do 68?"

" what's that"

" you do me, I'll owe you one ...."

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Are your parents retards because your special

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The only one that ever nearly worked for me was "if I wake up next to you in the morning, I'll wonder why I ever went to sleep". Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hows u" gets my slippers smouldering. That is the most common mail I get. Sometimes they use complex variants like “hw r u” etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like geeky girls" with a generous nod of approval, refering to my glasses... Does. Never. Work. Guys.

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By *uny1122Man
over a year ago

longeton

Fany a shag xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fany a shag xx"
this is the best one he wins

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By *ot_couple84Couple
over a year ago

Andover

She was approached by a guy who commented on her arse. He then asked if she had any black in her, when she said no he asked if she wanted some. It certainly made us laugh if nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/02/16 21:35:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fany a shag xx"

This - if they say no you can always come back with "well would you mind laying down while I have one?"

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By *unLuvazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

We're a full swap couple lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow morning....shall I text you? Or just give you a nudge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you must be tired now

because you have been running round my head since i saw you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to give you one chance to seduce me and if you don't do a good job you're out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a really frustrating meet. If I come round can you sort me out?

Genuinely had this...it worked!

(But it was from someone I knew....as a friend)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're neighbours will want a cigarette after ive finished with you

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By *ot_couple84Couple
over a year ago

Andover

Just had a good one the other day...

You remind me of my little toe, you're small and cute and eventually I'll bang you on a table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I lost my number.. Can I have yours?"

" I lost my teddy can I sleep with you? "

"Sorry love but that dress doesn't suit you tonight in this light. How ever it go great with the new carpet in my room" x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to see you feet in my wing mirrors x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You're neighbours will want a cigarette after ive finished with you

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You're neighbours will want a cigarette after ive finished with you

Love that one!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"The only one that ever nearly worked for me was "if I wake up next to you in the morning, I'll wonder why I ever went to sleep". Cat"

Smooth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only one that ever nearly worked for me was "if I wake up next to you in the morning, I'll wonder why I ever went to sleep". Cat"

I sent this as a message to a friend the other day, spooky that it's being said here now.

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By *unduo000Couple
over a year ago

In and around

"Just had a good one the other day...

You remind me of my little toe, you're small and cute and eventually I'll bang you on a table

xx"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's been the best chat up lines you's have chatted up buy

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would you feed my pussy

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By *ot_couple84Couple
over a year ago

Andover

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By *ot_couple84Couple
over a year ago

Andover

"Just had a good one the other day...

You remind me of my little toe, you're small and cute and eventually I'll bang you on a table

Brilliant

"Just had a good one the other day...

You remind me of my little toe, you're small and cute and eventually I'll bang you on a table xx

Brilliant "

We did laugh

unfortunately he was not for us but definitely the best first message so far on here

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Standing at a bar, a guy grabbed an ice cube, dropped it and stood on it. Hadn't a clue what was happening until he said "now we've broken the ice, will we take it to the next level?"

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

Well...

This was not intended to be a chat-up line...

We were in a restaurant in Norwich and the waitress was attentive, really attractive, petite, young, dark-haired and had a lovely smile. (All Mrs FFs boxes ticked there then)!

When she served our coffees at the end of the meal I simply said...

"We hope someone tells you this every day.. You are lovely and you have made our visit here today very special".

It was a genuine comment.

The next morning she got out of our bed and made us tea and toast!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a younger man to cum for you .............. Um nooooooo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U got nice eyes remind me of spanners cos every time I look at them my nuts tighten lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy buying me a meal ,that gets me everytime

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Can i smash your back doors in bbe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on fab?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi bbe i saw you across the crowded room and now your up close to me is there any chance off your mates number?? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No word of a lie I've had this one....

Just wondered if you fancied chatting to a tall dark not too hard on the eye highly educated well travelled successful guy .....

if so, I will try and find one for you but in the meantime do you fancy chatting to me

pmsl xxxx

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I got. " my balls are fit for bursting... Will you give me a hand?"

Pure poetry

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"No word of a lie I've had this one....

Just wondered if you fancied chatting to a tall dark not too hard on the eye highly educated well travelled successful guy .....

if so, I will try and find one for you but in the meantime do you fancy chatting to me

pmsl xxxx

I think that would work x

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Could you tell me if this cloth smells of chloroform?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A slight deviation on the thread, but the best put down I heard (to a mate -honest!), was 'F..... off! I've got one arsehole in my pants and don't need another!'

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