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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK, I've just read another ranting profile about 'people not reading our profile'. I'm not suprised! A dozen lines of text with no full stops, commas in the wrong place, spelling mistakes, etc.

How hard can it be to write a profile in good English? Is it because they don't know how? Or just don't care? If the latter, why should we care when it comes to reading it?

There, rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be dyslexic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

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By *amcpl4FUNCouple
over a year ago

St Austell

Big turn off for us. Can't write or speak the Queens English, then we look no further.

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By *amcpl4FUNCouple
over a year ago

St Austell

And the use of txt speak. What is all that about ? It takes us twice as long to decipher it, as it would to read it in plain English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the use of txt speak. What is all that about ? It takes us twice as long to decipher it, as it would to read it in plain English. "

If its a turn off for you then why bother trying to decipher it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only meet the literate.

Well, unless they're as fit as fuck, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be 'text' speak then, not 'txt'.... oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look,you're a single man. Everyone knows you don't read profiles and should be grateful for being allowed in here. Pesky men

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By *hoenixmanMan
over a year ago

Where men are men, and sheep are nervous...!


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

One of my 'previous lives' was as a Proof Reader. I'm not a grammar Nazi. More a grammar Ghengis Khan....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the use of txt speak. What is all that about ? It takes us twice as long to decipher it, as it would to read it in plain English. "

So you're lazy and impatient then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!"

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

I was about to shout about the z in criticise but you're Texan.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao "

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look,you're a single man. Everyone knows you don't read profiles and should be grateful for being allowed in here. Pesky men "

Ah, of course, silly me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

Some may have, in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

Wow, that's a long one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

I am not surprised the length of it!!

Sorry lost interest 10% of the way through!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"OK, I've just read another ranting profile about 'people not reading our profile'. I'm not suprised! A dozen lines of text with no full stops, commas in the wrong place, spelling mistakes, etc.

How hard can it be to write a profile in good English? Is it because they don't know how? Or just don't care? If the latter, why should we care when it comes to reading it?

There, rant over! "

Should you start a sentence with a conjunction such as or?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

I expect one or two have read it now, so that went to plan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol."

That's what they tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

It was way too difficult..not to get bored of reading it.

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By *amcpl4FUNCouple
over a year ago

St Austell

Good point well presented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, I've just read another ranting profile about 'people not reading our profile'. I'm not suprised! A dozen lines of text with no full stops, commas in the wrong place, spelling mistakes, etc.

How hard can it be to write a profile in good English? Is it because they don't know how? Or just don't care? If the latter, why should we care when it comes to reading it?

There, rant over! "

Psssttt By your measure we shouldn't be reading your post.

Its "surprised" There's two letter R.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

That's what they tell you "

Well I fucked a female Porn star in it lol.

So the 'fun side' worked!

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

torremolinos

Without wanting to be too critical your own profile is hard to read with lots of errors. Have you re-read your own sentences back to yourself?

But like every one has said before no one reads them anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might be dyslexic? "

Is their spell checker also dyslexic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, I've just read another ranting profile about 'people not reading our profile'. I'm not suprised! A dozen lines of text with no full stops, commas in the wrong place, spelling mistakes, etc.

How hard can it be to write a profile in good English? Is it because they don't know how? Or just don't care? If the latter, why should we care when it comes to reading it?

There, rant over!

Psssttt By your measure we shouldn't be reading your post.

Its "surprised" There's two letter R. "

Indeed, typo there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big turn off for us. Can't write or speak the Queens English, then we look no further."

The notion that our fabulous language is in some way owned and controlled by a bunch of worthless, murdering brigands is obnoxious in the extreme. Having got that out of the way, we concur with your general point and feel no need to point out that 'queens' is missing an apostrophe. Shit. We just did. Sorry 'bout that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

I can see why!!! I'm going to have to save that one for after I've finished War and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult

I can see why!!! I'm going to have to save that one for after I've finished War and Peace "

We just read his profile. Pretty much everything Edgar Allan Poe wrote was complete made-up bollocks and a Poe poem {sic] constitutes half of the profile. The man is a wannabe vampire. Will I read his profile again? Nevermore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, I've just read another ranting profile about 'people not reading our profile'. I'm not suprised! A dozen lines of text with no full stops, commas in the wrong place, spelling mistakes, etc.

How hard can it be to write a profile in good English? Is it because they don't know how? Or just don't care? If the latter, why should we care when it comes to reading it?

There, rant over! "

So we likke a drinnk....wasamatta wi that

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult

I can see why!!! I'm going to have to save that one for after I've finished War and Peace

We just read his profile. Pretty much everything Edgar Allan Poe wrote was complete made-up bollocks and a Poe poem {sic] constitutes half of the profile. The man is a wannabe vampire. Will I read his profile again? Nevermore!"

Nice Poe quote in the final word.

I think the phrase "pretentious twaddle" is evoked by the rather long and rambling profile.

No wonder nobody has read it.

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

So somebody who ticks the boxes for you , sends a poor message ???

ITS FAB SWINGERS, not school play time .

Any way my smell chocker gets hit hall 4 me

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"So somebody who ticks the boxes for you , sends a poor message ???

ITS FAB SWINGERS, not school play time .

Any way my smell chocker gets hit hall 4 me "

Any way your what does what?

This isn't school play time...it's hard work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

When I'm in the bath with an hour to spare I'll give it a go.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"Big turn off for us. Can't write or speak the Queens English, then we look no further."

Should be Queen's - sorry to be pedantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

I started and gave up. It's far too long and in my opinion, very pretentious. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we likke a drinnk....wasamatta wi that "

Cider and shiraz? No wonder you slurring

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt if it looks like a person is dyslexic or has another learning difficulty. Indeed I have asked this in the past.

But laziness and "txt spk" are good ways to lose my interest. If you can't put a little effort into your profile and messages, why should I assume you'll put effort into sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult

I can see why!!! I'm going to have to save that one for after I've finished War and Peace

We just read his profile. Pretty much everything Edgar Allan Poe wrote was complete made-up bollocks and a Poe poem {sic] constitutes half of the profile. The man is a wannabe vampire. Will I read his profile again? Nevermore!"

Wooo! Thanks... Saved me from a terrible fate there!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

I quite enjoyed reading your novel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big turn off for us. Can't write or speak the Queens English, then we look no further.

Should be Queen's - sorry to be pedantic."

That's not right .. It's not the queen is English is it? That's the only time you use an apostrophe there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

*criticise*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

*criticise* "

OED online spelling is with 'z', listing the 's' version as 'also'.

And (from earlier in thread) I believe he's Texan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to use British-English on a UK forum. It's the law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to use British-English on a UK forum. It's the law."

why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to use British-English on a UK forum. It's the law.

why? "

Because the British have humour.

Oh, wait..

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By *ot so innocent nowCouple
over a year ago

Chorley

Apostrophes are also used to denote ownership as well as to indicate a missing letter/letters, such as can't etc. x

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By *ot so innocent nowCouple
over a year ago

Chorley


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Should be Queen's - sorry to be pedantic

That's not right .. It's not the queen is English is it? That's the only time you use an apostrophe there "

Oops, it didn't quote also. See above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

I have

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

I didn't even try to read it its longer than war and peace

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

anyway, sticking head above para-pit . I am dyslexic I use a good spell checker and I use to use an on-line grammar checker but the started to charging too much. If anyone wants to inspect and give positive comments i would appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to use British-English on a UK forum. It's the law."

Hang on, I just showed you the 'z'spelling IS british english.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt if it looks like a person is dyslexic or has another learning difficulty. Indeed I have asked this in the past.

But laziness and "txt spk" are good ways to lose my interest. If you can't put a little effort into your profile and messages, why should I assume you'll put effort into sex?"

Because sex is better than writing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to use British-English on a UK forum. It's the law.

Hang on, I just showed you the 'z'spelling IS british english. "

You did not use capital letters for the words British and English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yes before anyone comments it pisses us off that hornimouse isn't spelt with a capital H , We even emailed the admin to ask to change it but to no avail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to use British-English on a UK forum. It's the law.

Hang on, I just showed you the 'z'spelling IS british english. "

You can show me an apple and tell me it's a lemon. Doesn't make it right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to use British-English on a UK forum. It's the law.

Hang on, I just showed you the 'z'spelling IS british english.

You can show me an apple and tell me it's a lemon. Doesn't make it right."

Perhaps not. But if I told you it was a lemon and quoted an authoritative source then it may well be right.

OED is, by any standard, an authority on british english. Feel free to quote your authority that says it's incorrect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The authority that the OED is well known for not following the British convention for that particular suffix!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The authority that the OED is well known for not following the British convention for that particular suffix!

"

Er, looking for you authority, not there.

Oh well, this'll get pointless (or is already!) damn quick.

Let's leave it.

G'night friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, I've just read another ranting profile about 'people not reading our profile'. I'm not suprised! A dozen lines of text with no full stops, commas in the wrong place, spelling mistakes, etc.

How hard can it be to write a profile in good English? Is it because they don't know how? Or just don't care? If the latter, why should we care when it comes to reading it?

There, rant over! "

Fuck me is it Thursday already????? Where does the time go.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The authority that the OED is well known for not following the British convention for that particular suffix!

Er, looking for you authority, not there.

Oh well, this'll get pointless (or is already!) damn quick.

Let's leave it.

G'night friend! "

Try a google of 'Oxford spelling' and then you can enjoy as much authority as you wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and after that you can begin a debate on the Oxford comma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

Really? Have you actually read your profile?

Fuckaduck it's mind boggling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh and after that you can begin a debate on the Oxford comma "

Don't start that one again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

a) how do you know that?

b) not difficult? It's longer than mine and very rambly. I scanned the first few paragraphs. I'd have to be seriously interested to continue reading that.

Next time a man tells me my profile is too long, I'll direct him to yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

*criticise*

OED online spelling is with 'z', listing the 's' version as 'also'.

And (from earlier in thread) I believe he's Texan."

I'm a she, and yes, I'm also a Texas girl. We like our Z's here. But after spending some time lately on the forums here, I did teach my hubby the words "wank" and "snog", both of which he is fond! Y'all got ya some good words out yonder, I reckon!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

"

Should you be starting a sentence with because?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We only meet the literate.

Well, unless they're as fit as fuck, obviously."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bothered how people write as long as i can understand what they are saying then it's fine with me.

I havn't noticed that how people write affects how they play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing devils advocate it's a sign of the times. My parents and grandparents didn't like how I slang talked. These 'slang' words are now acceptable and are in the Oxford dictionary. Just as some of these text words and abbreviations are starting to creep in.

Unfortunately we are just getting old in our ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult

I have "

what was your reaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!"

Sees shouldn't have an apostrophe in it.

Well you did ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol."

How many wifes do you have?

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I'm not bothered how people write as long as i can understand what they are saying then it's fine with me.

I havn't noticed that how people write affects how they play "

I have found that if people write poorly then a high percentage of them turn out to be timewasters. May be other reasons of course but I now use it as a " filter".

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

Should you be starting a sentence with because? "

Oh my goodness. I'm not writing a book; this is a forum. Actually, one can start a sentence with "because".... Because the fancy, uptight TS/TV person overseas is up my buttocks about the casual use of my writing skills, I am being forced to concoct a complex sentence.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

Should you be starting a sentence with because?

Oh my goodness. I'm not writing a book; this is a forum. Actually, one can start a sentence with "because".... Because the fancy, uptight TS/TV person overseas is up my buttocks about the casual use of my writing skills, I am being forced to concoct a complex sentence. "

It was you that claimed to be a grammar Nazi!

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

Should you be starting a sentence with because?

Oh my goodness. I'm not writing a book; this is a forum. Actually, one can start a sentence with "because".... Because the fancy, uptight TS/TV person overseas is up my buttocks about the casual use of my writing skills, I am being forced to concoct a complex sentence.

It was you that claimed to be a grammar Nazi!"

You're correct. You got me. I'll give myself a time out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?"

read my profile! Two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

Your profile is almost as long as a book, you need chapters! X

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult

Your profile is almost as long as a book, you need chapters! X"

better read then." full in later",lol ,connie x

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By *ames WhyteMan
over a year ago

Near Manchester Airport

Queen's English is a must. It says a lot about the person writing the profile. You wouldn't drive around in a shitty car or live in a home that was an homage to Tracey Emin.......or would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing turns me off more quickly than a poorly constructed profile and message.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobodies perfect! But poor grammar and in excess CAPITALS really is not great, even worse when it's swinging event ads lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobodies perfect! But poor grammar and in excess CAPITALS really is not great, even worse when it's swinging event ads lol x"

*Nobody's*

Sorry, couldn't resist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not bothered how people write as long as i can understand what they are saying then it's fine with me.

I havn't noticed that how people write affects how they play

I have found that if people write poorly then a high percentage of them turn out to be timewasters. May be other reasons of course but I now use it as a " filter"."

I, the fem, havn't found that at all in fact recently i would say the opposite is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

Should you be starting a sentence with because?

Oh my goodness. I'm not writing a book; this is a forum. Actually, one can start a sentence with "because".... Because the fancy, uptight TS/TV person overseas is up my buttocks about the casual use of my writing skills, I am being forced to concoct a complex sentence.

It was you that claimed to be a grammar Nazi!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a she, and yes, I'm also a Texas girl. We like our Z's here. But after spending some time lately on the forums here, I did teach my hubby the words "wank" and "snog", both of which he is fond! Y'all got ya some good words out yonder, I reckon! "

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

Unless you are American, I wish to CRITICIZE your submission. Just saying.

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

Yours is far too long, i gave up reading it about 1/3 way through, sorry

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

"

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country "

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three."

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship"

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three."

Bloody Hell!!

Two wives???

What's the deal there

Some kind of cult??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

"

If it makes you feel better. A legal wife and a 'common law wife'?

All families know of how we live.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

You sure about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

Bloody Hell!!

Two wives???

What's the deal there

Some kind of cult?? "

No just happened and we are all very happy thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man on swingers site has multiple partners SHOCK OUTRAGE

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

"

Law says one is wife regardless of what personal thought is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

Law says one is wife regardless of what personal thought is"

If that is how you wish to think about it great!

We don't and are not bothered about how you or anyone else see it.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

Law says one is wife regardless of what personal thought is

If that is how you wish to think about it great!

We don't and are not bothered about how you or anyone else see it.

"

Good for you

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West


"That'll be 'text' speak then, not 'txt'.... oops! "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

If it makes you feel better. A legal wife and a 'common law wife'?

All families know of how we live."

There is no legal concept of 'common law wife'.

You are either legally married or not. One of those women is your wife, the other is not and will not be recognised by the state as being related if you die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

If it makes you feel better. A legal wife and a 'common law wife'?

All families know of how we live.

There is no legal concept of 'common law wife'.

You are either legally married or not. One of those women is your wife, the other is not and will not be recognised by the state as being related if you die."

And your point being??

We have made wills to cover this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not like text speak and whilst I myself am dyslexic, perfect understandable profiles.

If any one see's any errors on mine, please say.Nicely though please!

My only issue with your profile is the Fred Flintstone photo lmao

Many ladies (including my wives), like that one lol.

How many wifes do you have?

read my profile! Two.

Thought legally only allowed one wife in this country

Yes of course. One is legally my wife, but we (all three ) think of ourselves as equals. So I am their husband and they are my wives. Each wife looks on the other as their wife. Either will introduce me as their husband as I introduce either/both as my wife. We live as three and think as three.

So reality one wife one girlfriend in poly relationship

No neither is thought of as a girlfriend.

If it makes you feel better. A legal wife and a 'common law wife'?

All families know of how we live.

There is no legal concept of 'common law wife'.

You are either legally married or not. One of those women is your wife, the other is not and will not be recognised by the state as being related if you die.

And your point being??

We have made wills to cover this."

I think my point is pretty obvious.

You have one wife and another relationship with another woman.

You can call her your wife if you want but it no more makes her your wife than me caling our dog a kangaroo makes him a kangaroo. .

The state will recognise one of these relationships and not the other.

I make no other point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my point is pretty obvious.

You have one wife and another relationship with another woman.

You can call her your wife if you want but it no more makes her your wife than me caling our dog a kangaroo makes him a kangaroo. .

The state will recognise one of these relationships and not the other.

I make no other point. "

We understand this but so what?

How we think of ourselves is what matters. You have not said anything that we didn't know already and have made as much provision as pos for.

I do not see how this has added to this conversation in any way?

What has this got to do with the original post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called thread drift. Happens all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I know. It will not change anything but yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my ultimate pet hate!!

I find it a turn off reading messages that we receive from 50 year old people that read like:

Wud luv fun with yous!!

We are a couple not a cupple !

The list could go on. Why can't people just grow up and speak to people in an adult manner? It gets you further. Well, certainly with us. And before people say 'it's fab it's not school' I agree. But people have to find connection with each other. And this is not one of ours.

Each to their own

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

May be you should be looking at your profession and asking the question...why

I'm crap at spelling,but give me a spanner and I can strip a engine down,then rebuild it...never belittle a customer for not being able to perform this easy simple task.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We only meet the literate.

Well, unless they're as fit as fuck, obviously."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is my ultimate pet hate!!

I find it a turn off reading messages that we receive from 50 year old people that read like:

Wud luv fun with yous!!

We are a couple not a cupple !

The list could go on. Why can't people just grow up and speak to people in an adult manner? It gets you further. Well, certainly with us. And before people say 'it's fab it's not school' I agree. But people have to find connection with each other. And this is not one of ours.

Each to their own

Mrs xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet the literate ones.

Aha! So that's what I'm doing wrong!

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester


"I can name you not one good profile I have read of late.

Not one has read my profile this year..and i do not make it exactly difficult"

You make it difficult to read the whole profile. I read War and Peace quicker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might be dyslexic? "

This keeps coming up as an "excuse"...but there are such things as spell checkers. Profile text could be written in a word processing application...then pasted in.

I thought I had sex daily. Then realised I did, in fact, have dyslexia.

And this isn't meant in any way to be taking the mickey....my middle daughter is dyslexic.....but it hasn't stopped her qualifying as a doctor! So hardly an excuse for a crap profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is my ultimate pet hate!!

I find it a turn off reading messages that we receive from 50 year old people that read like:

Wud luv fun with yous!!

We are a couple not a cupple !

The list could go on. Why can't people just grow up and speak to people in an adult manner? It gets you further. Well, certainly with us. And before people say 'it's fab it's not school' I agree. But people have to find connection with each other. And this is not one of ours.

Each to their own

Mrs xx

"

Completely agree. Some grammar, spelling and general syntax is so bad, I feel that a spell working at Bletchley Park would have helped with the de-coding.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Might be dyslexic?

This keeps coming up as an "excuse"...but there are such things as spell checkers. Profile text could be written in a word processing application...then pasted in.

I thought I had sex daily. Then realised I did, in fact, have dyslexia.

And this isn't meant in any way to be taking the mickey....my middle daughter is dyslexic.....but it hasn't stopped her qualifying as a doctor! So hardly an excuse for a crap profile?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might be dyslexic?

This keeps coming up as an "excuse"...but there are such things as spell checkers. Profile text could be written in a word processing application...then pasted in.

I thought I had sex daily. Then realised I did, in fact, have dyslexia.

And this isn't meant in any way to be taking the mickey....my middle daughter is dyslexic.....but it hasn't stopped her qualifying as a doctor! So hardly an excuse for a crap profile?

"

I am dyslexic, dyspraxic, yet qualified as a teacher and have been it manager for many large companies.

As I told my students that moaned about being dyslexic. You are not thick. You just need to learn in a different way.

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Might be dyslexic?

This keeps coming up as an "excuse"...but there are such things as spell checkers. Profile text could be written in a word processing application...then pasted in.

I thought I had sex daily. Then realised I did, in fact, have dyslexia.

And this isn't meant in any way to be taking the mickey....my middle daughter is dyslexic.....but it hasn't stopped her qualifying as a doctor! So hardly an excuse for a crap profile?

I am dyslexic, dyspraxic, yet qualified as a teacher and have been it manager for many large companies.

As I told my students that moaned about being dyslexic. You are not thick. You just need to learn in a different way."

dyslexia doesn't apply when people type things like "could of" instead of "could have" - or "we was" instead of "we were" - it's just the way they speak. Nothing wrong with that per se, just makes it very difficult for some people to make a connection with them.

Typing errors such as iwth instead of with are different, as are autocorrect errors, which for me are much more "forgiveable" lol

Each to their own

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By *azzyxMan
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous. "

May I please have a estimate/ quotation for you to pimp my profile

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By *azzyxMan
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I would happily charge a small fee to help edit profiles and such... Because yes, I'm a teacher and a self proclaimed grammar Nazi... And those who criticize are just jealous.

May I please have a estimate/ quotation for you to pimp my profile "

pimp as in pimp my ride

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