FabSwingers.com forum: How a single male message someone

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

2) Click the message tab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

2) Click the message tab.

1(a) read profile

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

2) Click the message tab.

1(a) read profile "

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably .

4. Press send

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

2) Click the message tab.

1(a) read profile

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably .

4. Press send"

3 (a) don't forget to attach a picture of your cock.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

1(a) read profile

1(b) establish whether they would want to hear from you

If no: abort

If yes :

2) Click the message tab.

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

3(a) Attach a face pic and NO cock pics

4. Press send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

1(a) read profile

1(b) establish whether they would want to hear from you

If no: abort

If yes :

2) Click the message tab.

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

3(a) Attach a face pic and NO cock pics

4. Press send"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor fella wanted help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

1(a) read profile

1(b) establish whether they would want to hear from you

If no: abort

If yes :

2) Click the message tab.

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

3(a) Attach a face pic and NO cock pics

4. Press send"

5. Have a wank so when they don't reply you don't care

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"poor fella wanted help

I think he got it?

And some people have a sense of humour too...

A sense of humour is essential for sex, and pretty much vital here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

We do like readable Enhlish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I did as I was unsure about a photo,,,,, I asked her if it was her cleavage or a briickies arse pic as the undie line was the same lmao ok ,,,,, I got to see her and still seeing her now ok , God luck ye

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

We do like readable Enhlish

I did

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

5. Under no circumstances hold your breath while waiting for a reply.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

We do like readable Enhlish

I did

Oops! hoist on my own petard !

Damn these small iPhone screens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure that if you do t get a reply instantly that you send another message and another until you get a reply.

And women love dick pics comparing your size to a sky remote or can of Coke.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

OP Kinky-Minx has given you the best advice:-

1) Go onto a person's profile.

1(a) read profile

1(b) establish whether they would want to hear from you

If no: abort

If yes :

2) Click the message tab.

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable English preferably.

3(a) Attach a face pic and NO cock pics

4. Press send

Plus, offer to send a dick-pic if they want to see it, and DON'T pester them if they don't reply immediately, or at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell has he been doing for the last six months?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the hell has he been doing for the last six months?!

I keep seeing a flock of pigeons flying around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey fancy a fuck?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

All the advice above pointless if you don't have at least one public pic and an informative profile.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

1(a) read profile

1(b) establish whether they would want to hear from you

If no: abort

If yes :

2) Click the message tab.

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

3(a) Attach a face pic and NO cock pics

4. Press send"

It's this......and then leave it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

2) Click the message tab.

1(a) read profile

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably .

4. Press send

3 (a) don't forget to attach a picture of your cock."

3 (a.1) in fact send at least 10

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Anyone had a message from the op ..bit of a before and after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

1(a) read profile

1(b) establish whether they would want to hear from you

1(c) Check that your profile is worth reading

If no: abort

If yes :

2) Click the message tab.

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

3(a) Attach a face pic and NO cock pics

4. Press send

It's this......and then leave it. "

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By *ere to please321Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

"Im on here don't know how the right way to message someone need tips

1) Go onto a person's profile.

1(a) read profile

1(b) establish whether they would want to hear from you

1(c) Check that your profile is worth reading

If no: abort

If yes :

2) Click the message tab.

3. Write something vaguely intelligent, amusing if you can, in readable Enhlish preferably.

3(a) Attach a face pic and NO cock pics

4. Press send

It's this......and then leave it. "
quiver at the knees

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Save ur fingers mate and get out there and actually meet some women. A lot quicker and more satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do NOT ask how the weekend has been and if the person is ok

ffs it drives me mad

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By *ere to please321Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

"do NOT ask how the weekend has been and if the person is ok

ffs it drives me mad

"
you ok much planed for weekend dog ok cat been out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save ur fingers mate and get out there and actually meet some women. A lot quicker and more satisfying.

I see what yr doing there,eliminating the competition

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Like this

Hello your pics make me very randy

In the bedroom you will find I'm quite Handy

So check out my cock next to a Lynx can

I can make you cum harder every other Man

So let me shag you slow and hard in all the positions

And when I'm done let me wipe my knob on the curtains

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By *ere to please321Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

"Like this

Hello your pics make me very randy

In the bedroom you will find I'm quite Handy

So check out my cock next to a Lynx can

I can make you cum harder every other Man

So let me shag you slow and hard in all the positions

And when I'm done let me wipe my knob on the curtains"

He's a poet and dint even no it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't know better I'd think some you were being sarcastic...

It's cracking advice though.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Messaging is a minefield. What works with some will fail horribly with others. Read the profile, make the message personal to them and be open and honest. That means a pic of yourself and more about what you want on your profile. The rest is in the hands of the sex gods!

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positions and Curtains dont ryhme.

9/10 for effort 3/10 for attainment.

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Positions and Curtains dont ryhme.

9/10 for effort 3/10 for attainment.

Replace curtains with cushions maybe?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"All the advice above pointless if you don't have at least one public pic and an informative profile."

Or come back to your own thread

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