FabSwingers.com forum: Your top tips and advice in a few words

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's have all your top tips to save each other finding out the hard way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay attention to warning labels as demonstrated below.

*Don't read any further...I'm about to ruin the ampersand for you*

^ looks like a bloke dragging his arse across the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out while you still can

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Arriving for a meet already wearing a condom is classed as presumptuous

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Avoid the buffet at a party...unless you get there first!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Don't wash your hair on a windy day.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Never tell others the secrets.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Don't put yellow snow near your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bath with your socks on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't bath with your socks on

That's called multi tasking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it moves and has a hole don't try to shag it blindfolded

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"If it moves and has a hole don't try to shag it blindfolded

Very true. Wait until it stops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?"

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney "

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks."

I think it is a joke

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The friction between latex is less if you lubricate each layer x

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Reading profiles to ensure a match before messaging

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

Don't wash your feet with socks on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only use the green happy code and two in the bush is a waste

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney "

Get the flavoured ones or flavoured lube as well for the full candy sucking experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney "

I have just full on chuckled at that

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm the fuck down.

You really have no competition on here.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Put the 'Sydney University' warning on your profile - it makes all the difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice.

Dont be a dick.

Before you start bombarding every lady within 100 miles have a wank.

Treat everyone as if they were in front of you. If you wouldn't say it then, dont type it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's have all your top tips to save each other finding out the hard way

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don't eat while you jog and never wear a sports bra

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Gents, take your profile pics while standing over the loo or basin, it's really important we get to see the facilities on offer should you be hosting / accommodating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always keep a small amount of cheese in your pocket, for no apparent reason

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

"Avoid the buffet at a party...unless you get there first!"

I never understand the buffet. Why, just why?? Eat before you go. I always think of that study on bar peanuts, how many bodily fluids do you think they could find in a swingers club buffet. If we go to a club it isn't for the sarnies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't wash your feet with socks on! "

I thought we'd covered this one; it's called multitasking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is short make it longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney

I have just full on chuckled at that

Brilliant!

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did you really full on chuckle ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney

I have just full on chuckled at that

Brilliant!

did you really full on chuckle ??

Would you find it more believable if I simply put

Lol

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Never call Stevie wonder when he's ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread I've ever read. My sides are aching!

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Seriously though...

Remember that everyone is here for THEM, not for you.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Borrowed from the great WC Fields;

" in case of snakebite, always carry whisky. Furthermore, always carry a small snake "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not bisexual and at an orgy and someone is licking your pussy or sucking your cock - don't look down to see who it is - just enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys make sure uve got the sky remote for comparison pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?"

Haha I thought it rather clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after several hours of shagging even the best of us suffer from testicular aches.

Deep heat will help soothe the Crown Jewels

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By *r. and mis.jayCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

"Be nice.

Dont be a dick.

Before you start bombarding every lady within 100 miles have a wank.

Treat everyone as if they were in front of you. If you wouldn't say it then, dont type it."
so true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a club, try and see any potential swing partners getting in the Spa pool before you commit. Clothes can hide a multitude of things.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

If at first you don't succeed; then skydiving is not the right sport for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never keep pots of lube and swarfega next to each other..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a large pet snake as a pet and it keeps trying to lie next to you...its actually sizing you up to eat (true!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get grease or oil on your hands clean with washing up liquid and sugar...

Also never turn up for a meet with dirty oily hands...

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