FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swinging Support and Advice

Your top tips and advice in a few words

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's have all your top tips to save each other finding out the hard way

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay attention to warning labels as demonstrated below.

*Don't read any further...I'm about to ruin the ampersand for you*

&

^ looks like a bloke dragging his arse across the floor

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out while you still can

-Courtney

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Arriving for a meet already wearing a condom is classed as presumptuous

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Avoid the buffet at a party...unless you get there first!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Don't wash your hair on a windy day.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Never tell others the secrets.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Don't put yellow snow near your mouth.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bath with your socks on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't bath with your socks on "

That's called multi tasking.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners "

I hope this is a joke?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it moves and has a hole don't try to shag it blindfolded

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West


"If it moves and has a hole don't try to shag it blindfolded "

Very true. Wait until it stops.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?"

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney "

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks."

I think it is a joke

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke "

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet "

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The friction between latex is less if you lubricate each layer x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Reading profiles to ensure a match before messaging

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

uk

Don't wash your feet with socks on!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only use the green happy code and two in the bush is a waste

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney "

Get the flavoured ones or flavoured lube as well for the full candy sucking experience.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney "

I have just full on chuckled at that

Brilliant!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm the fuck down.

You really have no competition on here.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Put the 'Sydney University' warning on your profile - it makes all the difference!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice.

Dont be a dick.

Before you start bombarding every lady within 100 miles have a wank.

Treat everyone as if they were in front of you. If you wouldn't say it then, dont type it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's have all your top tips to save each other finding out the hard way "
don't eat while you jog and never wear a sports bra

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Gents, take your profile pics while standing over the loo or basin, it's really important we get to see the facilities on offer should you be hosting / accommodating

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Always keep a small amount of cheese in your pocket, for no apparent reason

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester


"Avoid the buffet at a party...unless you get there first!"

I never understand the buffet. Why, just why?? Eat before you go. I always think of that study on bar peanuts, how many bodily fluids do you think they could find in a swingers club buffet. If we go to a club it isn't for the sarnies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't wash your feet with socks on! "

I thought we'd covered this one; it's called multitasking.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is short make it longer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney

I have just full on chuckled at that

Brilliant! "
did you really full on chuckle ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?

Joke? I thought everyone did this?!

-Courtney

I hope I'm missing some sort of sarcasm here but when you put one condom over the other increases the friction during the 2 during sex massively increasing the likelihood of tears and breaks.

I think it is a joke

No joke, have them layered on like a Race Car driver or motorcyclist has visor protection strips on his helmet

I like to do them in different colors so when they come off its like sucking on a gobstopper candy.

-Courtney

I have just full on chuckled at that

Brilliant! did you really full on chuckle ?? "

Would you find it more believable if I simply put

Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Never call Stevie wonder when he's ironing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/16 23:10:14]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread I've ever read. My sides are aching!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Seriously though...

Remember that everyone is here for THEM, not for you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Borrowed from the great WC Fields;

" in case of snakebite, always carry whisky. Furthermore, always carry a small snake "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not bisexual and at an orgy and someone is licking your pussy or sucking your cock - don't look down to see who it is - just enjoy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys make sure uve got the sky remote for comparison pics x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When participating in group sex, layer up on condoms for a speedy switch between partners

I hope this is a joke?"

Haha I thought it rather clever

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after several hours of shagging even the best of us suffer from testicular aches.

Deep heat will help soothe the Crown Jewels

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r. and mis.jayCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster


"Be nice.

Dont be a dick.

Before you start bombarding every lady within 100 miles have a wank.

Treat everyone as if they were in front of you. If you wouldn't say it then, dont type it."
so true lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a club, try and see any potential swing partners getting in the Spa pool before you commit. Clothes can hide a multitude of things.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

If at first you don't succeed; then skydiving is not the right sport for you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never keep pots of lube and swarfega next to each other..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a large pet snake as a pet and it keeps trying to lie next to you...its actually sizing you up to eat (true!)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get grease or oil on your hands clean with washing up liquid and sugar...

Also never turn up for a meet with dirty oily hands...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top