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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This line fills me with dread! "Talk dirty to me" my mind is instantly blank and everything that pops into my head just sounds like ridiculously cheesy porn script! What do you like to hear guys? And ladies, what are your favourite lines? xx

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"This line fills me with dread! "Talk dirty to me" my mind is instantly blank and everything that pops into my head just sounds like ridiculously cheesy porn script! What do you like to hear guys? And ladies, what are your favourite lines? xx"

Me too

I cant talk dirty for toffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like that cheesy porn stuff lol.

Idk, i like most dirty chat (during sex though and not with randoms on here), except when they start asking if you like something. Asking questions stops me tuning out so much and enjoying myself.

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By *tillwaterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Inboxed, let me know if it's up to standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line fills me with dread! "Talk dirty to me" my mind is instantly blank and everything that pops into my head just sounds like ridiculously cheesy porn script! What do you like to hear guys? And ladies, what are your favourite lines? xx"

Women asked me to talk dirty to her....

I said your kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fail missiribly at dirty talk.

I just end up giggling

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

In an American accent. ...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"They like that cheesy porn stuff lol.

Idk, i like most dirty chat (during sex though and not with randoms on here), except when they start asking if you like something. Asking questions stops me tuning out so much and enjoying myself."

The worst one I've ever had is "I'm fucking you. Am I fucking you? Do you like me fucking you?" then he put his finger in my mouth and said "suck that cock"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They like that cheesy porn stuff lol.

Idk, i like most dirty chat (during sex though and not with randoms on here), except when they start asking if you like something. Asking questions stops me tuning out so much and enjoying myself.

The worst one I've ever had is "I'm fucking you. Am I fucking you? Do you like me fucking you?" then he put his finger in my mouth and said "suck that cock"... "

What the actual fuck? Am I fucking you? Did he not know? Very bizarre...

In a fab context (for me) the best time to talk dirty is during a social when you have to lean in and whisper what is going through your mind due to being in public then watching their face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christ, i never know what to say....can never be bothered with dirty talk, it all sounds so damned stupid.

occasionally women start it with me and for the most part i just wanna cringe when they do

only one or two folk can press my buttons that way, and it's not what the say or how they say it, it's just a connection i guess...

for the most part though, i don't apriciate people chatting dirty to me or me wanting to chat dirty to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is fucking good... Ahhhh yes

More please

Harder

This slut loves it up the arse

I'm going to cum

arhhhhhhhhhhhh lol etc etc so many things can say in heat of moment big turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fucking good... Ahhhh yes

More please

Harder

This slut loves it up the arse

I'm going to cum

arhhhhhhhhhhhh lol etc etc so many things can say in heat of moment big turn on.

"

in the moment and in the flesh yeah....

texting and over the phone though....just no...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fucking good... Ahhhh yes

More please

Harder

This slut loves it up the arse

I'm going to cum

arhhhhhhhhhhhh lol etc etc so many things can say in heat of moment big turn on.

in the moment and in the flesh yeah....

texting and over the phone though....just no..."

Argh yes I read the three wrong thought it meant talk dirty during sex. Yes def less a pealing through text or messages unless you have a connection and you regular meet ad you could message what you plan to do on the meet or my master sometimes ask me to describe what I'm.thinking about when I masterbate. So there's a way message dirty if done in right context. I think it's more cliché and just words if it's someone you have not met as you've really not hot the sexual chemistry yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once chatting to a 'lady of the night' (as my mum used to call them!) and she told me that when she wanted a punter to finish she used to fake an orgasm followed by 'fuck, you're good. marry me!'. She said they would then very quickly cum! She reckoned if a guy paid for half hour, she would have him out the door in 10 minutes using this method!

I would hasten to add I met her through work and not pleasure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once chatting to a 'lady of the night' (as my mum used to call them!) and she told me that when she wanted a punter to finish she used to fake an orgasm followed by 'fuck, you're good. marry me!'. She said they would then very quickly cum! She reckoned if a guy paid for half hour, she would have him out the door in 10 minutes using this method!

I would hasten to add I met her through work and not pleasure!"

Met her at work!!! Think about it??? That sounds worse lol :

Love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am going to scrub your filthy skirting boards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once chatting to a 'lady of the night' (as my mum used to call them!) and she told me that when she wanted a punter to finish she used to fake an orgasm followed by 'fuck, you're good. marry me!'. She said they would then very quickly cum! She reckoned if a guy paid for half hour, she would have him out the door in 10 minutes using this method!

I would hasten to add I met her through work and not pleasure!

Met her at work!!! Think about it??? That sounds worse lol :

Love it!!! "

Oh god, it does!!!

You wouldn't want me as your defence lawyer huh?!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

It's a bit of a default request, as how are you supposed to know what they want to hear? Let's not forget that episode of The Inbetweeners!

Personally speaking, we much prefer to make our guests talk dirty by making them say humiliating things about themselves or what they are doing to us, or we are doing to them (if that is what they enjoy). 'Tell me...' followed by a specific instruction about what you want to be told works well.

After a little while playing like that, the dirty talk tends to come all of its own accord...

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Default request? Difficult request!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fucking good... Ahhhh yes

More please

Harder

This slut loves it up the arse

I'm going to cum

arhhhhhhhhhhhh lol etc etc so many things can say in heat of moment big turn on.

in the moment and in the flesh yeah....

texting and over the phone though....just no...

Argh yes I read the three wrong thought it meant talk dirty during sex. Yes def less a pealing through text or messages unless you have a connection and you regular meet ad you could message what you plan to do on the meet or my master sometimes ask me to describe what I'm.thinking about when I masterbate. So there's a way message dirty if done in right context. I think it's more cliché and just words if it's someone you have not met as you've really not hot the sexual chemistry yet."

i just read the o.p and it doesen't say in person or via the phone so it could be taken either way i guess

i took it to mean over the phone etc for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once chatting to a 'lady of the night' (as my mum used to call them!) and she told me that when she wanted a punter to finish she used to fake an orgasm followed by 'fuck, you're good. marry me!'. She said they would then very quickly cum! She reckoned if a guy paid for half hour, she would have him out the door in 10 minutes using this method!

I would hasten to add I met her through work and not pleasure!"

i prefer 'lady of negotiable hospitality'

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Tidy my house, its filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we was in a group situation at a club once and a m/f was next to us who had obviously swapped partners and was in a standard missionary position.

she said " o god ,god o god thats good"

He said " yeah baby , yeah baby" all standard stuff so far....then she says to him "am i doing it right?" in a very matter of fact voice. I laughed so much I had to stop what i was doing with the wife. We was in stitches.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"This is fucking good... Ahhhh yes

More please

Harder

This slut loves it up the arse

I'm going to cum

arhhhhhhhhhhhh lol etc etc so many things can say in heat of moment big turn on.

"

That would do it for me!

B

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

I love it. The only way I get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it when my wife tells me how big the cock is she is fucking

Love it when she teases me about my little willy

Love it when she says how I'm going to lick her used pussy clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it when my wife tells me how big the cock is she is fucking

Love it when she teases me about my little willy

Love it when she says how I'm going to lick her used pussy clean "

Mr loves this too but I feel really stupid when I say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it in the heat of the moment, hearing a guy talking dirty to me is incredibly hot!

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

I can't do dirty talk, it's bad enough when I get asked what I want...mind goes blank, or I end up thinking 'a nice cup of tea would go down well soon' but I do love it when a guy talks dirty to me, if someone can turn on my mind they get the rest of me very easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me...I just like to hear a soft moan...or sigh....but a good sigh..not a bored one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr here. I love it.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"I was once chatting to a 'lady of the night' (as my mum used to call them!) and she told me that when she wanted a punter to finish she used to fake an orgasm followed by 'fuck, you're good. marry me!'. She said they would then very quickly cum! She reckoned if a guy paid for half hour, she would have him out the door in 10 minutes using this method!

I would hasten to add I met her through work and not pleasure!

Met her at work!!! Think about it??? That sounds worse lol :

Love it!!!

Oh god, it does!!!

You wouldn't want me as your defence lawyer huh?! "

I don't know.... Do you offer extras? X

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Take the fucking rubbish out is that dirty enough

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Take the fucking rubbish out is that dirty enough"

Potty mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always feel self conscious and silly.

I'd love to fulfil one of my partners fanrasies of talking dirty to a guy on the phone whilst we're fucking, but i know i'd feel stupid and not know what to say

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By *ambanCouple
over a year ago

kingswinford

Thats me too,I get really embarrassed and it really puts me off too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It kinda reminds me of this

https://youtu.be/xCChxBSRo1Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line fills me with dread! "Talk dirty to me" my mind is instantly blank and everything that pops into my head just sounds like ridiculously cheesy porn script! What do you like to hear guys? And ladies, what are your favourite lines? xx

Me too

I cant talk dirty for toffee"

I could for cream fudge....I would do anything for cream fudge!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am rubbish at dirty talk but luckily like ball gags. I did however once get annoyed with a guy who messaged me over and over with no prior contact demanding dirty talk. I didn't eventually reply with a 500 word diatribe on the perils of bin juice when taking out the rubbish barefoot. Definitely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get into character and be something else when we play, but that takes time and planning for me.

Just "talking dirty" is out of character, feels contrived and false and does nothing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the same feeling when asked, well what will you do to me when we meet!! My head just filled with good thoughts but it definitely didn't look good on paper ??

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"I can get into character and be something else when we play, but that takes time and planning for me.

Just "talking dirty" is out of character, feels contrived and false and does nothing for me. "

I talk dirty all the time... It feels contrived to me when I hold it back.

Ok through text you have your own rapport, but you can really drive a fantasy through dirty talk....

You can make someone imagine anything when you are constantly whispering in her ear...

And does it work? Defiantly, you instantly know when you have hit the spot, the right words and that connection between brain and pussy is a tap!

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"I had the same feeling when asked, well what will you do to me when we meet!! My head just filled with good thoughts but it definitely didn't look good on paper ?? "

Yeah I hate that... It's a fucking loaded question...

Whatever you say will be wrong 9 out of 10 times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line fills me with dread! "Talk dirty to me" my mind is instantly blank and everything that pops into my head just sounds like ridiculously cheesy porn script! What do you like to hear guys? And ladies, what are your favourite lines? xx

Women asked me to talk dirty to her....

I said your kitchen "

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I can get into character and be something else when we play, but that takes time and planning for me.

Just "talking dirty" is out of character, feels contrived and false and does nothing for me.

I talk dirty all the time... It feels contrived to me when I hold it back.

Ok through text you have your own rapport, but you can really drive a fantasy through dirty talk....

You can make someone imagine anything when you are constantly whispering in her ear...

And does it work? Defiantly, you instantly know when you have hit the spot, the right words and that connection between brain and pussy is a tap!"

You. Get in my bed right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

er..em..

show me yer manky clunge.

ok.. I tried

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"er..em..

show me yer manky clunge.

ok.. I tried"

Only if you show me your tiddly todger..

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I can't do dirty talk. It's so unnatural to me and I always feel uncomfortable when someone tries it. Usually ends up in giggles!

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"I can get into character and be something else when we play, but that takes time and planning for me.

Just "talking dirty" is out of character, feels contrived and false and does nothing for me.

I talk dirty all the time... It feels contrived to me when I hold it back.

Ok through text you have your own rapport, but you can really drive a fantasy through dirty talk....

You can make someone imagine anything when you are constantly whispering in her ear...

And does it work? Defiantly, you instantly know when you have hit the spot, the right words and that connection between brain and pussy is a tap!

You. Get in my bed right now.

"

Is that instant proof??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do dirty talk. It's so unnatural to me and I always feel uncomfortable when someone tries it. Usually ends up in giggles! "

Yes I agree .lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

But if you mid stroke and the women mid stroke goes fuck me harder you dirty bastard I want to you to cum

In me (with condom on - that's another thread) I want to feel you thick cock deep in my cu?t it ummmm does help shall we say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They like that cheesy porn stuff lol.

Idk, i like most dirty chat (during sex though and not with randoms on here), except when they start asking if you like something. Asking questions stops me tuning out so much and enjoying myself.

The worst one I've ever had is "I'm fucking you. Am I fucking you? Do you like me fucking you?" then he put his finger in my mouth and said "suck that cock"... "

Dear God!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if you mid stroke and the women mid stroke goes fuck me harder you dirty bastard I want to you to cum

In me (with condom on - that's another thread) I want to feel you thick cock deep in my cu?t it ummmm does help shall we say "

You've stolen my favourite line'

Love this

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"They like that cheesy porn stuff lol.

Idk, i like most dirty chat (during sex though and not with randoms on here), except when they start asking if you like something. Asking questions stops me tuning out so much and enjoying myself.

The worst one I've ever had is "I'm fucking you. Am I fucking you? Do you like me fucking you?" then he put his finger in my mouth and said "suck that cock"...

Dear God!!"

Yeah that is just plain old creepy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never sounds dirty if somebody is quite well spoken and polite. Then during sex asked to talk dirty and then both end up in tears of laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line fills me with dread! "Talk dirty to me" my mind is instantly blank and everything that pops into my head just sounds like ridiculously cheesy porn script! What do you like to hear guys? And ladies, what are your favourite lines? xx"

I once got asked to talk dirty

My response without thinking

Was the word

Mold

Fair to say the levels of sexual appetite quickly plummeted

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"It's never sounds dirty if somebody is quite well spoken and polite. Then during sex asked to talk dirty and then both end up in tears of laughter. "

I like when that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's never sounds dirty if somebody is quite well spoken and polite. Then during sex asked to talk dirty and then both end up in tears of laughter.

I like when that happens "

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

For me sex should be fun am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fail missiribly at dirty talk.

I just end up giggling "

This, there's no way we could even keep a straight face, never mind come across as all dominant and confident while spouting a whole load of porn lines

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By *ricksydemonMan
over a year ago

llandudno


"This is fucking good... Ahhhh yes

More please

Harder

This slut loves it up the arse

I'm going to cum

arhhhhhhhhhhhh lol etc etc so many things can say in heat of moment big turn on.

"

mmmm sounds good

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"I fail missiribly at dirty talk.

I just end up giggling

This, there's no way we could even keep a straight face, never mind come across as all dominant and confident while spouting a whole load of porn lines "

Laughing is ok...

Sometimes you break character in real life,

We are not professional actors...

And Id say there are different types of porn lines.

Everyone bases their actions on observation, use a few and adapt it to your style...

One thing that sets us apart from other species and has ensured some civilisations came to dominate the planet is communication...

Why not use this powerful tool for sex?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

First instinct is to giggle, but bit of innunendo is fun. If you have 'em laughing, thats a pretty good start..

I love a play on words, you may have noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember being on a meet with a lovely woman and her friend..as we were playing i thoughtshe wanted me to call her a tramp..and I did...though I'd misheard she actually had cramp!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I can get into character and be something else when we play, but that takes time and planning for me.

Just "talking dirty" is out of character, feels contrived and false and does nothing for me.

I talk dirty all the time... It feels contrived to me when I hold it back.

Ok through text you have your own rapport, but you can really drive a fantasy through dirty talk....

You can make someone imagine anything when you are constantly whispering in her ear...

And does it work? Defiantly, you instantly know when you have hit the spot, the right words and that connection between brain and pussy is a tap!

You. Get in my bed right now.

Is that instant proof?? "

Correct. Why aren't you in my bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line fills me with dread! "Talk dirty to me" my mind is instantly blank and everything that pops into my head just sounds like ridiculously cheesy porn script! What do you like to hear guys? And ladies, what are your favourite lines? xx"
hey a boy fell in the mud ,you can't get dirtier than that

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"I can get into character and be something else when we play, but that takes time and planning for me.

Just "talking dirty" is out of character, feels contrived and false and does nothing for me.

I talk dirty all the time... It feels contrived to me when I hold it back.

Ok through text you have your own rapport, but you can really drive a fantasy through dirty talk....

You can make someone imagine anything when you are constantly whispering in her ear...

And does it work? Defiantly, you instantly know when you have hit the spot, the right words and that connection between brain and pussy is a tap!

You. Get in my bed right now.

Is that instant proof??

Correct. Why aren't you in my bed?"

Wow! Your sexually aggressive!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I can get into character and be something else when we play, but that takes time and planning for me.

Just "talking dirty" is out of character, feels contrived and false and does nothing for me.

I talk dirty all the time... It feels contrived to me when I hold it back.

Ok through text you have your own rapport, but you can really drive a fantasy through dirty talk....

You can make someone imagine anything when you are constantly whispering in her ear...

And does it work? Defiantly, you instantly know when you have hit the spot, the right words and that connection between brain and pussy is a tap!

You. Get in my bed right now.

Is that instant proof??

Correct. Why aren't you in my bed?

Wow! Your sexually aggressive! "

No I'm not really, just a joker

I do agree with you though. For me most of my sensuality is in my brain, and words are an excellent way to get in there.

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