FabSwingers.com forum: glory holes !!!

By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

So I'm (mrs) a big fan when ever we go a club I love going straight to glory holes to suck on some cocks lol ..... but what do u do if you get a smelly one come through .... this happened last time and it completely put me off !!!

do u just push it away?? Tell them??

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

A good hard slap

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

"A good hard slap

Really am I allowed to do that .... I really wanted to hahaha x

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

"A good hard slap

Really am I allowed to do that .... I really wanted to hahaha x"
. No nead for him to have a smelly cock so yes whack away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG .. this is a worry for me (April) .. love to try but the fear of a 'smelly' one is always at back of my mind.. you don't get to see the whole pacakage to make an assesment.. lol .. so whats the etiquette?

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Ignore the smelly ones , usually more than one will appear

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

"OMG .. this is a worry for me (April) .. love to try but the fear of a 'smelly' one is always at back of my mind.. you don't get to see the whole pacakage to make an assesment.. lol .. so whats the etiquette? "

That's what I want to know ... the etiquette .... you should definitely try tho there good fun xx

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Or a little bite will get rid of the smelly one, they will learn the hard way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what I want to know ... the etiquette .... you should definitely try tho there good fun xx"

hehe.. Ive done a dark room and loved it.. but somehow glory holes are a little bit more .. well a worry for me anyway.. don't know why!! but I want to and will have to pop that cherry soon.. it's on the 2016 to do list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore"

I agree I always give a wank first but the smell was so bad I had to leave and wash my hands I was gagging .... and it takes a lot to make me gag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore"

Thanks for the tip.. I'll try that!! Think I

prefer that to using my teeth.. lol

look out North West glory holes.. I'm coming to get you!

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

That's what I want to know ... the etiquette .... you should definitely try tho there good fun xx

I'm a bit scared of the dark rooms hahaha ... maybe we should go together for support lol x

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds

Keep a kfc wet wipe to hand!! That way you can give the wee lad a wipe- still ignore it but at least it won't offend your nose!!

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I make a loud remark that it smells - they soon move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore

I agree I always give a wank first but the smell was so bad I had to leave and wash my hands I was gagging .... and it takes a lot to make me gag lol

I feel Sooo sorry for you. That should never happen. I've been at the recieving end of a gloryhole before and I make sure that im squeaky clean before I push my cock through the hole.

You should speak up and shame them in the club. You should never have to experience a dirty cock. That's gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days...dirty sods not having a shower or a bath before going to a club...so wrong...i feel a bit sick now lol

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

"Keep a kfc wet wipe to hand!! That way you can give the wee lad a wipe- still ignore it but at least it won't offend your nose!! "

Would it be rude to ask him to go and get a shower? It was a shame he had a big fat cock too !!!!

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore

I agree I always give a wank first but the smell was so bad I had to leave and wash my hands I was gagging .... and it takes a lot to make me gag lol

I feel Sooo sorry for you. That should never happen. I've been at the recieving end of a gloryhole before and I make sure that im squeaky clean before I push my cock through the hole.

You should speak up and shame them in the club. You should never have to experience a dirty cock. That's gross

I really wanted to tell him to go and have a shower but I'm too polite and just left

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I carry alcohol gel. After a quick stroking if he smells then your hand won't xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore

Thanks for the tip.. I'll try that!! Think I

prefer that to using my teeth.. lol

look out North West glory holes.. I'm coming to get you!

you have gorgeous looking boobs

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

It's something the wife tried recently it was on her bucket list, she said she enjoyed it but was in no rush to do it again. I managed to join the queue & she had a nibble, I really enjoyed it & much to my surprise she recognised it was my cock she was sucking.

There were no smelly participants on this occasion luckily as I don't know how she would have reacted. I know what I would do if I was in her shoes needless to say the culprit would have walked away very embarrassed with his tail between his legs.

We all know how difficult it is to tell a friend they smell but a complete stranger who you'll probably never see again, surely that's easier.

I know it doesn't excuse him, but he might not know he smelt, if he doesn't have a partner to tell him, doesn't excuse poor hygiene though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to tell them to come back after a shower..... .. But make sure I was gone

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

There's no excuse... Should be clean if you want a suck

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Behind my door I keep a few things such as water/ wipes / pot to piss in etc.

Some people like so called ' smelly ' cocks after all it is only dried/stale spunk (cheese).

It can be a very arousing turn on for some (like a fishy smell on a woman.

As you don't have the extras that I keep,all clubs have showers so if you want the big fat smelly cock,then suggest you go to the showers together,otherwise ignore it and like the buses another one will come along...happy sucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would they have known if you kept walking? Just because they've shoved their cock through a hole doesn't guarantee it'll be sucked. I've only ever been in one where the man can see through, so if it was one they can't see, then they'd be none the wiser of who it was or whether it was male or female

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

"Behind my door I keep a few things such as water/ wipes / pot to piss in etc.

Some people like so called ' smelly ' cocks after all it is only dried/stale spunk (cheese).

It can be a very arousing turn on for some (like a fishy smell on a woman.

I don't think it's just me that's NOT turned on my dried / stale spunk !!!

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

The scruffy git.... Should of kicked it I mean come on how hard is it to bathe and shower and keep your self clean. Shame on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's just me that's NOT turned on my dried / stale spunk !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are showers in most clubs so there's no excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore

Thanks for the tip.. I'll try that!! Think I

prefer that to using my teeth.. lol

look out North West glory holes.. I'm coming to get you!

you have gorgeous looking boobs

Thank you kindly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should fucking bite, no one should visit a club without washing their cock or tell them to pull out their smelly cock

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Behind my door I keep a few things such as water/ wipes / pot to piss in etc.

Some people like so called ' smelly ' cocks after all it is only dried/stale spunk (cheese).

It can be a very arousing turn on for some (like a fishy smell on a woman.

I don't think it's just me that's NOT turned on my dried / stale spunk !!!

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Dried / stale what!?? Wtf is that? Anyway, I was at a house party and there was this guy who entered our busy room. As soon as he undresses, I walked out only to be joined by another guy who asked me if I smelt "that"!

Well he was fucking away when we walked past the door later. I guess it's all a case of who smells it knows.

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By *uny1122Man
over a year ago

longeton

Try others ,might be not clean as well but with profum x

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

...............and this is the exact reason I would never use or have a GH. how nasty is that. I think the want for sex shouldn't mean u loose your standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Behind my door I keep a few things such as water/ wipes / pot to piss in etc.

Some people like so called ' smelly ' cocks after all it is only dried/stale spunk (cheese).

It can be a very arousing turn on for some (like a fishy smell on a woman.

I don't think it's just me that's NOT turned on my dried / stale spunk !!!

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Well he was fucking away when we walked past the door later. I guess it's all a case of who smells it knows. "

That's just so wrong on so many levels. How can any woman find a stinking man attractive let alone let him fuck her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still want to try a glory hole. It's odd I haven't but I don't know who is the other side ... Which is I guess the point. I'd ignore it if it was smelly

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

gimme a cock smelling dick over a perfumed/talked/lynxed cock (yuk) anyday

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Behind my door I keep a few things such as water/ wipes / pot to piss in etc.

Some people like so called ' smelly ' cocks after all it is only dried/stale spunk (cheese).

It can be a very arousing turn on for some (like a fishy smell on a woman.

I don't think it's just me that's NOT turned on my dried / stale spunk !!!

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Well he was fucking away when we walked past the door later. I guess it's all a case of who smells it knows.

That's just so wrong on so many levels. How can any woman find a stinking man attractive let alone let him fuck her

Who said anything about a woman ??

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Try a taser should stop the smelly ones just remember sniff and zap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is shocking I would be mortified if I had someone tell me my cock was stinky! Not that I would put a smelly cock near any woman's mouth! Shame on that man who ever he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is shocking I would be mortified if I had someone tell me my cock was stinky! Not that I would put a smelly cock near any woman's mouth! Shame on that man who ever he was

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Never had an interest in glory holes at all and this is part of the reason! Yuk! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is shocking I would be mortified if I had someone tell me my cock was stinky! Not that I would put a smelly cock near any woman's mouth! Shame on that man who ever he was

Never had an interest in glory holes at all and this is part of the reason! Yuk! X"

Yeah I can understand why, I don't blame some women that don't want to do it to be honest. But I must say not all us men are dirty.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Push it away gently & sweetly yell "Next".

And/or

2. Take a spray bottle with cock cleaning solution and roll of paper towels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a loud remark that it smells - they soon move!

Lmao!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

To those saying bite it... If it smells why would you want to put it in your mouth to bite it...

It smells!!!

Get a pack of Sif kitchen surface wipes... They will never risk going to a party/club with a dirty cocktail again...

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"So I'm (mrs) a big fan when ever we go a club I love going straight to glory holes to suck on some cocks lol ..... but what do u do if you get a smelly one come through .... this happened last time and it completely put me off !!!

do u just push it away?? Tell them??"

Yeuck X

Tell em !! I would !!! U expect me to suck THAT !

Lol they mustn't think much of themselves with a smelly cock lol.

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By *smfuncplCouple
over a year ago

WESTON SUPER MARE

I love the glory holes best part of the club. Yes occasionally there's an odd ball but ignore it & it will go away. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could someone possibly pitch up with a smelly cock or worse,a cheesy one? I always make sure im shower fresh but do not apply any anti antiperspirant or similar anywhere near my cock so that the girl gets to taste clean fresh cock. I have been sucked through a GH and it is just the most exquisite experience..

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Can't you take a sharpie with you and write "smelly" on it?

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

ffs - what sort of people turn up without being impeccably clean all over?

Filthy Bastard I'd have shamed the fucker and got the staff to eject him if I were you..

Can't really believe you've asked the "etiquette" in that situation

Gross!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"A good hard slap

True story:

Wanted to try the glory hole for the experience but not with any stranger. They have one at AbFab with 2 or 3 holes

Anyway, must have been at it for almost 5 minutes and my jaw was aching. Came out and went to the other side, which is also enclosed, and called out for my friend

He comes out so I ask him, "how was it?"; "how was what?"

A White guy comes out with a smile on his face. My friend is Black

How could I get it soooo wrong

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By *xnew2thisxx OP Couple
over a year ago

holywell

"Can't you take a sharpie with you and write "smelly" on it?"

Love this idea hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it any different to a fishy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor some peppermint oil on the dirty sods bits... They won't poke it in any holes for a very long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have a sniff first and maybe give it a hardish wank then smell your hand.... If its ripe as said before just ignore

I agree I always give a wank first but the smell was so bad I had to leave and wash my hands I was gagging .... and it takes a lot to make me gag lol

I've nearly gagged reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every club I have been to has an abundence of showers, so why someone would have a quick shower before and after they play I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u just push it away?? Tell them??"

Bite it off and then spit it out

Move the end next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has put me off even trying Gh now euuurrrgh, I'd take my boot off and wallop it one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to pull him through the glory hole by his nasty willy and throw him in a sheep dip lol yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have to pull him through the glory hole by his nasty willy and throw him in a sheep dip lol yuk."

you beet me to this madam lol

yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry here...

General consensus here is that 50% of men are dirty bastards who don't wash, which is generally coming from a woman's opinion...

Ladies, have you never thought about what we have to deal with regularly on giving oral in the swinging world?.. lol.. Thankfully the wife has a lovely aroma but not everyone is as fortunate..

Just saying it works both ways, that's all...

This will either calm this thread or explode it... Lol

Harry x

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro

m. here - the ladies at our local club say

"If a smelly one comes, through, give it a slap"

"If it comes back, slap it again".

Not a complicated issue, it seems

M. going down on a F. is totally different. Cunts smell and taste of cunt - that's what cunts do - produce cunt musk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a toilet in the local city centre with a hole inbetween the toilets and it had written post £5 for a suck so my mate did and someone the other side took the money,okay so he got it nice and hard and stuck it through only to be hit with a pole or bat!! I I was crying so I wouldn't trust it if I didn't know who was on the other side

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

Love glory holes , smelly ones I just don't bother I ain't gonna puke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's gross maybe offer to shower with him..... no excuse but most blokes dont wash their hands after using the toilet in public (my pet hate)

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