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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I find this interesting because a lot of females obviously do not like rude direct questions like "do you wanna fuck" which I totally agree with you girls, they also do not like to be asked how they are as it is a boring generic question. What would a female's opening line be to a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's something similar in the lounge right now, but you might get replies in here too.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/451744

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My experiences so far:

Got any pix?

How big is your cock?

Do you want to join my FB & I?

They're not that much different to us guys when they let the guard down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My experiences so far:

Got any pix?

How big is your cock?

Do you want to join my FB & I?

They're not that much different to us guys when they let the guard down "

So us guts are more accepting than women. I suppose that line has worked for you?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I guess most have had the famous one liners but we tend to ignore any that clearly haven't bothered to read our profile ..Some of the messages I couldn't even post in a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to be told that I'm the most beautiful woman on here and then when I'm not interested be told he didn't fancy me any way it works a treat I fall into his arms

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think how you would talk to someone in the real world....I mean honestly, would you just walk up to someone and say "fancy a fuck" or " show me your tits" ????

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Think how you would talk to someone in the real world....I mean honestly, would you just walk up to someone and say "fancy a fuck" or " show me your tits" ????"
There is no way that i would do that, not unless i wanted my face slapped really hard or my balls kicked. Politeness costs nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think how you would talk to someone in the real world....I mean honestly, would you just walk up to someone and say "fancy a fuck" or " show me your tits" ????"

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By *arolines Sexy PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Irlam Manchester

Why no be normal like you was in a club and say hi how you doing I liked your profile keep it simple X

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I like to be told that I'm the most beautiful woman on here and then when I'm not interested be told he didn't fancy me any way it works a treat I fall into his arms "

LMFAO. Hey, me too! My panties just fall right off!! Lol

When I message a guy, it tends to be based on this loose template:

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Hey cutie!

Hope you're having a good [day/ night]!

I really like the look of your profile [insert detail about profile that I like, e.g. "your body is amazing!" or "I'd also love to try a threesome" etc]. I'd love it if you took a look at mine and see if I'm someone you'd be interested in.

Hope you message back!

Hap.

x

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Now I read it, it is kind of boring and long... Lol.

What messages do guys want?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Intelligent conversation is a bonus ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My experiences so far:

Got any pix?

How big is your cock?

Do you want to join my FB & I?

They're not that much different to us guys when they let the guard down

So us guts are more accepting than women. I suppose that line has worked for you? "

I don't even bother too much anymore, easier to approach women on the tube than it is on here

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Think how you would talk to someone in the real world....I mean honestly, would you just walk up to someone and say "fancy a fuck" or " show me your tits" ????There is no way that i would do that, not unless i wanted my face slapped really hard or my balls kicked. Politeness costs nothing."

I bet most of the guys who say it on here wouldn't dream of saying it in the real world x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think how you would talk to someone in the real world....I mean honestly, would you just walk up to someone and say "fancy a fuck" or " show me your tits" ????There is no way that i would do that, not unless i wanted my face slapped really hard or my balls kicked. Politeness costs nothing.

I bet most of the guys who say it on here wouldn't dream of saying it in the real world x"

Probably don't even approach women in real life lol, coz if they did they'd know what someone's face looks like to be told those things.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The one that gets my panties dropping is........ "Can I get you pregnant"

How can any women refuse such a charmer.....unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs opening gambit was: I hear you can run 26 miles in s good time. It worked because we've been together for 17 years now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why no be normal like you was in a club and say hi how you doing I liked your profile keep it simple X "

Most women find that boring, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My experiences so far:

Got any pix?

How big is your cock?

Do you want to join my FB & I?

They're not that much different to us guys when they let the guard down

So us guts are more accepting than women. I suppose that line has worked for you?

I don't even bother too much anymore, easier to approach women on the tube than it is on here "

Well said

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"I like to be told that I'm the most beautiful woman on here and then when I'm not interested be told he didn't fancy me any way it works a treat I fall into his arms

LMFAO. Hey, me too! My panties just fall right off!! Lol

When I message a guy, it tends to be based on this loose template:

---

Hey cutie!

Hope you're having a good [day/ night]!

I really like the look of your profile [insert detail about profile that I like, e.g. "your body is amazing!" or "I'd also love to try a threesome" etc]. I'd love it if you took a look at mine and see if I'm someone you'd be interested in.

Hope you message back!

Hap.

x

---

Now I read it, it is kind of boring and long... Lol.

What messages do guys want? "

I'm a guy and I would settle for pretty much any message from a lady on here. Even "FUCK OFF"!!!

The only constructive thing I could add to this is for a guy to stand out he needs to try to say something original or funny as women get so many messages it is easy to get lost in the shuffle. Keep messages clear with good grammar/punctuation and try to say something about the girl's profile to show that you have actually paid attention and read the damn thing. Say what you liked about it, any shared interests and try to make it clear why you think she would be attracted to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that gets my panties dropping is........ "Can I get you pregnant"

How can any women refuse such a charmer.....unbelievable "

Hi I have been neutered but am still willing to try and breed you, how do you fancy doggy style?

Would this work???

Ouch *face slapped*

Urghhhhh and balls kicked into my throat......

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.

Guess not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I get is usually, hi how are you? and nice pics

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By *eadyforanything88Man
26 weeks ago

castleford

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By *he secret lodgerMan
25 weeks ago

redditch

“My names Dick , do you like it “? ??

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By *atentHeelsCouple
25 weeks ago

Salford

“Opening lines” are a dead end.

Just read profiles and message referencing what you’ve seen and what interests you. Shows you’ve taken the time, and respect to read and not just fire off the same waste of time to everyone like it’s a numbers game.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Interesting that this thread was revived after laying dormant for a year by a poster who deleted his opening line!

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