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"Buy a shower curtain. "For next time!  | |||
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"Need some practical cleanup advice please... "Make sure you have a towel handy. Some friends we have met recently use those portable changing mats cracking idea but she is a big squirter! Enjoy!!!! | |||
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"Buy a shower curtain. "Agree - cheap shower curtain. | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please! "Shop for a new mattress?  | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please! "Perhaps you could layer a couple of bin liners underneath some towels... | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please! "What's wet? If we know that we can give you advice on cleaning it. | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please!
What's wet? If we know that we can give you advice on cleaning it."Probably bed,ceiling,carpets | |||
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"Washing machine and a new mattress" I was looking for a quick fix using some old tried and tested method from the ages but I think this is what I will be going with. It's an old mattress anyway and probably past it. Thanks guys! | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please!
What's wet? If we know that we can give you advice on cleaning it.
Probably bed,ceiling,carpets "Why does anybody find this arousing? If I thought I'd have to practically re decorate every time we had sex I think I'd retire
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"Get some strong floral disinfectant and cheap tea towels to mop up the liquid. Or hire a Vax and suck out the fluid. Air dry with the window open and let us know what it smells like in the morning "  now that would be interesting. | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please!
What's wet? If we know that we can give you advice on cleaning it.
Probably bed,ceiling,carpets "It's more the mattress I'm concerned about. The meet was a couple of days ago so dry now. My fault, I should have paid more attention to her veris! | |||
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"*squirt with febreeze" Aha! Trip to Tesco then! Any specific one? | |||
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"Get her back round to clean up her mess! God the thought of someone's body fluids seeping through my mattress knocks me sick "Well I texted the lovely lady for tips but she's still at work. I suppose the break and housework will do me good! | |||
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"Febreze won't cut it. You need a new mattress. Every time it gets warmed up, you'll smell it again. No one wants to be known as the swinger with the pissy bed. I'm so thankful I don't 'squirt'...... " Omg so gross Me too!!! | |||
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"Febreze won't cut it. You need a new mattress. Every time it gets warmed up, you'll smell it again. No one wants to be known as the swinger with the pissy bed. I'm so thankful I don't 'squirt'...... " Um...getting a new mattress in the morning! | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters " Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined!" Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread." It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet?" Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one." Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course..." Op was fine. I maybe wouldn't have divulged when it happened. But o think some comments are a bit unnecessary as you haven't been derogatory towards the lady. Live and learn, op. | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course..." It wasn't so much your original post but you did say later on when it happened but maybe just a query on how to clean a damp mattress. | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please!
What's wet? If we know that we can give you advice on cleaning it.
Probably bed,ceiling,carpets
It's more the mattress I'm concerned about. The meet was a couple of days ago so dry now. My fault, I should have paid more attention to her veris! "What does the mattress smell like now it's dried? | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... Op was fine. I maybe wouldn't have divulged when it happened. But o think some comments are a bit unnecessary as you haven't been derogatory towards the lady. Live and learn, op." Well she is ok with it because y'know she's kinda cool like that. I don't really see any difference between this subject and getting advice on say anal sex or if some activity went wrong. I just thought swingers would be more relaxed about this kinda stuff... | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... It wasn't so much your original post but you did say later on when it happened but maybe just a query on how to clean a damp mattress." Well it's not damp so it's not a recent occurrence. Maybe the time elapsed since play is relevant? Obviously being a noob, I panicked when I couldn't get hold of the lady in question and sought the help of more experienced "swingers". Obviously I should have asked my mum!  | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please!
What's wet? If we know that we can give you advice on cleaning it.
Probably bed,ceiling,carpets
It's more the mattress I'm concerned about. The meet was a couple of days ago so dry now. My fault, I should have paid more attention to her veris!
What does the mattress smell like now it's dried? "Is that question relevant or is this a trap? I've learned lot in the last couple of hours...  | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course..." I wouldn't have posted anything, I'd of used my common sense  | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... It wasn't so much your original post but you did say later on when it happened but maybe just a query on how to clean a damp mattress. Well it's not damp so it's not a recent occurrence. Maybe the time elapsed since play is relevant? Obviously being a noob, I panicked when I couldn't get hold of the lady in question and sought the help of more experienced "swingers". Obviously I should have asked my mum! "My point really was that you said it was a couple of days ago making it easy for us to look at your verifications and identify the lady in question. Nobody minds you asking for advice on how to clean up and the lady might not mind being identified. | |||
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"Well she is ok with it because y'know she's kinda cool like that. I don't really see any difference between this subject and getting advice on say anal sex or if some activity went wrong. I just thought swingers would be more relaxed about this kinda stuff..." Leave some forumites alone. Just have fun with your squitter as here some people can only talk and argue
A swingers forum were it is not accepted talking about sex experiences and related problems. Very useful
I would suggest a lot of plastic sheets. Like the ones used to cover cars and bikes
PS: OP if your girl reads this and if you made her squirt so badly, I think she will come back no matter what you write on an online forum. If she is clever enough of course | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... I wouldn't have posted anything, I'd of used my common sense "...and done what exactly? Common sense isn't actually that common apparently... | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... Op was fine. I maybe wouldn't have divulged when it happened. But o think some comments are a bit unnecessary as you haven't been derogatory towards the lady. Live and learn, op. Well she is ok with it because y'know she's kinda cool like that. I don't really see any difference between this subject and getting advice on say anal sex or if some activity went wrong. I just thought swingers would be more relaxed about this kinda stuff..." I think swingers are very relaxed about the subject. But posting about an individual member on the forums is seen as a little indiscreet, isn't it? I'm sure the other poster was right and she'll be as pleased as punch, as squirting seems to be a bit of a badge of honour, here. If someone posted a thread about how to get the smell of my urine out of their mattress, I'd be mortified, personally. Not criticising you, OP. | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... It wasn't so much your original post but you did say later on when it happened but maybe just a query on how to clean a damp mattress. Well it's not damp so it's not a recent occurrence. Maybe the time elapsed since play is relevant? Obviously being a noob, I panicked when I couldn't get hold of the lady in question and sought the help of more experienced "swingers". Obviously I should have asked my mum!
My point really was that you said it was a couple of days ago making it easy for us to look at your verifications and identify the lady in question. Nobody minds you asking for advice on how to clean up and the lady might not mind being identified."Why is it even relevant who the lady is? She even has veris that identify her as a squirter! So why would that be an issue when there are tons of threads (I used my "common sense" and searched) on squirting but none mention what to do when things go wrong! | |||
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"With the amount of women who crow about soaking a man's bed I'd be surprised if the woman concerned would be embarrassed. I thought it was something to be proud of,like being the best sucker on Fab. " , it isn't something to be proud of, it is what it is. Actually it's a pain, but not something that can be controlled. We put it on our profile as a warning, not to crow about it | |||
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"Well she is ok with it because y'know she's kinda cool like that. I don't really see any difference between this subject and getting advice on say anal sex or if some activity went wrong. I just thought swingers would be more relaxed about this kinda stuff... Leave some forumites alone. Just have fun with your squitter as here some people can only talk and argue
A swingers forum were it is not accepted talking about sex experiences and related problems. Very useful
I would suggest a lot of plastic sheets. Like the ones used to cover cars and bikes
PS: OP if your girl reads this and if you made her squirt so badly, I think she will come back no matter what you write on an online forum. If she is clever enough of course "Probably the smartest post I've read today. | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... It wasn't so much your original post but you did say later on when it happened but maybe just a query on how to clean a damp mattress. Well it's not damp so it's not a recent occurrence. Maybe the time elapsed since play is relevant? Obviously being a noob, I panicked when I couldn't get hold of the lady in question and sought the help of more experienced "swingers". Obviously I should have asked my mum!
My point really was that you said it was a couple of days ago making it easy for us to look at your verifications and identify the lady in question. Nobody minds you asking for advice on how to clean up and the lady might not mind being identified.
Why is it even relevant who the lady is? She even has veris that identify her as a squirter! So why would that be an issue when there are tons of threads (I used my "common sense" and searched) on squirting but none mention what to do when things go wrong!"It isn't relevant. All I'm trying to say is that some people, men and women, value discretion and wouldn't like to be identified......this lady is cool about it as you said so it doesn't matter. | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... It wasn't so much your original post but you did say later on when it happened but maybe just a query on how to clean a damp mattress. Well it's not damp so it's not a recent occurrence. Maybe the time elapsed since play is relevant? Obviously being a noob, I panicked when I couldn't get hold of the lady in question and sought the help of more experienced "swingers". Obviously I should have asked my mum!
My point really was that you said it was a couple of days ago making it easy for us to look at your verifications and identify the lady in question. Nobody minds you asking for advice on how to clean up and the lady might not mind being identified.
Why is it even relevant who the lady is? She even has veris that identify her as a squirter! So why would that be an issue when there are tons of threads (I used my "common sense" and searched) on squirting but none mention what to do when things go wrong!"It sounds as though things went very 'right', not wrong at all! | |||
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"Pound shop do a shower curtain. Much cheaper than replacing a mattress. For future encounters Yeah but the mattress may be...ruined! Yes but for your new mattress assuming the lady in question comes back after this thread. It's a very good point. You don't have to be a genius to work out who it is. Maybe this is a tad indiscreet? Well I can't criticise because I've commented earlier in the thread but sometimes I wonder why people don't ask a general question rather than a specific one. Ok so how would you have reworded my original post? For future reference of course... Op was fine. I maybe wouldn't have divulged when it happened. But o think some comments are a bit unnecessary as you haven't been derogatory towards the lady. Live and learn, op. Well she is ok with it because y'know she's kinda cool like that. I don't really see any difference between this subject and getting advice on say anal sex or if some activity went wrong. I just thought swingers would be more relaxed about this kinda stuff... I think swingers are very relaxed about the subject. But posting about an individual member on the forums is seen as a little indiscreet, isn't it? I'm sure the other poster was right and she'll be as pleased as punch, as squirting seems to be a bit of a badge of honour, here. If someone posted a thread about how to get the smell of my urine out of their mattress, I'd be mortified, personally. Not criticising you, OP." So what if I was a woman asking for the best way to wash semen out of my hair? Everyone would check to see who the guy was? Would he be mortified? lol By the way female ejaculate is NOT urine but that's a VERY old discussion that's been done to death on these very forums and elsewhere. | |||
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"You can buy fitted waterproof towelling sheets from Argos. They have been a godsend on our bed ????" Or,you can always grab a pair of discarded boxers,and 'mop up'.....???? Sound familiar ? Xx | |||
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"Ok. But what can I do TODAY please!
What's wet? If we know that we can give you advice on cleaning it.
Probably bed,ceiling,carpets
It's more the mattress I'm concerned about. The meet was a couple of days ago so dry now. My fault, I should have paid more attention to her veris!
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Is that question relevant or is this a trap? I've learned lot in the last couple of hours... "I honestly want to know. Can you sleep on it without a bad smell? | |||
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"If it was a few days ago and you cleaned what you could at the time and it doesn't smell I'd say it's ok. Give it a good airing, Turn it over, get a mattress protector and job done. It depends how far into the mattress it went as well and how soon after you managed to clean it." That's what I was saying. No smell or stains,no problem. | |||
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"Personal choice. It's your mattress. If the smell goes, happy days! Xxx" Where did he say the mattress smelt? He said it was soaked. | |||
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"Personal choice. It's your mattress. If the smell goes, happy days! Xxx Where did he say the mattress smelt? He said it was soaked." I said it had dried. | |||
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol "Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress? | |||
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"Personal choice. It's your mattress. If the smell goes, happy days! Xxx Where did he say the mattress smelt? He said it was soaked. I said it had dried." Well if it had dried it must have been soaked before so that it could dry .
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress? "I was wondering this too | |||
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress? "Now the circle is complete! So how would I go about restoring my mattress to its former glory? | |||
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
Now the circle is complete!
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
Now the circle is complete!
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Why? What's wrong with it?
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Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
I was wondering this too
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
Now the circle is complete!
So how would I go about restoring my mattress to its former glory?
Why? What's wrong with it?
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
Now the circle is complete!
So how would I go about restoring my mattress to its former glory?
Why? What's wrong with it?
Does it smell ?
Ok, I'll bite! Yes. It smells.
Of what?"It's...unidentifiable... | |||
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"We have had to buy a mattress protector as towels just don't cut the mustard. Sounds as this is a post squirt post though meaning you have a soaked mattress? I would use a foam carpet cleaner and a lot of febreeze!" It was soaked. Now it's dried but smells of I know not what. | |||
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
Now the circle is complete!
So how would I go about restoring my mattress to its former glory?
Why? What's wrong with it?
Does it smell ?
Ok, I'll bite! Yes. It smells.
Of what?
It's...unidentifiable... "Or as in the words of Hilda, Coronation Street, circa 1981, "It smells of WOMAN, Stanley - WOMAN" ? | |||
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
Now the circle is complete!
So how would I go about restoring my mattress to its former glory?
Why? What's wrong with it?
Does it smell ?
Ok, I'll bite! Yes. It smells.
Of what?
It's...unidentifiable...
Or as in the words of Hilda, Coronation Street, circa 1981, "It smells of WOMAN, Stanley - WOMAN" ?"
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Towels and mattress protectors are the answer - or getting most of it on your face LOL | |||
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"You can buy fitted waterproof towelling sheets from Argos. They have been a godsend on our bed ???? Or,you can always grab a pair of discarded boxers,and 'mop up'.....???? Sound familiar ? Xx I have no idea what you are talking about "Could really have some fun with this.... But won't,for fear of retribution on Saturday.....  xx | |||
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" I'm so thankful I don't 'squirt'...... " Every woman can be made to squirt it is an involuntary action. The question is why do so many men think it is something special to make a woman squirt | |||
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"A big bottle of UrineOff! Available in most pet stores
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"I didn't know what it was at the time and didn't feel the need to clean it up straight away. Now I have had what I believe to be some good advice from a reliable source. I just need a DeLorean now! lol Anyway, thanks for the profile views, guys! Don't be shy, just say hi. The mattress should be outta here shortly! lol
Why are you getting rid of a perfectly good mattress?
Now the circle is complete!
So how would I go about restoring my mattress to its former glory?
Why? What's wrong with it?
Does it smell ?
Ok, I'll bite! Yes. It smells.
Of what?
It's...unidentifiable...
Or as in the words of Hilda, Coronation Street, circa 1981, "It smells of WOMAN, Stanley - WOMAN" ?
I'm trying to be a gentleman. You guys aren't making it easy for me! "It doesn't matter,you're buying a new mattress. I love a nice,new mattress to sleep on | |||
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" If I thought I'd have to practically re decorate every time we had sex I think I'd retire
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" If I thought I'd have to practically re decorate every time we had sex I think I'd retire
We've seen the evidence. " tis true Mr Tupper, tis true. I'm not getting up that damn ladder again only to climb down onto Mr Ns extendable paint brush | |||
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"Febreze won't cut it. You need a new mattress. Every time it gets warmed up, you'll smell it again. No one wants to be known as the swinger with the pissy bed. I'm so thankful I don't 'squirt'...... " Why would it smell "pissy" thou ? I thought, after reading many threads about squirting, that it wasn't piss ? | |||
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"You can buy fitted waterproof towelling sheets from Argos. They have been a godsend on our bed ???? Or,you can always grab a pair of discarded boxers,and 'mop up'.....???? Sound familiar ? Xx I have no idea what you are talking about
Could really have some fun with this....
But won't,for fear of retribution on Saturday..... xx"Good decision... | |||
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"Febreze won't cut it. You need a new mattress. Every time it gets warmed up, you'll smell it again. No one wants to be known as the swinger with the pissy bed. I'm so thankful I don't 'squirt'...... Why would it smell "pissy" thou ? I thought, after reading many threads about squirting, that it wasn't piss ?" And equal amounts saying it is | |||
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"We have had to buy a mattress protector as towels just don't cut the mustard. Sounds as this is a post squirt post though meaning you have a soaked mattress? I would use a foam carpet cleaner and a lot of febreeze! It was soaked. Now it's dried but smells of I know not what. "Pets at home do a spray bottle of stuff that is used to remove biological staining and smells. Not suggesting that it was urine but it gets the smell of cat pee out of carpets nicely and won't rewet your mattress too much. Either that or you can order zybac off the Internet | |||
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"Get the mattress on eBay. With the number of people begging to buy used underwear on here, you'll make a fortune. 'For sale - double mattress, slightly used'" Slightly? Now I REALLY AM offended! | |||
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"We have had to buy a mattress protector as towels just don't cut the mustard. Sounds as this is a post squirt post though meaning you have a soaked mattress? I would use a foam carpet cleaner and a lot of febreeze! It was soaked. Now it's dried but smells of I know not what.
Pets at home do a spray bottle of stuff that is used to remove biological staining and smells. Not suggesting that it was urine but it gets the smell of cat pee out of carpets nicely and won't rewet your mattress too much. Either that or you can order zybac off the Internet"Great advice, thanks! | |||
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