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By *eally Filthy Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Does anyone have any tips on preparing the love tube for anal. We have dabbled before but we want to up the anti and have my man go full penetration porn star style. We want to have a really clean experience . Any couples or ladies one doing this a lot who knows what there doing.

Nic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have to worry about this every time I meet. Myself I have I have a nice deep enema. Remember if your going porn star type as you put it. Lube, lube, lube. Lol

Claire

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

No chocolate 5 days before. (stops poo being as sticky)

Good clean out (senna or dolcolax)

Douche

Lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally use a douche before anal to get a good clean. It also helps to loosen the ass up a bit.

But as mentioned lube is a must!! Lol x

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By *eally Filthy Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

How do you do that? Do you have to buy special stuff ?

"Well I have to worry about this every time I meet. Myself I have I have a nice deep enema. Remember if your going porn star type as you put it. Lube, lube, lube. Lol

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself I have a special shower head attachment. XX

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By *olfcartweaselCouple
over a year ago

Melrose

The advice on gay forums (and I trust them to be the experts) is that an enema does more harm than good - by flushing mucous membranes, it increases the chances of tearing and/or STDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The advice on gay forums (and I trust them to be the experts) is that an enema does more harm than good - by flushing mucous membranes, it increases the chances of tearing and/or STDs"

OK, I need to look at this. They can cause electrolyte imbalances if you have too many that are too deep.

Claire

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

I use a doush to clean me out we've not had any problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have to worry about this every time I meet. Myself I have I have a nice deep enema. Remember if your going porn star type as you put it. Lube, lube, lube. Lol

Claire

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Dont be soft and just bellow "brace yourself Sheila" and rip it in dry Aussie style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love tube? That's a new word for your shitpipe!

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By *ralextacyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Love tube? That's a new word for your shitpipe! "

Well thats another phrase I haven't heard... anyone use a different expression??? Lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

If it's just the two of you, you might not want to bother with the enema bit: we don't.

Get yourselves into a position where she can control how far, and how fast it goes in, use plenty of lube, and just be patient. It might take 20 mins to get all the way inside.

Mrs ddc likes her rabbit inside her at the same time.

Oh, and try not to eat sweetcorn 24hrs beforehand...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poop chute, enema the heat up the lube in warm water then enjoy

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By *expuss2015Woman
over a year ago

Planet Sex

I'm going through anal training with me fbuddy and we have a butt plug as well as plenty of anal lube. It's better to start with massaging the anal area before totally going on with any thrusting. Also if the female is doggy style with arms by her side and butt up then she can ease herself backwards at her own pace onto the guys cock

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i always have an enema or 2 b4 but a couple of days ago there was still a bit of mess when the guy fucked me ...i was so embarrassed but the guy was ok and didnt make a drama .. just make sure its all out as sometimes there can be a bit left in there ..give it a good few hours to all come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just use a little douche puffa bottle. A couple of rinses I find best. If you start doing deep enemas you run the risk of dislodging more from further round your colon in the throes of passion!

I've never had any embarrassing moments by doing it this way. When I first started with toys I used to use a shower attachment first but had a couple of messy moments while I was toying myself so quit trying too hard.

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By *orders2forUCouple
over a year ago

Hawick

Odd how the words change. A douche used to be vaginal and an enema was anal.

On saying that a good enema is the way to go coupled with excellent lubing along with non latex condoms as... they are thinner...;)

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

I normally dont eat7-8 hours before the fun.remember what goes in must come out.and i allways douche 3-4hours before .so far so good nice and very clean xt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Odd how the words change. A douche used to be vaginal and an enema was anal.

On saying that a good enema is the way to go coupled with excellent lubing along with non latex condoms as... they are thinner...;)

L2"

The puffa bottle I use is for douching. I use it to do little enemas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My preparation for anal is saying "Do you want to have anal?" Never been a problem thus far.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Oh, and try not to eat sweetcorn 24hrs beforehand...

Mr ddc"

or peanuts

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Dangers of Anal Douching

The anal lining contains mucous to prevent the spread of infections douching removes this lining. Without the mucous, men and women increase the risk of infection, such as HIV.

Douching with hot water and soap can further irritate the skin and lead to constipation.

Vigorous douching may push bacteria from the large intestine into the small intestine where it can lead to infections.

Dangers of Vaginal Douching

Women who douche take a risk of contracting Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, an infection of the fallopian tubes, ovaries and uterus.

Vaginal douching eliminates too much of the natural vaginal flora that prevents the outbreak of infections such as Bacterial Vaginosis

There are other dangers to both types of douching but these are the main ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a finger with water and a little squirt of lube on two fingers. Have a little root around to loosen the anal sphincter and tell him to go slowly. I find that if he penetrates about an inch and pulls out repeatedly a few times he can then go all in,in one push. Ease it past the anal sphincter and you're on the home run. Never had a shitty dick situation to date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you have your big poo before anal sex

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By *unk_of_loveMan
over a year ago

Hanley

I'm definitely in the enema camp, normally 2 or 3 rinses till everything is fully empty and clean.

Pop in a small plug to open things slightly and let it relax then lots of lube and away we go!

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By *exy_HornyCouple
over a year ago

Leigh

"If it's just the two of you, you might not want to bother with the enema bit: we don't.

Get yourselves into a position where she can control how far, and how fast it goes in, use plenty of lube, and just be patient. It might take 20 mins to get all the way inside.

Mrs ddc likes her rabbit inside her at the same time.

Oh, and try not to eat sweetcorn 24hrs beforehand...

Mr ddc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love tube? That's a new word for your shitpipe! "

I believe the correct term is actually "fartpipe".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morphine and a steam cleaner and a replacement arshole in case the first one drops into the bog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love tube? That's a new word for your shitpipe!

I believe the correct term is actually "fartpipe".

Only when used in the same sentence as 'cock snot'

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Love tube? That's a new word for your shitpipe!

Well thats another phrase I haven't heard... anyone use a different expression??? Lol

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Shit shoot and Dirtbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My preparation for anal is saying "Do you want to have anal?" Never been a problem thus far."

Yup, never tried all this fancy stuff, never had problem. Just say "darling, let's go to the south, the deep south"

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Just a good douche !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flowers and/or taking me out for a meal is usually enough prep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you just use the shower to douche yourselfs,taken the shower head off first of course lol.

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By *olfcartweaselCouple
over a year ago

Melrose

"Flowers and/or taking me out for a meal is usually enough prep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deep heat

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just on your cock under the condom or balls too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flowers and/or taking me out for a meal is usually enough prep

That made me laugh!

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flowers and/or taking me out for a meal is usually enough prep

That made me laugh!

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a nice hot prawn vindaloo the night before followed by a good rimming session from your partner should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love tube? That's a new word for your shitpipe!

I believe the correct term is actually "fartpipe".

Only when used in the same sentence as 'cock snot'

The original and best....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have any tips on preparing the love tube for anal. We have dabbled before but we want to up the anti and have my man go full penetration porn star style. We want to have a really clean experience . Any couples or ladies one doing this a lot who knows what there doing.

Nic xx"

Well as you have anal pics on profile you are probably lying.

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By *indobona_1TV/TS
over a year ago

Tring

Apart from douching, I take an Immodium to slow down the digestive tract. Then a little while before play, a good squirt of Anal Ease or similar. A good state of mind for anal is also a great help.

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By *olfcartweaselCouple
over a year ago

Melrose

Ultimately: don't stress too much about the "clean" thing. Wear a condom (seriously, you should always for anal) and any stray... matter... doesn't matter.

The bigger issues are to make sure it's comfortable and fun, and for that... lots of practice, lots of lube. Don't expect to go from "anal near-virgin" to "can take a good fisting" in one session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself I have a special shower head attachment. XX"

Dont try this at home or it could end in A&E ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no one's said spit n rub yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nic xx"
a 3L bottles good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to psyche myself up for anal. Sort out nice lingerie dress and shoes. Give myself an enema about a couple of hours beforehand followed by an anal rinse then wait for him and hope he knows what he is doing. One of my pet hates is when he cums entering me believe me it still happens. Plenty lube is the secret

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Nic xx

Well as you have anal pics on profile you are probably lying."

The pics are of her doing analysis

If you read properly she is asking advice for preparing her man for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My preparation for anal is saying "Do you want to have anal?" Never been a problem thus far."

If only all women were like that

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Mr is bi and has been having anal for years, never ceases to amaze me how easy it is for him and how difficult for me .... he is not so used to being with someone not so adept at anal, but, after 10 months together, we are finally getting the hang of it ... different techniques with someone who is new to it

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Nic xx

Well as you have anal pics on profile you are probably lying.

The pics are of her doing analysis

If you read properly she is asking advice for preparing her man for it

id rather let him do me than work out whats happening on this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the spraygun off next doors Karcher and have a good old clearout.

Then a good litre and a half of Castrol GTX or any other decent 20W40 motor oil.

Get her to lay face down on the bed while you climb on top of the wardrobe

Launch yourself in freefall sky-diver position and Bobs your uncle, anal bliss

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Spit in the hole and go for it,if it gets messy hold your nose and give your tool a good wash ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My preparation for anal is saying "Do you want to have anal?" Never been a problem thus far."

Same here. I don't need a written invitation.

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By *iverscuMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first started having anal I used to use an anal douche, it does make you feel really clean but it also creates wind! Also, I found it made me want to go to loo all the more. If its just you and your regular partner you really don't need to bother and ditch the lube as well....I have never used it and my partner (we are not together now sadly) had 9 inch thick cock...it went in pussy first and then anal and pussy juice was the lube! Doggy position is most comfortable and easy position for anal as someone else has mentioned.

Have fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deep heat

Swarfega...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going through anal training with me fbuddy and we have a butt plug as well as plenty of anal lube. It's better to start with massaging the anal area before totally going on with any thrusting. Also if the female is doggy style with arms by her side and butt up then she can ease herself backwards at her own pace onto the guys cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing nicer than a bit of sweetcorn stuck in your japseye.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep; this thread has hit the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My preparation for anal is saying "Do you want to have anal?" Never been a problem thus far."

Brilliant response! I think wed get along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard that one before. Great tip though and thanks (I love chocolate)

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