FabSwingers.com forum: Vvvvvvwe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it matter :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

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look at the hundreds of threads on the tiresome subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men who message me claim to be vwe. Then I decline, as I am too petite too accommodate. Then they decide they are really not that well endowed after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men who message me claim to be vwe. Then I decline, as I am too petite too accommodate. Then they decide they are really not that well endowed after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

look at the hundreds of threads on the tiresome subject"

They have been on this site FOUR weeks, and new to the forums.

Welcome newbies, most of us don't snarl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No it doesn't matter, just interested when people are asking for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online everyone are VWWWWWWWWE but in reality most are average lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New although have been on before! Thanks for the welcome

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

look at the hundreds of threads on the tiresome subject

They have been on this site FOUR weeks, and new to the forums.

Welcome newbies, most of us don't snarl

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

6th formers at it again

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me personally (Jools) vwe guy's don't do it for me. Each to their own. I prefer 5-6ins. Does it really matter? Surely the person themself is more important??

Jools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Or a can of Carlsberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter :/"

It is a swinging sex site, perhaps a little more relevant question than 'man crushes', some might think.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Doesn't matter at all to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was only supposed to be a bit of fun

YAWN

"6th formers at it again

Yawn "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Or a can of Carlsberg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to clarify, I know it doesn't matter, it was a question purely out of interest.

What size can of carlsberg is it though, surely not a pint can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter :/

It is a swinging sex site, perhaps a little more relevant question than 'man crushes', some might think."

that was posted in the Lounge where anything goes.....at least it was memorable for you

Very well endowned....v v v v well endowned - does it matter lol - is there a difference? Both big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Online everyone are VWWWWWWWWE but in reality most are average lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, I know it doesn't matter, it was a question purely out of interest.

What size can of carlsberg is it though, surely not a pint can

I bet mrs couldnt down the carlsberg in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Being straight cock pics obviously do nothing for me but those cock pics with inanimate objects next to them tickle me

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By *etty McBJWoman
over a year ago

Maybe near you it all depends

"Just use a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't gonna claim to not be VWE when you tell me you're petite and cannot accommodate me. No amount of me bullshitting is gonna change that lol

It just goes to show how many guys out there wish they were....

Xxx

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Whistler's rule of thumb:

- WE is an inch more than you've got

- VWE is two inches more than you've got

If in doubt - measure from your arsehole

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"No it doesn't matter, just interested when people are asking for it!"

Really? Are you really that interested?

Somehow I doubt it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it doesn't matter, just interested when people are asking for it!

Really? Are you really that interested?

Somehow I doubt it.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No it doesn't matter, just interested when people are asking for it!

Really? Are you really that interested?

Somehow I doubt it.."

Doubt away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway moving on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway moving on....."

Onwards and 'upwards'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong my own profile pic makes me thirsty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong my own profile pic makes me thirsty!

It is bad, very bad...........or is that sic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it wrong my own profile pic makes me thirsty!

Yes, you could be thirsty for both

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Sorry for my intolerance earlier..Ax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Am I Vvvvvvvvvvvwe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always the old men

Anyhoo.

Vvvvvvvwe would be the ones where the pic has been lifted off a porn site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for my intolerance earlier..Ax"

So you should be. Spanking is too good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter :/"

To some shallow people obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry for my intolerance earlier..Ax"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter :/

To some shallow people obviously

Or perhaps people with such a thing as 'personal preference'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong my own profile pic makes me thirsty!

It is bad, very bad...........or is that sic

You want a taste don't ya! Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter :/

To some shallow people obviously

Oooh, just noticed the size of boob thread. Size does matter it seems

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Just to inform the girls around the world as there is a lot of misunderstandings on this subject (due to male declared measurements...which are lies):

White average lenght = 5-5.5in

above average = 6in

WE = 6.5-7 in

VWE = 7.5-8 in (rare)

VVWE = 8.5+ in (very rare)

Theae are real measurments, not what men say the have

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

Monster cocks = 10+ inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Just to inform the girls around the world as there is a lot of misunderstandings on this subject (due to male declared measurements...which are lies):

White average lenght = 5-5.5in

above average = 6in

WE = 6.5-7 in

VWE = 7.5-8 in (rare)

VVWE = 8.5+ in (very rare)

Theae are real measurments, not what men say the have

It's all bullshit, I don't know anyone that's ever had there Dick measured, how can they do a fair test ?

Who are these people going around with a tape measure????

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

try this site. How to measure penis size correctly

http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

"
. Seven inches and above to fall into the first category . However you may also need to take into account the thickness of the shaft and the size of the head ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

. Seven inches and above to fall into the first category . However you may also need to take into account the thickness of the shaft and the size of the head .."

You know that!

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

I would say I am vwe and I am about 8.5 inch with good girth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

look at the hundreds of threads on the tiresome subject"

I consider myself vvwe at 9 Inches

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVwe is marriage material, subject to other characteristics being great.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Just to inform the girls around the world as there is a lot of misunderstandings on this subject (due to male declared measurements...which are lies):

White average lenght = 5-5.5in

above average = 6in

WE = 6.5-7 in

VWE = 7.5-8 in (rare)

VVWE = 8.5+ in (very rare)

Theae are real measurments, not what men say the have

It's all bullshit, I don't know anyone that's ever had there Dick measured, how can they do a fair test ?

Who are these people going around with a tape measure???? "

I do the only UK certification for above average cock size, so look for my seal of approval on any guy claiming he's endowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know that men use a special tape measure that leaves the first 4 inches off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

have a look at my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Or a can of Carlsberg

Where do you get those minature cans of Carlsberg from? They are cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Believe it or not, I've never actually seen a Sky remote, so I don't know how big they are...

But, judging by the photos that I've seen on here, they must be around 4 inches long - would that be about right...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Believe it or not, I've never actually seen a Sky remote, so I don't know how big they are...

But, judging by the photos that I've seen on here, they must be around 4 inches long - would that be about right...?

Yep, you are right there.

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

You should measure them by hand.

Lol.

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"It's all bullshit, I don't know anyone that's ever had there Dick measured, how can they do a fair test ?

Who are these people going around with a tape measure???? "

Andrologists taking part in the survey, using their patients. Search on internet

I have pics with a ruler available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try this site. How to measure penis size correctly

http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size"

I always thought you measured to the bone now I know I should be lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is big, not the biggest but it gets the job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Or a can of Carlsberg

Where do you get those minature cans of Carlsberg from? They are cute.

Haha you got me!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Vwe big.

Vvwe bigger

Vvvwe fucking big

Vvvvwe fucking enormous

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE = Volkswagen Emissions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should measure them by hand.

Lol.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Vwe = Sky remote

Vvwe = Air freshener can

Vvvwe = Wine bottle

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe = Bollard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Just to inform the girls around the world as there is a lot of misunderstandings on this subject (due to male declared measurements...which are lies):

White average lenght = 5-5.5in

above average = 6in

WE = 6.5-7 in

VWE = 7.5-8 in (rare)

VVWE = 8.5+ in (very rare)

Theae are real measurments, not what men say the have

So each v equates to half an inch???

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"So each v equates to half an inch???

Each V equates about to a real measured inch and the amount of people that has it among the population.

Of course the WE, VWE etc is a subjective scale and it needs to account the width too. A thin 8 in long cock for me is not VVWE (not that I care though

)

Only 20% of white males has a cock over (real) 7 inches based on the survey.

You can call the various sizes like you want. 1 inch of difference is a lot

(considerig a bigger width too)

Many girls cannot fully take cocks of 7-8 inches...so how do you classify them...??

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"So each v equates to half an inch???

Each V equates about to a real measured inch and the amount of people that has it among the population.

Of course the WE, VWE etc is a subjective scale and it needs to account the width too. A thin 8 in long cock for me is not VVWE (not that I care though

)

Only 20% of white males has a cock over (real) 7 inches based on the survey.

You can call the various sizes like you want. 1 inch of difference is a lot

(considerig a bigger width too)

Many girls cannot fully take cocks of 7-8 inches...so how do you classify them...??

Maybe they by their Cock Accommodating Capacity (CAC)

There could be:

LCAC - Low Cock Accommodating Capacity; this would be compatible with an average cock.

MCAC - Medium Cock Accommodating Capacity; compatible with WE

HCAC - High Cock Accommodating Capacity; compatible with VWE

VHCAC - Very High... Compatible with VVWE

And so on.

As an aside, it would be interesting to know how women would rate themselves against these standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they by their Cock Accommodating Capacity (CAC)

There could be:

LCAC - Low Cock Accommodating Capacity; this would be compatible with an average cock.

MCAC - Medium Cock Accommodating Capacity; compatible with WE

HCAC - High Cock Accommodating Capacity; compatible with VWE

VHCAC - Very High... Compatible with VVWE

And so on.

As an aside, it would be interesting to know how women would rate themselves against these standards.

LCAC = thimble

MCAC = tumbler

HCAC = pint pot

VHCAC = bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone is vvvvvvvvwe , can they get it all in? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use a sky remote

Or a can of Carlsberg

Where do you get those minature cans of Carlsberg from? They are cute.

Haha you got me!

Why do you need an elastic band round it? Never seen that before !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While measurements are absolute, the personal classification of "we", "vwe" etc are very much subjective.

Three people may see an 8inch cock very differently.

Person 'A' may see it as a monster.

Person 'B' may see it as the norm.

Person 'C' may see it as barely acceptable.

I'm neither big nor small.....but most of the women I've been with have been more than happy with the size. Regardless of what you do, there will always be someone bigger and better. All you can do is be the best you can be.

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By *xywelshguyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Well I'm not sure how to class mine as iv never measured but can honestly say I'm more than happy with what I have!

Never had any complaints!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men who message me claim to be vwe. Then I decline, as I am too petite too accommodate. Then they decide they are really not that well endowed after all

I have a Really very Tiny Will but had a Op and now I've got a Clit Homing beacon

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone is vvvvvvvvwe , can they get it all in? Lol"

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man says he's VVVWE he's lying..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remotes are actually 8 inches lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me personally (Jools) vwe guy's don't do it for me. Each to their own. I prefer 5-6ins. Does it really matter? Surely the person themself is more important??

Jools "

I agree with this

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"So each v equates to half an inch???

Each V equates about to a real measured inch and the amount of people that has it among the population.

Of course the WE, VWE etc is a subjective scale and it needs to account the width too. A thin 8 in long cock for me is not VVWE (not that I care though

)

Only 20% of white males has a cock over (real) 7 inches based on the survey.

You can call the various sizes like you want. 1 inch of difference is a lot

(considerig a bigger width too)

Many girls cannot fully take cocks of 7-8 inches...so how do you classify them...??

Maybe they by their Cock Accommodating Capacity (CAC)

There could be:

LCAC - Low Cock Accommodating Capacity; this would be compatible with an average cock.

MCAC - Medium Cock Accommodating Capacity; compatible with WE

HCAC - High Cock Accommodating Capacity; compatible with VWE

VHCAC - Very High... Compatible with VVWE

And so on.

As an aside, it would be interesting to know how women would rate themselves against these standards.

Ahahahahah we should evaluate the CAC of the women then. Lets start a secret survey

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"If someone is vvvvvvvvwe , can they get it all in? Lol"

I am not VVWE (based on my scale) and MANY times I cannot. So nope.

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, not new to the swinging scene but my tape measure is out of order, what classes as:

Vwe

Vvwe

Vvvwe

Vvvvvvvvvvvwe

Lol, not trying to compare, just out of interest!

Vwe = sky remote

Vvwe = a Stella can

Vvvwe = a morrisons curtsy baguette

Vvvvwe = you are unable to drive a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vwe starts at 9" and Vvvvvvvvvvvwe is a monster cock, not many have it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you make her laugh? Small.

Do you make her smile? Well endowed

Do you make her cry? Very well endowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape measure is so 19-20th century.

To get an accurate size use sky remote or beer can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh another cock size thread

it's not what size you have its how good you are at operating it. You may have a mahoosive cock and be crap you may have a smaller than average cock and be amazing. It's not all about the size it's how you drive it.

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Saw one guy's pics on here with a PRINGLES TIN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, I know it doesn't matter, it was a question purely out of interest.

What size can of carlsberg is it though, surely not a pint can

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I always use one of those mini cans they give you on planes... It is a Great optical illusion as a measure for cock size

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Does it matter :/"

Not in the slightest

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