FabSwingers.com forum: Good excuses for late nights out?

By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi there

Our parents (babysitting our kids) are getting suspicious about our late night club visits as we're in our 40s! Any clever/easy/plausible excuses people in a similar position use to explain staggering back in at 3.30 in the morning?

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Travel time as your seeing old friends

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke

Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.

Cat X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Travel time as your seeing old friends"
in Penzance.....

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Lol

In a taxi?

Hmmm. Could work if we stayed overnight in the nearby hotel.

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.

Cat X

That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.

Cat X

That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!"

Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.

Cat X

That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!

Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?'

I'm laughing out loud

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.

Cat X

That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!

Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?'

Lol, actually Xtasia, but that would be a worry. Not sure who'd be more scandalised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our daughter stays over at either grandparents houses, they never come to babysit here. Could that work instead, the kids going there?

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Our daughter stays over at either grandparents houses, they never come to babysit here. Could that work instead, the kids going there? "

It would be a long drive. But yes, we're planning on this little ruse in October.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Is there a casino near you? They're usually open really late. Although they may get worried by you having a gambling problem

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Tell them you visit a friend who knows the landlord of a pub and they always insist on lock-in/stay-behind when you visit

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

We do the casino thing. They often have groups on so we go for the music and a small bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were abducted by a UFO

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We don't need sitters but have nosy parents and oldest who want to know what we've been up to.

Cal plays in a band and they know we like to watch live music so we go and watch quite a lot of bands ... Sometime quite a distance away

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

The casino is actually quite a good idea. The thing is, we can't keep using the same excuse, over and over again. We've been three weekends in a row and were running out of ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your favourite bar that you go to has extended opening hours, last orders 3am so u will be home just after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s you like the bar and atmosphere soooo much in there that it's going to be your regular night out now

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Our baby sitting parents have an idea where we go. We go for the atmosphere.

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By *ary_JosephCouple
over a year ago

South Shields

Me hubby have just started going to clubs.having weekends away etc.we don't have any kids at home but running out of ideas why we carnt babysit grandkids considering we never went out before we say going out for charity nite having date nite birthday partys etc etc .going out with work mates .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Hi there

Our daughter used to ask suspicious questions

Why not just say you've decided to start enjoying a few good nights out and leave it there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.s you like the bar and atmosphere soooo much in there that it's going to be your regular night out now

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Local networking groups

we used that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents know I go to a social club, but they don't know what kind of social club

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By *eanutButterJellyTimeCouple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

Kev and I go "dancing" and sometimes we meet other people who go "dancing" and we go back to theirs for a coffee and a chat about our mutual live of "dancing"

Which is going to work until the first family wedding when someone says "you two are always out dancing, show us your moves!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kev and I go "dancing" and sometimes we meet other people who go "dancing" and we go back to theirs for a coffee and a chat about our mutual live of "dancing"

Which is going to work until the first family wedding when someone says "you two are always out dancing, show us your moves!""

Pmsl, actually crying with laughter

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Local networking groups

we used that one"

What, you mean the Rotary Club type thing?

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Kev and I go "dancing" and sometimes we meet other people who go "dancing" and we go back to theirs for a coffee and a chat about our mutual live of "dancing"

Which is going to work until the first family wedding when someone says "you two are always out dancing, show us your moves!""

Loltastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell them you're going clubbing. That's what we tell our kids. They think we're cool

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Just tell them you're going clubbing. That's what we tell our kids. They think we're cool

We said this. Our kids are surprised and are not quite sure what to make of it. Our fellow 40-something peers think it a bit odd (maybe once, but three weekends in a row?) and our parents were a little shocked and, I think, suspicious about their responsible, professional offspring going clubbing...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's not quite the same but my Dad knows I've met some gentlemen via the internet.

He has no idea which site of course

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

How about booking a hotel and staying out all night and then tell the truth.

We want a whole night to ourselves, away from the kids to have sex.

They will never guess you mean with other people

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke

"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.

Cat X

That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!"

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Local networking groups

we used that one

What, you mean the Rotary Club type thing?

No the local business networking type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our daughter rolled in from a nightclub @ 5AM,and was most perturbed and put out when we staggered in from our fav club half an hour later

"Why have you got your names written on your drinks ?".....errm

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

"Travel time as your seeing old friends in Penzance....."

That would never work for me, I'm only in Bodmin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our daughter rolled in from a nightclub @ 5AM,and was most perturbed and put out when we staggered in from our fav club half an hour later

"Why have you got your names written on your drinks ?".....errm

Lol. Yeah. The kids have asked sbout the numbered stickers after we've been to chams.

I brought a half bottle of wine back from Angeks and just dumped it in the side. Clearly labelled "Rachael". !!!!

Oops!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.

Cat X

That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!

Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?'

Or yes we enjoyed clubs before your mum was pregnant with you

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

We say we're out visiting friends, or visiting a club and having a late night out (hence the dressing up more spiffingly than we might otherwise!)

A recent meet told us they use a wonderful ruse, which is that they go out to a quiz night, and they're on a quiz team with friends. That means sometimes they have to travel away, might be very late back, and if it's a really long distance one where they might enjoy a drink, will stay away for the night. Of course, quiz nights sometimes have fancy dress up themes, and mean turning out smart, after all, it's part of the occasion isn't it!

Absolute genius!

Looking forward to this weekend's quiz night :D

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We say we're out visiting friends, or visiting a club and having a late night out (hence the dressing up more spiffingly than we might otherwise!)

Absolute genius!

Looking forward to this weekend's quiz night :D"

Lol

We both love quizzes. It has the advantage of being a regular thing but what if one of our parent's decide they want to tag along

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

We both love quizzes. It has the advantage of being a regular thing but what if one of our parent's decide they want to tag along

Great! This week's specialist topics are Eastern European agricultural machinery 1920-1926, and USA chart music 2012-2015. Oh, if you help out with Quantum Chromodynamics and a bit of Cellular Epigenetics that would be really useful. The entry is £29 per person and the prize for the winning team is a bottle of Blue Nun and a box of Milk Tray. Shall I put you both down? Which topic would you each prefer?

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By *orth South Divide OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We both love quizzes. It has the advantage of being a regular thing but what if one of our parent's decide they want to tag along

Damn, if it'd been Eastern European agricultural machinery post-war, I'd have been your man, and N is shit hot on Italian chart music over that period but know nothing about the US scene.

Pity, a quarter share of a bottle of Blue Nun would have been just the ticket...

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