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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London

This is going be to embarrasing but it has to be done, and I realy am afraid.

I am using another site and most of the profile is written and I was going to put a percentage out of ten for looks.

So I am dreading this bit but like I said I must bite the bullet, even curious as I have never asked before.

Please, What would you score me out of ten for looks.

I have a thick skin or at least trained to have.

So if you can spare a minute or two, please could you rate me for looks.

I wont take offence, I promise.

Cheers, Spunkermarine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't a percentage be out of a hundred?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Im gonna sit and wait for someone to say they'll give you one

Its bound to happen

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Now i have to say....a man in uniform conjures up a picture of a manly man....didnt you start a thread to do with your profile, the other day?

Well anyone can start a thread which is all tickety boo, but you are asking for opinions, so heres mine for what its worth....you rely far too much on the "im a man in uniform" stuff, pics are mostly just that and so is your username....on the looks dept you aint half bad but im put off hugely by the marine this marine that stuff thats in your username and pics n profile ....having said all that i hope you have lots of fun and welcome to the forums .....xx

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Now i have to say....a man in uniform conjures up a picture of a manly man....didnt you start a thread to do with your profile, the other day?

Well anyone can start a thread which is all tickety boo, but you are asking for opinions, so heres mine for what its worth....you rely far too much on the "im a man in uniform" stuff, pics are mostly just that and so is your username....on the looks dept you aint half bad but im put off hugely by the marine this marine that stuff thats in your username and pics n profile ....having said all that i hope you have lots of fun and welcome to the forums .....xx "

Yeah, your probably right. I need to balance it out a bit. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What femme said!

Could do with more non-uniform related pics, like body/torso/bum pics.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I'm going to be totally honest with you....and please don't take this the wrong way.

Yes I think a man in uniform is sexy, but it has to be the right uniform.....like Royal Marines 'Blues'.

Your uniform looks like the skipper on the Woolwich Ferry.

Don't feel I am taking the pee out of you but when it comes to uniforms I don't find them all sexy.

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm going to be totally honest with you....and please don't take this the wrong way.

Yes I think a man in uniform is sexy, but it has to be the right uniform.....like Royal Marines 'Blues'.

Your uniform looks like the skipper on the Woolwich Ferry.

Don't feel I am taking the pee out of you but when it comes to uniforms I don't find them all sexy."

lol. I could be the skipper off the woolwich ferry.

I'm not going to take anything here the wrong way, though that is a realy funny comment though. lol.

Yeah, I realy got to get some photo's with civvy's and fun sexy underwear.

I aint going to take offence, I appreciate peoples opinions here.

And as for looks, smiling for example, I am not that practiced at posing for the camera. If I just do a little smile I look grumpy and if I do a happy smile from the inside I look like frank spencer.

Thanks for your opinion, it helps. Thanks. x

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Im gonna sit and wait for someone to say they'll give you one

Its bound to happen "

Yep! It must be the masochist in me.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

On the off chance that this is a serious question...

Give yourself a modest 5 and make reference to the pics as proof. The existence of pics makes the score irrelevant as they'll make up their own mind.

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London

naw, im not serious about it anymore, it's bit childish realy isnt it. must of the the JD I was drinking last night.

It was a stupid question. Although I might ask some of my friends or couples when I meet them, just for the record.

To silly to waste peoples time here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You was asking us a few days ago what we thought of your profile I seem to recall and you got raving comments,everyone loved them especially the one in the hooded picture, methinks he loves the comments and thats why he asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at meeeeee look at meeeeeeeeee

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I thought I got raving re_iews about my grammer, The other stuff was just flirting,

seroiusly I have hardly ever been chatted up by women, probally only about 5 times in my life.

I seriously wanted to know how I rated as have never asked.

I saw a t.v program that was doing somthing like that the other night and the Jack Daniels and me thought it would be interesting to bite the bullet and find out.

there is that defensive enough for you.

I was'nt on an ego trip just wanted peoples honest comments, as I think I'm getting older and aint 25 anymore.

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You was asking us a few days ago what we thought of your profile I seem to recall and you got raving comments,everyone loved them especially the one in the hooded picture, methinks he loves the comments and thats why he asked"

HHmmm and I deleted that hooded photo as It was a long time ago just after my new age traveling days. right defensive mode off. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate it when people put photos on and say " ooo but makes me look shit"

i only put photos on i like and they tick my boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I thought my advice was pretty fucking good, actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading. "

Will this do 1/2 out of 10

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading. "
yous? whats tickled reading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly difficult as you only have one picture to _iew, all the other 7 are for friends only so a pointless question really

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Slightly difficult as you only have one picture to _iew, all the other 7 are for friends only so a pointless question really "
he had others darlin but has removed them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes actually removed the better ones

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading. "

I notice you never gave a score either to the OP seeing that was what he asked for and not a _iew on the other posters on here!

Seeing as I can't see most of the OP's pics now, just the one that is hard to make out I would say in terms of the artistic quality of the pic it's a 6 ish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading.

I notice you never gave a score either to the OP seeing that was what he asked for and not a _iew on the other posters on here!

Seeing as I can't see most of the OP's pics now, just the one that is hard to make out I would say in terms of the artistic quality of the pic it's a 6 ish! "

I have not,re-look at the posts,I gave 1/2-10

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading.

I notice you never gave a score either to the OP seeing that was what he asked for and not a _iew on the other posters on here!

Seeing as I can't see most of the OP's pics now, just the one that is hard to make out I would say in terms of the artistic quality of the pic it's a 6 ish!

I have not,re-look at the posts,I gave 1/2-10 "

I wasn't quoting your post so maybe best if you had another look rather than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading.

I notice you never gave a score either to the OP seeing that was what he asked for and not a _iew on the other posters on here!

Seeing as I can't see most of the OP's pics now, just the one that is hard to make out I would say in terms of the artistic quality of the pic it's a 6 ish!

I have not,re-look at the posts,I gave 1/2-10

I wasn't quoting your post so maybe best if you had another look rather than me! "

Cheeky xx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"haha.... surely yous lot that live on the forums could have gave the guy a rating of 1 to 10 as he asked instead of beating round that massive bush lol. Atleast yous are consistant i suppose in around about manner and never answer directly. Your opinions are class and always tickled reading.

I notice you never gave a score either to the OP seeing that was what he asked for and not a _iew on the other posters on here!

Seeing as I can't see most of the OP's pics now, just the one that is hard to make out I would say in terms of the artistic quality of the pic it's a 6 ish!

I have not,re-look at the posts,I gave 1/2-10

I wasn't quoting your post so maybe best if you had another look rather than me!

Cheeky xx"

Nah not cheeky

Just being honest and stating a fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly difficult as you only have one picture to _iew, all the other 7 are for friends only so a pointless question really he had others darlin but has removed them xx"

Ah i see, bloody work spoils all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You was asking us a few days ago what we thought of your profile I seem to recall and you got raving comments,everyone loved them especially the one in the hooded picture, methinks he loves the comments and thats why he asked

HHmmm and I deleted that hooded photo as It was a long time ago just after my new age traveling days. right defensive mode off. x"

You posted a "look at me" thread the other day when you had photos visible. At the time I said the pictures looked like two different people: I thought it was my old failing eyesight.

The hooded picture was gorgeous, now you say you've deleted it as it was old and you've hidden your pics!!!

Fishing for compliments is a little needy don't you think?!! As for blaming it on booze?!! Yeah...right!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its really pointless going onto a site and having to mark yourself out of 10, who is going to put a lower number?

Swinging is about confidence to me, and about expressing yourself and openness and fulfilling fantasies etc etc. If we cant be happy about how we look, then we arent really mature enough to swing.

Most of us are aware of our bad points along with our good points - we just over emphasise on what is good about us and try and minimise the bad. I wouldnt put pics up of me that I thought were mediocre - I put my best pics up - they are best I can be and im happy with them. If others are not, well so what, as long as I am

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

0 from me I'm afraid, not being horrid but you do nothing for me and you did ask. Z

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Yeah, it WAS a stupid question. Still I had some good construcive critism, that was good, I feel much better and it helped my profile editing.

And I fee; I got to know you a little more too. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod the pics, I want to know why you need to protect your balls and inner thighs during sex....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id give you 5 but as others have said take some of the uniform pics off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1"

Because of HPV's. Viruses, genital warts. I want to protect myself against them. The inner thigh area is supsetable to these viruses.

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1

Because of HPV's. Viruses, genital warts. I want to protect myself against them. The inner thigh area is supsetable to these viruses. "

And pubic lice!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1

Because of HPV's. Viruses, genital warts. I want to protect myself against them. The inner thigh area is supsetable to these viruses.

And pubic lice! "

your meets sound divine...

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1

Because of HPV's. Viruses, genital warts. I want to protect myself against them. The inner thigh area is supsetable to these viruses.

And pubic lice!

your meets sound divine... "

Yeah, well thats East London for ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1

Because of HPV's. Viruses, genital warts. I want to protect myself against them. The inner thigh area is supsetable to these viruses.

And pubic lice! "

eeeeewwwwww omg what are your meets like?

So you won't be doing any kissing or oral either then?

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1

Because of HPV's. Viruses, genital warts. I want to protect myself against them. The inner thigh area is supsetable to these viruses.

And pubic lice!

eeeeewwwwww omg what are your meets like?

So you won't be doing any kissing or oral either then? "

Not unless I get all psychic.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Blimey why doesnt he wear a full suit of armour and be done with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol i think wearing shorts when having a shag is a bit extreme..

Can just imagine the OP at a party or club walking round with his todger sticking out his shorts

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was going to give you a good score till I read the bit about the shorts with a hole cut in them to protect your thighs and balls, also so you don't have to shave!! WHY???????

Sorry but it's a 1

Because of HPV's. Viruses, genital warts. I want to protect myself against them. The inner thigh area is supsetable to these viruses.

And pubic lice!

eeeeewwwwww omg what are your meets like?

So you won't be doing any kissing or oral either then? "

My meet's are good looking, but that does'nt prove much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I can get hold of a haz mat suit and industrial cleaner if you like!

Where are you finding your meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"naw, im not serious about it anymore, it's bit childish realy isnt it. must of the the JD I was drinking last night.

It was a stupid question. Although I might ask some of my friends or couples when I meet them, just for the record.

To silly to waste peoples time here. "

that got you marked down!

3/10

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lol i think wearing shorts when having a shag is a bit extreme..

Can just imagine the OP at a party or club walking round with his todger sticking out his shorts "

Naw, I dont have to have it sticking out when walking about, I can tuck it back in. I was on the fetish scene for a while, leather, pvc, rubber pant's and short shorts are ok. I like them, makes me feel sexy. lol

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lol i think wearing shorts when having a shag is a bit extreme..

Can just imagine the OP at a party or club walking round with his todger sticking out his shorts "

They aint normal regular shorts, They are sex short's from a proper sex shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good grief, I have heard some things in my time but that has to be the funniest thing I have heard and what made it funnier is that you are serious AND think it makes you sexy hahahahahahaha

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By *oucaneer OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good grief, I have heard some things in my time but that has to be the funniest thing I have heard and what made it funnier is that you are serious AND think it makes you sexy hahahahahahaha"

I said it makes me FEEL sexy,

I think it's funny too and I aint that serious either, so.

I certainly am learning about people here today.

What's with the scores, I am averaging about 0.33 out of ten. You gotta be winding me up. lol

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