FabSwingers.com forum: meets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I enjoy the chat on this site but there seems to be a lot of timewasters who bottle out after endless chit chat.Would love to meet couples or singles in the North east and would willingly do anything,but no luck.I suppose if I was hung like a donkey and looked like Brad Pitt,I might get the odd meet.

Tony

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I suppose if I was hung like a donkey and looked like Brad Pitt,I might get the odd meet.

Tony

No hang around, you will see them moaning as well ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who donkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose if I was hung like a donkey and looked like Brad Pitt,I might get the odd meet.

Tony

No hang around, you will see them moaning as well ...

we all moan and groan

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I suppose if I was hung like a donkey and looked like Brad Pitt,I might get the odd meet.

Tony

No hang around, you will see them moaning as well ...

we all moan and groan

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear,here we go again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to be boring but I havnt your attributes when trying to make meets so I am frustrated as hell

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

And your point is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suppose my point is I am either doing something wrong or I would come 3rd in an ugly competition behind Quasimodo and Peter Beardsley.Somebody please give me the secret of success or advise me to give up as I have no chance.

Tony

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

try going to clubs, not sure if there any in your area, but they are a great way to meet people.

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

Your profile is contradictory and boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well your profile pic does you no favours,seen one dick seen them all,put a nice pic on there of your face perhaps,unless your married,if thats the case which I suspect and lots of women on here will is that some of us don't see married/attached men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile is contradictory and boring"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the games begin xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose if I was hung like a donkey and looked like Brad Pitt,I might get the odd meet.

Tony

No hang around, you will see them moaning as well ...

we all moan and groan

I wish

id moan and groan and writhe about for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love a good groan and moan

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm a great beleiver in giving advice to people who need it but I have stopped giving it with regards to profiles as if you don't know how to portray yourself and need strangers to write your profile for you then I'm sorry but you have a major problem! That's in answer the the pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great beleiver in giving advice to people who need it but I have stopped giving it with regards to profiles as if you don't know how to portray yourself and need strangers to write your profile for you then I'm sorry but you have a major problem! That's in answer the the pm. "

thats a bloody good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love a good groan and moan

and me x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I suppose if I was hung like a donkey and looked like Brad Pitt,I might get the odd meet.

Tony

No hang around, you will see them moaning as well ...

we all moan and groan

I wish

id moan and groan and writhe about for you"

a kindred spirit indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love a good groan and moan

I find a ball gag works wonders for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love a good groan and moan

I find a ball gag works wonders for that!

harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe some photos wouldnt go a miss !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree,just some nice pics,you'll be suprised at response you will get x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose my point is I am either doing something wrong or I would come 3rd in an ugly competition behind Quasimodo and Peter Beardsley.Somebody please give me the secret of success or advise me to give up as I have no chance.

Tony"

Buy a mask

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Somebody please give me the secret of success or advise me to give up as I have no chance.

Give up, as you have no chance.

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Somebody please give me the secret of success or advise me to give up as I have no chance.

Give up, as you have no chance."

ouch, that was harsher than even me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a mask

It works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be perfectly honest your profile is crap ! You have been here for over a year and you can't write anything decent about yourself and what you are looking for. Give up now !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well if it worked for you,why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I think a lot of the guys on here take things far too seriously and as a result end up frustrated which then leads to the overly aggressive behaviour when one day this frustration snaps. As single fellas we just need to accept that we win some we lose some, we're not going to be everyone's cup of tea so don't get yourself downheartened if it seems like you're getting no response. If you keep being pleaseant to people, and as others have said try socials/clubs then you will find the frustration will give way to fun. A hell of a lot of fun

Good luck in your search.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy the chat on this site but there seems to be a lot of timewasters who bottle out after endless chit chat.Would love to meet couples or singles in the North east and would willingly do anything,but no luck.I suppose if I was hung like a donkey and looked like Brad Pitt,I might get the odd meet.

Tony

Im odd!

If you are Brad Pitt and are hung like an adult donkey please consider me interested.

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Tony

Im odd!

If you are Brad Pitt and are hung like an adult donkey please consider me interested. "

What if (purely hypothetically of course) I look like a donkey, but I'm hung like Brad Pitt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now the profile is bitter. I wouldn't care if you did look like Brad Pitt, I wouldn't be interested. It's a very unattractive quality.

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Then perhaps its best to say nothing at all - far too many people willing to 'flame' someone for asking a simple question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but i had to peek at the profile and the bit about hiding your pics and who wants to see a cock anyway has had me in fits!

I know you are probably referring to your dick but then it could be read into in a totally different way!

Anyway, with the advice people have given parties masks etc, try one of those masked balls! Makes perfect sense!

Good luck hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im odd!

If you are Brad Pitt and are hung like an adult donkey please consider me interested.

What if (purely hypothetically of course) I look like a donkey, but I'm hung like Brad Pitt?

this really makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi,

go back and change ur again profile, i know ur hacked off, but it now reads really badly and will continue to put people off. Something friendly and fun would be a good idea.

And i second the advice of going to swingers clubs, they are friendly places and would be a good compromise for you?

Dont get down hearted

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

go back and change ur again profile, i know ur hacked off, but it now reads really badly and will continue to put people off. Something friendly and fun would be a good idea."

I have to agree, I didn't see the original profile but if this is intended to be the new improved version then it just comes across as someone who's unhappy and a bit 'chippy'!

My advice to single guys is to put yourself in a woman/couples position who's inundated with messages-what would you like to see to arouse your interest?

Many guys here are under the misapprehension that just because women/couples are here and seeking nsa liaisons that they're indiscriminate about who they meet, which of course couldn't be further from the truth.

Personally I don't want to read on someone's profile how hard the lifestyle is or how many time wasters they're sick of encountering or see any evidence of bitterness at all-it's an instant turn off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like the new profile as bad as the old one,and why moan about asking us for advice on your profile,for a 55yr old man your very childish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God. It's a little negative, no?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Tennyson with a y.

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