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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i no there is alot of these kind of threads but they seem to work especialy on giving pointers etc.

so i thought i would open a thread myself.

so any advice would be greatfull

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i no there is alot of these kind of threads but they seem to work especialy on giving pointers etc.

so i thought i would open a thread myself.

so any advice would be greatfull "
get rid of that stooooopid disclaimer for starters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oryt quite a few people have them on hear so i assumed it was what you had to put.

i will take it off tho

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"oryt quite a few people have them on hear so i assumed it was what you had to put.

i will take it off tho"
its meaningless n a waste of space

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

right ok well it is removed now

so how is the rest of the profile?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

1. you state young is fresh, are you saying mature is stale?

2. Pics are not inviting or original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's smashing...how's mine?

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By *istress CherWoman
over a year ago

lancashire and loving it.


"1. you state young is fresh, are you saying mature is stale?

2. Pics are not inviting or original

"

Your pics do need to be more original, a lot of women do not like cock pictures.

Also your age may go against you as a lot of women will not meet younger than their children, me being for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I show you the shittiest profile on the site yours would be one notch above it.

Who cares if you have been in a long relationship ? Putting things like that sounds like an apology, explanation or plea. Get rid of it. It also makes it sound as if you haven't left it behind yet.

You can't accomodate. Still at home with parents ? So where do you plan on having sex ?

Like Femme said the distinction you make between mature and younger partners could be misconstrued as insult.

The part where you say 'if you like what you see' made me smile. I can only see a cock poking out from under a sweater. What makes you think it looks different to any other cock ? ( pssssssst it's nice though )

When you say you want freinds and like to chat is welcoming for some people I guess. ( The next bit relates to me only ) I didn't sign up here for friends or chit chat. If I answer a message it's usually no thanks or YESSSSSSSS ! I have never said, ' no thanks but i'd love a chin wag.' ( is that a new sexual act ? ) Wag me chin......

It's not the worst profile I've seen.

When you get some time. Think of a few good things you can OFFER. Too many profiles ( like one who asked for advice yesterday ) just drone on n on n on about what they'd like to do to women. That type make me puke.

Good luck xx Gran xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with Gran,this profile is not good,two cock pics that look the same,boring!!!!!! and your grammar sucks!!! Try again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are you holding an aerosol can next to your cock....is it a new trend? someone sent me one similar yesterday :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had that too,its to show how massive their cocks are,had one the other day with a sky remote and another one with a yellow pages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may as well just stick a ruler next to it....aerosol cans come in all sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the lynx one is too small for me but a yellow pages,come on guys you can do better. I am expecting some wrapped in tinsel being as though its crimbo soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why are you holding an aerosol can next to your cock....is it a new trend? someone sent me one similar yesterday :P"

I'm sicker than I thought: didn't spot the aerosol can!

Grany has pretty much stated what's wrong with your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why are you holding an aerosol can next to your cock....is it a new trend? someone sent me one similar yesterday :P

I'm sicker than I thought: didn't spot the aerosol can!

Grany has pretty much stated what's wrong with your profile! "

Well im fessin' up. I never saw the can either ! I hope it was jumbo economy size or what's the point ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch!!! , i see the lionesses have there claws out! i cant offer you any advice that will make you popular my man, but just keep trying, you will get there in the end, im not doing so well either, some comments are good and some bad just dont take it to heart and become one of the moanig wildebeests! god luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the aerosol is there as he wanted to show he can multi-task and shake his polish as he wanks!

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

Still hasn't taken the very good advice given earlier, why ask then not bother to change it? The pics are terrible as look like they've been taken in a messy closet!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Give the guy a chance he may not have been online all day

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Still hasn't taken the very good advice given earlier, why ask then not bother to change it? The pics are terrible as look like they've been taken in a messy closet! "

he hasn't been logged on again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ouch!!! , i see the lionesses have there claws out! i cant offer you any advice that will make you popular my man, but just keep trying, you will get there in the end, im not doing so well either, some comments are good and some bad just dont take it to heart and become one of the moanig wildebeests! god luck "

Thats a bit nasty considering that its one of us moaning wildebeests that he wants to fuck

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton


"Still hasn't taken the very good advice given earlier, why ask then not bother to change it? The pics are terrible as look like they've been taken in a messy closet!

he hasn't been logged on again.."

Aha, fair enough, hadn't noticed that Hawkeye!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"ouch!!! , i see the lionesses have there claws out! i cant offer you any advice that will make you popular my man, but just keep trying, you will get there in the end, im not doing so well either, some comments are good and some bad just dont take it to heart and become one of the moanig wildebeests! god luck

Thats a bit nasty considering that its one of us moaning wildebeests that he wants to fuck "

I think he means that the men can be the moaning wildebeasts not the ladies

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"hadn't noticed that Hawkeye! "

your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ouch!!! , i see the lionesses have there claws out! i cant offer you any advice that will make you popular my man, but just keep trying, you will get there in the end, im not doing so well either, some comments are good and some bad just dont take it to heart and become one of the moanig wildebeests! god luck

Thats a bit nasty considering that its one of us moaning wildebeests that he wants to fuck "
errr! wasnt calling you or any other women wildebeests!!! read it again or have a look at the forum serengeti plains in the lounge forum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scuse me Widnes Wonder... Are you including me in the lioness/claw remark ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course not gran! but me thinks no matter what i say now that i will p someone off so b4 someone says it im guna shut up ( no doubt some one will agree on that to )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im never offended. x Is that your mums handbag and scarf hanging by the ironing board ? Or yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sisters i lve with her, the other pic in the front room with me in a suit is in my brothers when he was getting married

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

jesus this has erupted out of no ware,but its what i was looking for.

cool beans cock pic has gone ile keep them for when people ask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

o and the Sure deodrant can (standard size)

is to show the thickness i couldnt think of another way to do it at the time.

i will get better ones up soon tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"o and the Sure deodrant can (standard size)

is to show the thickness i couldnt think of another way to do it at the time.

i will get better ones up soon tho."

Nice 1,a lot better.

Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profile and pics are better.....nice looking lad too Good luck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"ouch!!! , i see the lionesses have there claws out! i cant offer you any advice that will make you popular my man, but just keep trying, you will get there in the end, im not doing so well either, some comments are good and some bad just dont take it to heart and become one of the moanig wildebeests! god luck "
be careful...said lionesses may just eat you up n spit you out...or maybe feed you to the head lion....lol

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