FabSwingers.com forum: Pregnant after an affair

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having a bad spell with the wife a few years ago. She admitted that she had been seeing a guy we both know from my work. After a heart to heart we decided to stay together. Four weeks later in tears she's pregnant. Another row and on the verge of leaving she says it could never be the other guy's because he could only have sex anally!!

Now the child is mine I've no doubt of it but has anyone ever heard of a bloke no being able to have sex unless it's ass sex ???

P.s. Still work with the guy who delights on picking up new girls in the office.

Maybe he is still using this line to bang them in the ass !!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I hate to break it to you, but people can still get pregnant from anal sex - all it takes is a tiny drop of sperm to come out and make its way to the right place.

I know a few guys who do prefer anal - but not to the exclusion of any other pentration

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've heard of men and women who can only have sex under many different circumstances. Nothing really surprises me on that score.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you can but its very rare, but if pre cum cums out of the ass and enters the pussey its a chance to get her pregnant.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yes you can but its very rare, but if pre cum cums out of the ass and enters the pussey its a chance to get her pregnant.

It's quite a well known occurrence according to a nurse I spoke to, they are known as backdoor babies.

There is no reason to suspect that's what happened here though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you can but its very rare, but if pre cum cums out of the ass and enters the pussey its a chance to get her pregnant.

It's quite a well known occurrence according to a nurse I spoke to, they are known as backdoor babies.

There is no reason to suspect that's what happened here though. "
That's right. I also heard you cant make someone pregnant with pre cum tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be a catfish... I swear I saw this on tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry going to be miserably serious on you,

if you have doubt then seek a test,

if you dont have doubt then put it out of your mind and dont let it bother you,

it is the little one that will suffer in the long run if you let this grate on you,

for your relationship and unlimately little one, you need to find peace with it

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Yes you can but its very rare, but if pre cum cums out of the ass and enters the pussey its a chance to get her pregnant.

It's quite a well known occurrence according to a nurse I spoke to, they are known as backdoor babies.

There is no reason to suspect that's what happened here though. "

How did this conversation start in the first place ? I currently share a house with two nurses and we tend to talk about the weather...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you can but its very rare, but if pre cum cums out of the ass and enters the pussey its a chance to get her pregnant.

It's quite a well known occurrence according to a nurse I spoke to, they are known as backdoor babies.

There is no reason to suspect that's what happened here though.

How did this conversation start in the first place ? I currently share a house with two nurses and we tend to talk about the weather...

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Could u ask them 2 lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Yep it's a myth that you can't get pregnant by anal sex same as its a myth you can't get pregnant once your already pregnant you can with fraternal twins. My eldest twin was conceived a week apart from her sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be right to say ....

You should wipe front to back.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Not only has she had an affair but she's terminally gullible as well, I'm sure said he said he was allergic to her spitting rather then swallowing as well etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be right to say ....

You should wipe front to back.

Pahahaha epic!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc "

Sperm does it have to be physically ejaculated directly into the vagina to impregnate a lady and form of semen that comes into contact with the vaginal opening can make its way inside (it is only a fluid after all) and cause pregnancy so in the case of Blackfoot babies the ejaculate seeps from the anal opening to the vaginal opening and if your unlucky bingo your a daddy

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Yes you can but its very rare, but if pre cum cums out of the ass and enters the pussey its a chance to get her pregnant.

It's quite a well known occurrence according to a nurse I spoke to, they are known as backdoor babies.

There is no reason to suspect that's what happened here though. "

My tea just came out of my nose

......fuckin backdoor babies

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

It's also theoretically possible to get pregnant from a blow job, if you don't swallow then a couple of drops drip down, gravity does the rest and it's down below ready to take a dive inwards

Food for thought

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

Speaking from the side of a woman who can't get pregnant I am constantly amazed by 'accidents'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The question was regarding men only being able to do anal. If a man said that to me he would get a pat on the head,a chuck under the chin,a wink and a "nice try mate"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yes you can but its very rare, but if pre cum cums out of the ass and enters the pussey its a chance to get her pregnant.

It's quite a well known occurrence according to a nurse I spoke to, they are known as backdoor babies.

There is no reason to suspect that's what happened here though.

How did this conversation start in the first place ? I currently share a house with two nurses and we tend to talk about the weather...

I cant remember but I suspect we would have been chatting about the things people use as contraception or something like that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc "

We were advised to use condoms for anal between the two of us because of the slight risk of pregnancy.

Seven can leak out and make its way forward just by force of gravity. Its also true that you should never allow a man to ejaculate over your pussy for the same reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine the risks having sex with Michael phelps? That guys sperm probably repopulating the whole of his county right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc

We were advised to use condoms for anal between the two of us because of the slight risk of pregnancy.

Seven can leak out and make its way forward just by force of gravity. Its also true that you should never allow a man to ejaculate over your pussy for the same reason."

Only seven? What about the other 100 million?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet his stuff can swim up walls, across driveways + past the 2 Alsatians on the door step.

In through the front door, then scatters - meerkating through the entire property.

Till some Dalek hunts + destroys

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc

We were advised to use condoms for anal between the two of us because of the slight risk of pregnancy.

Seven can leak out and make its way forward just by force of gravity. Its also true that you should never allow a man to ejaculate over your pussy for the same reason.

Only seven? What about the other 100 million?"

Lol.....autocorrect for semen this kindle is a massive prude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck me , I'm surprised Sabrina hasn't been pregnant a thousand times over in the four and half years we have been swinging .

Wtf ... Possible to get pregnant from a blow job and it may travel and make its way from here there and everywhere ?

It's small wonder the lady who posted and said she couldn't have kids is somewhat perplexed by this thread !

I'm not even gonna comment on the situation with the op and guys who only do anal , but the responses on this thread are almost as laughable as the the thread with the guy who's smitten with someone he's never met .

These forums are a great source of entertainment sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this kindle is a massive prude."

haha, i have a phone like that,

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"this kindle is a massive prude.

haha, i have a phone like that,"

Lol even my electronic devices try to reform me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this kindle is a massive prude.

haha, i have a phone like that,

Lol even my electronic devices try to reform me

fight the power in protection of porn!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"this kindle is a massive prude.

haha, i have a phone like that,

Lol even my electronic devices try to reform me

fight the power in protection of porn!!

I frequently find myself asking to send clock pictures.......resulting in many photos of carriage clocks masquerading as Big Ben

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like."

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this kindle is a massive prude.

haha, i have a phone like that,

Lol even my electronic devices try to reform me

fight the power in protection of porn!!

I frequently find myself asking to send clock pictures.......resulting in many photos of carriage clocks masquerading as Big Ben

the amount of Ducking i do iam surprised iam not overrun with chicks

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy "

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

Not an issue for me it wouldn't make it past my boobs they are too big

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

Not an issue for me it wouldn't make it past my boobs they are too big

I'm sure you wouldn't spit anyway

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

Not an issue for me it wouldn't make it past my boobs they are too big

Nor me because even if it did make it past the assault course that is my body I'm too Damn old

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

Not an issue for me it wouldn't make it past my boobs they are too big

I'm sure you wouldn't spit anyway

Of course not I was brought up Aladdin it's rude to spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

Not an issue for me it wouldn't make it past my boobs they are too big

Nor me because even if it did make it past the assault course that is my body I'm too Damn old

It would pool into my navel,there's room for a few ejaculations in my inny

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

Not an issue for me it wouldn't make it past my boobs they are too big

I'm sure you wouldn't spit anyway

Of course not I was brought up Aladdin it's rude to spit

Aladdin FFS stupid phone I meant a lady

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Four weeks later in tears she's pregnant. Another row and on the verge of leaving she says it could never be the other guy's because he could only have sex anally!!

Sorry OP, but can I just check?

Are you saying that when you discovered that she might be pregnant by another man, you were going to leave her, and at that point, to persuade you to stay, she told you that it definitely couldn't be his because they only ever had anal sex, and that was the part of the story you believed?

Setting aside the fact that I too recall a similar story in the Brizzle Rag Mag 30 years ago, I think you both might need to revisit this discussion...

(I have no clue about prenatal dna tests, but if paternity was important to you before, might it not also be so after it is too late?)

Mr ddc

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

.... and the shucks is (that nobody seems to have noticed), is that this guy has to face this potential father ever day at his works. Amazing how threads can be so thrown so wide on possibilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't say that it's a common occurrence but it is possible. Scoff all you like.

Scoffing it all would probably avoid the risk of pregnancy

Not if you spat it out and accidentally sat on it

Pmsl

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

".... and the shucks is (that nobody seems to have noticed), is that this guy has to face this potential father ever day at his works. Amazing how threads can be so thrown so wide on possibilities. "

Even without the pregnancy it's the fact he's been shagging your wife up the arse whilst working with him which would slightly get my host!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

".... and the shucks is (that nobody seems to have noticed), is that this guy has to face this potential father ever day at his works. Amazing how threads can be so thrown so wide on possibilities.

Even without the pregnancy it's the fact he's been shagging your wife up the arse whilst working with him which would slightly get my host! "

n still breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DNA test pal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously been a hard time for them,

But as kids are involved respect the mutual attempt to save the marriage more than the need to seek retribution

Tough brake he still works with him, distance is definitely needed

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"DNA test pal. "

Jeremy Kyle would love this story for a ratings boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep it's a myth that you can't get pregnant by anal sex same as its a myth you can't get pregnant once your already pregnant you can with fraternal twins. My eldest twin was conceived a week apart from her sister "

Can I ask how you know this? Curious, from a physiological point of view x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Can I ask how you know this? Curious, from a physiological point of view x "

Which part the pregnant via anal part (as I did explain that earlier in the thread)?

Or the way I conceived my twins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc

Black foot babies!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard of men and women who can only have sex under many different circumstances. Nothing really surprises me on that score."
this is so very very true nice rope work x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc

Black foot babies!?"

Should have read backdoor babies I was a victim of that darn thing called predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be the best troll thread ever.

The responses here are epic.. I hope this is some British humor , that's going over my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this kindle is a massive prude.

haha, i have a phone like that,

Lol even my electronic devices try to reform me

fight the power in protection of porn!!

I frequently find myself asking to send clock pictures.......resulting in many photos of carriage clocks masquerading as Big Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just......wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has to be the best troll thread ever.

The responses here are epic.. I hope this is some British humor , that's going over my head."

Me too , and I am British !

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I am amazed Mrs nice knows so much about this backdoor stuff. She looks like butter wouldn't melt.

Last tango?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a bad spell with the wife a few years ago. She admitted that she had been seeing a guy we both know from my work. After a heart to heart we decided to stay together. Four weeks later in tears she's pregnant. Another row and on the verge of leaving she says it could never be the other guy's because he could only have sex anally!!

Now the child is mine I've no doubt of it but has anyone ever heard of a bloke no being able to have sex unless it's ass sex ???

P.s. Still work with the guy who delights on picking up new girls in the office.

Maybe he is still using this line to bang them in the ass !!"
i think id of thumped him by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Four weeks later in tears she's pregnant. Another row and on the verge of leaving she says it could never be the other guy's because he could only have sex anally!!

Sorry OP, but can I just check?

Setting aside the fact that I too recall a similar story in the Brizzle Rag Mag 30 years ago, I think you both might need to revisit this discussion...

(I have no clue about prenatal dna tests, but if paternity was important to you before, might it not also be so after it is too late?)

Mr ddc"

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

"This has to be the best troll thread ever.

The responses here are epic.. I hope this is some British humor , that's going over my head."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has to be the best troll thread ever.

The responses here are epic.. I hope this is some British humor , that's going over my head.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Let me get this right.

You're on the site as a single man.

Your wife has had an affair with one of your work colleagues.

She's pregnant, but not from the affair, because he could only do anal.

Somethings beggar believing sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a free night in a hotel , Jeremy Kyle will foot the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry going to be miserably serious on you,

if you have doubt then seek a test,

if you dont have doubt then put it out of your mind and dont let it bother you,

it is the little one that will suffer in the long run if you let this grate on you,

for your relationship and unlimately little one, you need to find peace with it"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc

We were advised to use condoms for anal between the two of us because of the slight risk of pregnancy.

Seven can leak out and make its way forward just by force of gravity. Its also true that you should never allow a man to ejaculate over your pussy for the same reason.

Only seven? What about the other 100 million?"

ROTFLOL... these posts got me pissing myself, aye...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DNA test pal.

Jeremy Kyle would love this story for a ratings boost "

Just thought that myself. Bring on Graham...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me get this right.

You're on the site as a single man.

Your wife has had an affair with one of your work colleagues.

She's pregnant, but not from the affair, because he could only do anal.

Somethings beggar believing sometimes. "

And then the handsome prince whisked them away to his massive castle and they all lived Happily Ever After.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can also get pregnant if a guy wanks over a toilet and leaves some cum on the toilet seat and a woman uses it after. They are called 'George Michaels babies'

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

This would be a good story for Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first thought would be have an STD test and my second would be a DNA test.

She lied about the affair for so long, she could be lying about just having anal sex and not using condoms too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback anal is even more dangerous than pussey bb. Cos if shit comes in contact with the dick you can get all sorts plus her.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"This would be a good story for Jeremy Kyle

'Eee cant be the dad, he only done me up the shitter Jezza!'

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I am amazed Mrs nice knows so much about this backdoor stuff. She looks like butter wouldn't melt.

Last tango?

I only know all this stuff from reading about it as I told you I am known as Mother Teresa in certain circles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol gotta admire his style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me get this right.

You're on the site as a single man.

Your wife has had an affair with one of your work colleagues.

She's pregnant, but not from the affair, because he could only do anal.

Somethings beggar believing sometimes. "

When you summarise it like that, one wonders what could possibly go wrong.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can i do my best "you are NOT the father!" in my maury voice.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, how can you get pregnant from anal?

Read the above, Backdoor babies etc - but just doesn't make sense.

As for the OP, you should do a DNA.

peace of mind etc

talk about a shit start in life

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By *l4shareMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"You can also get pregnant if a guy wanks over a toilet and leaves some cum on the toilet seat and a woman uses it after. They are called 'George Michaels babies'"

If you get too close to a wank sock as well...

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

"Bet his stuff can swim up walls, across driveways + past the 2 Alsatians on the door step.

In through the front door, then scatters - meerkating through the entire property.

Till some Dalek hunts + destroys "

An actual lol and can't tell my colleagues what I'm laughing at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can also get pregnant if a guy wanks over a toilet and leaves some cum on the toilet seat and a woman uses it after. They are called 'George Michaels babies'

If you get too close to a wank sock as well..."

Good point, those are known as "hand puppet babies" by nurses who see this kind of thing every day

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A bi guy who's had anal and then in physical proximity to a woman could also have a back door baby. If it's moist and warm, sperm could live a while, ready to find its target - the top guy's cum wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dose this mean gay / bi blokes can get pregs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are people honestly disputing that you don't need vaginal intercourse to get pregnant? Don't you people watch Scrubs?

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By *arkaCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Top thread! I've had a great time reading it.

A vanilla lady friend of mine dated a guy for ages who after a little while of dating only ever did anal with her. That's what made her dump him. We always thought he was closet gay as she is very slim and at the time had shortish hair! Although she is all woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are people honestly disputing that you don't need vaginal intercourse to get pregnant? Don't you people watch Scrubs?"

It is the font of all my medical knowledge.....well, Scrubs and MASH.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Are people honestly disputing that you don't need vaginal intercourse to get pregnant? Don't you people watch Scrubs?

It is the font of all my medical knowledge.....well, and MASH.

Don't say Klinger's got pregnant too!

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moral to the story is, when you cum in her arse, get her off all fours pronto

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently "

Well that's the risk you take if you have anal in the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently "

Are you being serious ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This wind my award for funniest post ever, special mention to the fabber with the sperm that travels up walls and past Alsatian's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently

Are you being serious ? "

That's the part of this thread that strikes you as strange?

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently "

I laughed so much at this that my coffee just squirted out of my snout!

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently

I laughed so much at this that my coffee just squirted out of my snout!

I did only say apparently

The water can look a little cloudy at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently

I laughed so much at this that my coffee just squirted out of my snout!

I did only say apparently

The water can look a little cloudy at times!"

Maybe the women got pregnant from anal affairs with men at work and thought it would be more believable and less embarrassing to blame it on the jacuzzi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's been a couple of reports of women getting pregnant after going in the jacuzzi at Chams apparently

Are you being serious ?

That's the part of this thread that strikes you as strange?"

To be fair , I think this who,e thread is more than strange . And not necessarily in a good way . It's sure not indicative of why we are on fab , Infact its got to be one of the biggest wind up crocks of shit I've ever witnessed on these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serm lives a long time as well . My ex wife gave birth to my child 3 years after we last had sex. She said I was definitely the father ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speaking from the side of a woman who can't get pregnant I am constantly amazed by 'accidents'

I don't know why.! My friend was told from young age she would never conceive. She was on contraception for medical reason and fell pregnant.

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

"Speaking from the side of a woman who can't get pregnant I am constantly amazed by 'accidents'

I don't know why.! My friend was told from young age she would never conceive. She was on contraception for medical reason and fell pregnant. "

Maybe coz 20+ years on nothing in still baby less?!?!? Could you be any more patronising???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a friend who got pregnant from a toilet seat, which once was sat on by a man who once knew someone who had anal sex. That person didn't get pregnant from it, but their mother was once pregnant with them and so that is conclusive proof.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Sperm lives a long time as well . My ex wife gave birth to my child 3 years after we last had sex. She said I was definitely the father ??"

That's why you should always insist they swallow, just in case they spit it out into the ice-cube tray for later use.

Mini-milk anyone?

(I think the technical term is eskimo babies)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serm lives a long time as well . My ex wife gave birth to my child 3 years after we last had sex. She said I was definitely the father ??"

What utter bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its any consolation Op, maybe the guy at work has a very small cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serm lives a long time as well . My ex wife gave birth to my child 3 years after we last had sex. She said I was definitely the father ??

What utter bollocks!

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serm lives a long time as well . My ex wife gave birth to my child 3 years after we last had sex. She said I was definitely the father ??"

What utter bollocks!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Serm lives a long time as well . My ex wife gave birth to my child 3 years after we last had sex. She said I was definitely the father ??

What utter bollocks!

Psst

(I think we moved on from facts a loooooong time ago, but don't tell anyone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serm lives a long time as well . My ex wife gave birth to my child 3 years after we last had sex. She said I was definitely the father ??

What utter bollocks!

Psst

(I think we moved on from facts a loooooong time ago, but don't tell anyone)

What about the wank sock?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

(I think we moved on from facts a loooooong time ago, but don't tell anyone)

What about the wank sock?"

Oh no, that one's true. That Shari Lewis forever rued the day she stroked that sheep with hers....

(So Mrs ddc tells me. Obviously I'm far to young to have ever heard of 'Lamb Chop' myself)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its any consolation Op, maybe the guy at work has a very small cock?"

You trying to make him feel worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its any consolation Op, maybe the guy at work has a very small cock?

You trying to make him feel worse lol"

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its any consolation Op, maybe the guy at work has a very small cock?

You trying to make him feel worse lol

Oops

Yeah the OP was getting lots of valuable advice until you started trying to make him feel bad .... ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its any consolation Op, maybe the guy at work has a very small cock?

You trying to make him feel worse lol

Oops

Yeah the OP was getting lots of valuable advice until you started trying to make him feel bad .... ahem "

I see that now and must apologise, was just trying to suggest that maybe he was fucking her in the ass to get some sensation on his very small cock. And I am not suggesting that his wife has a very large vagina by the way.

So ok, maybe he has a HUGE cock and ejaculated so far inside her ass that the semen simply had no chance of escape? Hope that makes him feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And on that note, the OP has left the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And on that note, the OP has left the building"

He's not unlos

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"And on that note, the OP has left the building

He's not unlos "

Think she just meant he as ceased from commenting

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By *err-AvonMan
over a year ago

Valley views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious! Completely loved this thread !!

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