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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

How can I seduce my neighbour she's 43 "?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I seduce my neighbour she's 43 "?"

If she goes out with kids young enough to be her kid

I reckon if she saw you playing in garden as a kid she would feel a bit like a pedophile

I reckon you stand no chance

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

No we in a block of flats she moved in a few weeks ago there's a lit of tension between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No we in a block of flats she moved in a few weeks ago there's a lit of tension between us "

She's prob wishing you kept the noise down hence the tension.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No we in a block of flats she moved in a few weeks ago there's a lit of tension between us "

She is probably being polite that your creeping her out i know I feel like that when I get chatted up by people my kids age

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

43" what? . Waist? Boobs? Im confused

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

No like she always touching my arm an complimenting me and asking if she looks hot you have the wrong end of the stick

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"How can I seduce my neighbour she's 43 "?"

If you need to ask...

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Age

And she has no kids

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Never been with a older women looking for advice that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I guess your neighbour is about as far as you can go - as you can neither accommodate or travel.

if i were you i would try looking a little further afield

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all of us older ladies were teenage mums...

Idk, just tell her course she looks hot when she asks you. Flirt with her coz it sounds like she's doing it to you. She might just be a big flirt though, i know some women like that and they've no intention of fucking the people they flirt with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No like she always touching my arm an complimenting me and asking if she looks hot you have the wrong end of the stick"

Prick tease comes to mind some women do flirt or get of on teasing

Best bet is just be friendly have a flirt

Things are going to end badly they usually do when u fuck neighbours relatives friends and work mates

But your still young and yet to learn that

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

She recently split with husband always dresses sexy and knocks on my door asking how she looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She recently split with husband always dresses sexy and knocks on my door asking how she looks "

I would keep well away from her then

The bit that worries me is you have to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to buy a fucking mirror, cheap skate!

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Thanks for ur help not sure what do with this lady ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't know what to then practice stuff until you learn what works...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for ur help not sure what do with this lady ??"

It's a swingers site not relationship guidance. Flop the wang out, if she bites you're in, if not you have your answer.

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Thanks for ur help didn't realise my profile said that. Lol cheap skate made ne laugh. She always has sexy glasses on and outs them down on her nose and reveals her suspenders "accidentally" next time she comes i will try probably will be soon for a lift to the shop !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for ur help not sure what do with this lady ??"

I am going to be harsh here please take it as advice from one guy to another

You are a idiot fucking your neighbour or entertaining her in any way or form it's going to cause shit loads of hassle

You have no idea of her background or the background of her ex

never shit when you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for ur help not sure what do with this lady ??

I am going to be harsh here please take it as advice from one guy to another

You are a idiot fucking your neighbour or entertaining her in any way or form it's going to cause shit loads of hassle

You have no idea of her background or the background of her ex

never shit when you eat "

Is that quite right, never shit WHEN you eat? Can't imagine doing that!

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Thanks for ur help I'm new to this will take ur advice and stay away thank u again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What more are you waiting for exactly ?? Next time she knocks on your door asking if she looks nice tell her you see how beautiful she is everyday.. Now you want see what she taste like.. Then make your move stud muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What more are you waiting for exactly ?? Next time she knocks on your door asking if she looks nice tell her you see how beautiful she is everyday.. Now you want see what she taste like.. Then make your move stud muffin "

This, naked!

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

?? what to do ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can tell the school hols have started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This, naked!"

of course everything is better naked

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Always been a fantasy so fuck it I'm goin up their with a bottle of wine !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?? what to do ???"

Try figure out if she's winding you up or not first.

Next time she flirts with you tell her you wanna fuck her. But don't be shy about it, be confident then she knows you really mean it.

If she was winding you up she'll stop flirting with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh boys and there fantasys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always been a fantasy so fuck it I'm goin up their with a bottle of wine !! "

Yes, you go get her. Take two though just to be sure, also, tie a now around it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always been a fantasy so fuck it I'm goin up their with a bottle of wine !! "

let us know how you get on buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Will do going up now be back to tell u how went on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do going up now be back to tell u how went on !

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I reckon it will be fuck off

Bang on my door at this time of night and I would say the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you take pictures"

If he takes three bottles of wine I reckon he can prob video it too!

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Only if she says its ok !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do going up now be back to tell u how went on !

I reckon it will be fuck off

Bang on my door at this time of night and I would say the same "

Ahh but he has wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if she says its ok !!"

Thought you'd gone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you take pictures"

Haha coming from the ones that said stay away! Love it...

Deffo get piccys !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if she says its ok !!

Thought you'd gone?!"

Have a wank before you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if she says its ok !!

Thought you'd gone?!

Have a wank before you go "

Good call, wash your hands afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you take pictures

Haha coming from the ones that said stay away! Love it...

Deffo get piccys !!"

He has to be winding us up you can't get to 23 and not know the outcome of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if she says its ok !!

Thought you'd gone?!

Have a wank before you go

Good call, wash your hands afterwards."

and your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if she says its ok !!

Thought you'd gone?!

Have a wank before you go

Good call, wash your hands afterwards.

and your cock"

That's what curtains are for

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Well went up their told her and she started kissing me and told me go wait in my bed that was a couple minutes ago she said she's going to out on her secretary attire as she seen that I like it !!!! Can't wait she said give me ten !!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Looks like you're in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop thinking about us lot on fab now.

See you later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fotget! Pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your wallet is hidden she sounds dodgy

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

What a night!!!!!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"She recently split with husband always dresses sexy and knocks on my door asking how she looks "

Think this is one for the fantasies thread

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"oh boys and there fantasys"

Finally

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What a night!!!!!"

Lololol good wank to that story?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Just had phone call from my friend, she says her young neighbour called around late last night with 3 bottles of wine, box of choc, and hard on.

She sent him off to wait for her.

she says she enjoyed the wine thanks, but fell asleep before she could get her secretary gear on and go to his flat.

She just invited me round to share the chocs tonight.

Hope you like my fantasy.... i think its better than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Details? Been waiting all night to hear/read!!!

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I seduce my neighbour she's 43 "?"

Chat to her, compliment her, tell her you think she's attractive and if she seems receptive ask her if she'd like a drink with you at some point. Not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should not this be in fantasy section

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

"Should not this be in fantasy section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said it before, it's the school holidays so these stories will be more common. Just been on another forum (cars) and there are numerous silly threads popping up, all sound as far fetched as this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had me going..

What a disappointment i was happy for the lad.

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

People should really not just think this is false I wanted advice got it and then fucked her all night was great thanks everyone

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Just wanted advice

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

Great one

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over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Never been with a older women looking for advice that's all "

She's a person, just like the rest of us.

Just treat her as such and with respect, and you may find that things develop.

But, playing with a neighbour has its risks - it's not something I'd do lightly, if at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are swingers it works very well keep it real and in perspectve.

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Nice wish I'd seen it hhappen I could have reported back for you as an independent witness!

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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago

ashford

She just cone down and asked for a repeat performance wish I wasn't djing tonight

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