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"But do you have a big cock? " Unfortunately can't compare it to any remote control as everything in my household is voice activated, but it's actually 9.5 inches flaccid. | |||
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"Just wanted to get some feedback on my profile, as been accused in arrogance. Does it comes across as such or you can read between the lines" Prefer the lady who seems to feature more in your photos than you do. She's hot. | |||
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"But do you have a big cock? Unfortunately can't compare it to any remote control as everything in my household is voice activated, but it's actually 9.5 inches flaccid. No lynx cans lying around? " Lynx? Sorry but I am only using Vetiver by Guerlain and John Varvatos and they only come in tiny bottles. | |||
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"But do you have a big cock? Unfortunately can't compare it to any remote control as everything in my household is voice activated, but it's actually 9.5 inches flaccid. No lynx cans lying around? Lynx? Sorry but I am only using Vetiver by Guerlain and John Varvatos and they only come in tiny bottles." Looks like that would do to me mate. Your cock is nowhere near 9.5 inches | |||
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"But do you have a big cock? Unfortunately can't compare it to any remote control as everything in my household is voice activated, but it's actually 9.5 inches flaccid. No lynx cans lying around? Lynx? Sorry but I am only using Vetiver by Guerlain and John Varvatos and they only come in tiny bottles." A man with taste, but can't beat Tom Ford or Aqua di Parma... Oud | |||
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"Just wanted to get some feedback on my profile, as been accused in arrogance. Does it comes across as such or you can read between the lines Prefer the lady who seems to feature more in your photos than you do. She's hot." I thought that too | |||
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"But do you have a big cock? Unfortunately can't compare it to any remote control as everything in my household is voice activated, but it's actually 9.5 inches flaccid. No lynx cans lying around? Lynx? Sorry but I am only using Vetiver by Guerlain and John Varvatos and they only come in tiny bottles." They will make your cock look ENORMOUS | |||
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"I think your profile is awesome.better than moat of the gobshite you read on here." I agree. Its fucking ace! | |||
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"lol the only problem is, if you meet some you have to live up to the expectations " I never fail to deliver, I'm Superman | |||
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"But do you have a big cock? Unfortunately can't compare it to any remote control as everything in my household is voice activated, but it's actually 9.5 inches flaccid. No lynx cans lying around? Lynx? Sorry but I am only using Vetiver by Guerlain and John Varvatos and they only come in tiny bottles. They will make your cock look ENORMOUS " Are you trying to say it looks small now | |||
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"lol the only problem is, if you meet some you have to live up to the expectations I never fail to deliver, I'm Superman " lol nice one clark | |||
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"lol the only problem is, if you meet some you have to live up to the expectations I never fail to deliver, I'm Superman " lol nice one clark | |||
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"Just wanted to get some feedback on my profile, as been accused in arrogance. Does it comes across as such or you can read between the lines" No it doesn't come across as arrogant. We know it was an attempt at humour but we were bored after the third sentence. | |||
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"Just wanted to get some feedback on my profile, as been accused in arrogance. Does it comes across as such or you can read between the lines Prefer the lady who seems to feature more in your photos than you do. She's hot." Both of the women who appear in the photos are hot. I must admit, I couldn't read the whole profile first time around, it sometimes takes a while for the sense of humour to kick in, but I've reread it a couple of times and I find it funny. I don't know if I like it, but I'm not your target audience | |||
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"Just wanted to get some feedback on my profile, as been accused in arrogance. Does it comes across as such or you can read between the lines" I wish I could post pics on this forum. I have the perfect meme for you! This profile is incredibly smart as a filter. The woman who "gets it" will be PERFECT for you. Those who don't, well they are clearly not desired. I really should put at least half as much effort into my profile... | |||
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"Thanks for the input guys! It really amazes me sometimes, how people have lost their sence of humour and can't read between the lines." Some have lost sense of spelling too.....or was that just part of the humour? | |||
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"Some have lost sense of spelling too.....or was that just part of the humour?" No it isn't actually. English is not my native language and I've never learn it in school or done any courses. Apologies for the spelling mistakes! It doesn't stops me from being filthy rich though | |||
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"Some have lost sense of spelling too.....or was that just part of the humour? No it isn't actually. English is not my native language and I've never learn it in school or done any courses. Apologies for the spelling mistakes! It doesn't stops me from being filthy rich though " Your spelling is better than a lot of native English people I meet (certainly better than American English) looks like those skills pay the bills with your mansion's haha | |||
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"Just wanted to get some feedback on my profile, as been accused in arrogance. Does it comes across as such or you can read between the lines" I did manage to read it and it is obviously intended to be tongue in cheek. However, my initial thought would be that the profile itself and being on here was seen as 'a bit of a laugh' and the the owner of it was not actually expecting to meet anyone. If you do want meets, I'd suggest you tone it down, take out the photos of others, and say something about who you really are. Best of luck | |||
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