FabSwingers.com forum: One question message never to send.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If i had a penny for every

Hows you?

What you into?

What you doing?

What you wearing?

You like a guy in uniform?

Remember me?

You're never 40!

Ur gawjiss?

You like cock?

Wanna fuck?

Wanna watch me jiz on cam?

Wanna play on cam?

message i received i wouldn't be writing this coz i'd need both hands to hold up my cash stuffed trousers.

For any newbies reading this, you're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of 1 - 10 how tight is your pussy?..... 1 like throwing a bag of potatoes up an ally and 10 like trying to fit bus through that gap in your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a scale of 1 - 10 how tight is your pussy?..... 1 like throwing a bag of potatoes up an ally and 10 like trying to fit bus through that gap in your teeth

Seriously? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a mirror, probably one question that should be said to some people that think they are probably on the top 10 most wanted list

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

"How are you" got old for me a long time ago too, heh.

Or yeah, "what are you into"... It's all there on my profile, hah. You'd think if you wanted to sleep with someone you'd check their profile first

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Tonight I got 'what's your mission?'

I replied never to meet anyone who sends a one line message

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The message that winds me up the most is;

Can I ask your a question?

I usually end up being sarcastic and replying "of course you can you just did! Instead of asking a question, to ask a question, just ask the question you wanted to in the first place!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Do you wanna chat?' Always gets a response -that being no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you help my Mrs explore her bi side winds me up immensely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you finding the site?"...grrr, by turning on the friggin laptop and typing the address in is how i like to answer that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""How are you finding the site?"...grrr, by turning on the friggin laptop and typing the address in is how i like to answer that one

That really did make me laugh out loud !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""How are you finding the site?"...grrr, by turning on the friggin laptop and typing the address in is how i like to answer that one

That really did make me laugh out loud !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my profile ok?" "Am I what you are looking for?" These wind me up for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you take it up the Gary?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

While I agree that unimaginative messages deserve what they get (ie nothing), we men do get very little material to work with from some profiles, which are themselves so standardised.

This doesn't necessarily apply to the ladies above (I haven't checked)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages I've had from some lads are:-

Fuck?

U Free?

Suck?

And the very imaginative..

Cock?

Count yourself lucky you get more than one word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for? ... read profile.

Do you like younger men? ... read profile.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

How u doing??? My answer is ' how am I doing what???'!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget 'Good weekend?'

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Had one the other day....wanna drain ma balls now?...

Aahhh beautiful use of the English language!!!

Did he REALLY expect an answer??

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

'U having much luck on this site?'

Try reading my veris dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuckling to myself reading all them he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How u doing??? My answer is ' how am I doing what???'!!! "

I'll remember that reply when i get another of those "how ya doing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow these threads always amaze me and make me chuckle. Nice to see some questions I should have been asking years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say folks u have gave me a good laugh this morning on some of your comments lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many newbies do you think read this and are sending a message like the above right now? Lol! Thanks for the posts, seems we ladies all get the same nonsense day in, day out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a scale of 1 - 10 how tight is your pussy?..... 1 like throwing a bag of potatoes up an ally and 10 like trying to fit bus through that gap in your teeth

Sound a perfectly resonable emquiry

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"'U having much luck on this site?'

Try reading my veris dickhead

I always feel really bad with this one. "We're practically swimming in offers from amazingly sexy people. Literally, we are unable to find time to fuck all of them." seems to be a bit mean as a response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the

"U got pics?" Erm. Yes thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had ...

"Fuck tonight?"

" will you fuck me with a strap on?"

"Lick my ass ?"

" what you looking for ?"

" let me bend you over my bonnet now"

"Pics?"

"Give me your num?"

"Do you like oral?"

"Spit on m cock"

"Let me bite you til you bleed"

"Fuck me now"

"Horny?"

Those are just some first messages.. Safe to say very few get a response. I put a lot into my profile, atleast have decency to read it and message me with more than a one liner !

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help my Mrs explore her bi side winds me up immensely! "

This from the fake profile that's really a married guy whose Mrs hasn't got a clue he is on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I had was "wanna impregnate you" obviously unaware of my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WUU2" always confuses me and of course the ever present "how r u". No, not even a question mark added. Also, if I'm not able to answer someone fast enough, or indeed if I'm not going to answer, I get "am I too young for you". I don't respond to that either.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Now?

Wat your address?

Like bbc/asian? etc

How much?

And all the other useless questions they ask us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time does your hubby start work

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I've got on my profile I'm not meeting..

However I still get one liners but I answer each n every one as they've take time to look then mail me.

I don't get why people get so irked.. A lot of people don't reply so people must get peeved off spending time writing long mails to be rejected. :-/

A one liner is just an opening for you to check out a profile you may not previously have looked at..

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I hate,what u up 2? Or where abouts are u ? Especially in 1st messages ,instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my experience is slightly different since I prefer a minimum of chat - guys contacting me are usually pretty direct and cut straight to the chase... but beyond the usual "what u into/looking for" enquiries (RTFP!) I've had some absolute doozies....

do I need any help? (HAHAHAHAHHA!!!)

do I provide drinks and somewhere to chill for an hour or so afterwards?

do I know anyone who can get hold of - ketamine / / crystal meth / rohypnol? (these were all from different people I should add..)

can I contact (random profile name) and get him round at 10 to 6 on Thursday?

can I procure young Indian/Asian boys? Must be slim, smooth and about 14 or 15 years old? (his term for them was unbelievably offensive...)

Do I have a spare room to lend for an hour or so? (from the same guy looking for Asian boys...)

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose you fancy watching me fucking my arse for the first time never done but really want someone to watch me do it

I just got this !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. I don't think women would send any of them msgs lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose you fancy watching me fucking my arse for the first time never done but really want someone to watch me do it

I just got this ! "

For the record I didn't take the guy up on his offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!!!! So true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose you fancy watching me fucking my arse for the first time never done but really want someone to watch me do it

I just got this !

For the record I didn't take the guy up on his offer

How could you resist??! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink or stink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""How are you finding the site?"...grrr, by turning on the friggin laptop and typing the address in is how i like to answer that one

Ha ha ".......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a scale of 1 - 10 how tight is your pussy?..... 1 like throwing a bag of potatoes up an ally and 10 like trying to fit bus through that gap in your teeth

Oh so very classy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my experience is slightly different since I prefer a minimum of chat - guys contacting me are usually pretty direct and cut straight to the chase... but beyond the usual "what u into/looking for" enquiries (RTFP!) I've had some absolute doozies....

do I need any help? (HAHAHAHAHHA!!!)

do I provide drinks and somewhere to chill for an hour or so afterwards?

do I know anyone who can get hold of - ketamine / / crystal meth / rohypnol? (these were all from different people I should add..)

can I contact (random profile name) and get him round at 10 to 6 on Thursday?

can I procure young Indian/Asian boys? Must be slim, smooth and about 14 or 15 years old? (his term for them was unbelievably offensive...)

Do I have a spare room to lend for an hour or so? (from the same guy looking for Asian boys...) "

I hope you reported him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose you fancy watching me fucking my arse for the first time never done but really want someone to watch me do it

I just got this !

For the record I didn't take the guy up on his offer

How could you resist??! Pmsl"

I know, I could kick myself now for turning him down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one "does your mrs want to suck my cock or fancy a quick fuck when I finish work".......WTF

I replied "a quick fuck, that's your sales pitch?, I'm not offering a service, your on the wrong site for that!"..... Seriously some want it handed in a plate clearly lacking people skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also one guy asked if Scott would fuck his Mrs as he has no or little sex drive, but would play with me (Louise) if it helped!!!!

Tempted? NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, why are you cheating?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do I need any help? (HAHAHAHAHHA!!!)

do I provide drinks and somewhere to chill for an hour or so afterwards?

do I know anyone who can get hold of - ketamine / / crystal meth / rohypnol? (these were all from different people I should add..)

can I contact (random profile name) and get him round at 10 to 6 on Thursday?

can I procure young Indian/Asian boys? Must be slim, smooth and about 14 or 15 years old? (his term for them was unbelievably offensive...)

Do I have a spare room to lend for an hour or so? (from the same guy looking for Asian boys...)

I hope you reported him

didn't get chance - he went UNLOS as soon as I told him where to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?"

That your profiles long and men can't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got on my profile I'm not meeting..

However I still get one liners but I answer each n every one as they've take time to look then mail me.

I don't get why people get so irked.. A lot of people don't reply so people must get peeved off spending time writing long mails to be rejected. :-/

A one liner is just an opening for you to check out a profile you may not previously have looked at.. "

If you delete everything (men) off your 'Looking for' list it takes you off the searches and reduces mail loads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A question for everyone that's moaning on this thread...

How about instead of whining about it, you set your filters and send the first mails instead?

(I already know the answer.... ego trips...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A question for everyone that's moaning on this thread...

How about instead of whining about it, you set your filters and send the first mails instead?

(I already know the answer.... ego trips...) "

Apart from a one off today...I always send the first message! None of them are mentioned above

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

""How are you" got old for me a long time ago too, heh.

Or yeah, "what are you into"... It's all there on my profile, hah. You'd think if you wanted to sleep with someone you'd check their profile first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i had a penny for every

Hows you?

What you into?

What you doing?

What you wearing?

You like a guy in uniform?

Remember me?

You're never 40!

Ur gawjiss?

You like cock?

Wanna fuck?

Wanna watch me jiz on cam?

Wanna play on cam?

message i received i wouldn't be writing this coz i'd need both hands to hold up my cash stuffed trousers.

For any newbies reading this, you're welcome."

so ehh mmmmm .... suppose a blow job is out the question then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A question for everyone that's moaning on this thread...

How about instead of whining about it, you set your filters and send the first mails instead?

(I already know the answer.... ego trips...) "

Oooooh! Who stole your scone today?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?

That your profiles long and men can't read

You did; therefore, it proves thay have the capacity to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A question for everyone that's moaning on this thread...

How about instead of whining about it, you set your filters and send the first mails instead?

(I already know the answer.... ego trips...)

Oooooh! Who stole your scone today?

In a good mood. I'll bring the jam and cream if you bring the scone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?

That your profiles long and men can't read

You did; therefore, it proves thay have the capacity to learn

I skimmed it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you into/looking for"

Drives us mad.

Spent a fair bit of time trying to make sure the answer to that question comes across in our profile, so when we get that question we politely tell them to read it.

In all honesty, when we have don, we don't usually get a reply! Lol

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

I have posted this before but it still floors me .Sent 8-9 line message to a lady lol

Reply"Oh god I can,t talk to you you far to polite" Speachless lol

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?

That your profiles long and men can't read

You did; therefore, it proves thay have the capacity to learn

I skimmed it...

cheater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?

That your profiles long and men can't read

You did; therefore, it proves thay have the capacity to learn

I skimmed it...

cheater

I'll have you know...I'm definitely single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you cut my dick off?

... Ouch ...why would I do that

Just weird ...blocked

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?

That your profiles long and men can't read

You did; therefore, it proves thay have the capacity to learn

I skimmed it...

cheater

I'll have you know...I'm definitely single

I didn't mean that you were cheating like in being unfaithful, or whatever it is called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

today i woke up to "love sot (yes sot)your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth was not built to find the ultimate question that has the answer of 42 but to find the perfect fabs introductory message. judging by the above I don't think it will be found in the brain pattern of men. Maybe you ladies would care to have a stab at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From guys: "Will you use your strap-on in me?"

No you moron; you've just read my profile and found that photograph; what does that tell you?

That your profiles long and men can't read

You did; therefore, it proves thay have the capacity to learn

I skimmed it...

cheater

I'll have you know...I'm definitely single

I didn't mean that you were cheating like in being unfaithful, or whatever it is called

I know...

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Had one last week ----- Meet now ---- and that was from a woman

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Had one last week ----- Meet now ---- and that was from a woman

A woman you say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My " will you wank me off with a cheese grater" is a wonderful ice breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You having much fun ere?"..........gripes the absolute shit nips out of me.....huh, hello!

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