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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi everyone.

I got on this a couple of days ago, put up some pics as you can see

So I browse and start to message milfs and general pictures of women I find sexy.... Alot of my messages were deleted without a second thought even though I was writing appropriate messages.

Then along comes this one woman who is nice enough to reply and she says "no profile no meet" so I said look, I have a profile and you can see my pictures!! So she was like no a written profile.. What can I say in my profile that will make these women cream their knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also how on Earth do you go about finding these illusive sex/swinger parties. Advice would be greatly appreciated thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the hunt... And you wonder why messages get deleted and when you get a reply they say you have no profile they are correct... Your forum post is longer ( and we'llwritten ) than your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the effort into your profile like you have to this post

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley


"I'm on the hunt... And you wonder why messages get deleted and when you get a reply they say you have no profile they are correct... Your forum post is longer ( and we'llwritten ) than your profile

"

This ^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone.

I got on this a couple of days ago, put up some pics as you can see

So I browse and start to message milfs and general pictures of women I find sexy.... Alot of my messages were deleted without a second thought even though I was writing appropriate messages.

Then along comes this one woman who is nice enough to reply and she says "no profile no meet" so I said look, I have a profile and you can see my pictures!! So she was like no a written profile.. What can I say in my profile that will make these women cream their knickers? "

Just copy and paste " Hi , fancy a fuck "

Then email it to everyone online in a 50 mile radius. Don't forget to add a few cock pics. I heard the ladies love cock pics over the toilet.

Extra bonus points if you have a dirty bathroom. It shows you're edgy.

Follow these steps and you will have to beat the women away with a stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks all for your help, I will just follow Rollwithme's advice it makes more sense haha! No, ok fine looks like I will have to say something to reel them in... Something to make the pussy smile

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

On the hunt. Reeling in the pussy. WTF are you for real. Women are not meat. Try adjusting your use of the English language and no disrespect but a smile in those pics might help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I didn't say reel in the pussy anything..!! I said make the pussy smile When a woman makes me happy, my cock smiles! You should see it, its amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....and yea, I'm totally for real babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will go far...not... you have been giving some advice use it your profile is still very very poor,spice it up more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say you've got a good variety of pics, and this will help people know if they fancy you or not. So this is a plus for you.

Yes your profile is very short but it does say what you're looking for, which isn't much but that's not necessarily a bad thing. I'd say expand on what sort of meets you're after, what you have to offer (you're status is tempting for example).

Women tend to get so many messages on here it can just be you messaged at the wrong time too, like they're already busy and chatting or busy arranging a meet with someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good post, nice one mate, can't stop smiling

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Don't try to reel them in is the best advice I can give. Just be honest about yourself - and don't write a long prescriptive list of likes and dislikes. For example you might like big women and find a lovely elf-like girl that you gel with, but if you say you like only big women you have blown that opportunity.

Also if you want to meet people join a club, dress smartly and engage in conversation without expecting too much or being pushy. It works with me!

Good luck

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

You said you have been on here a couple of days but you have a pic on from 2012??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your profile really is too short, add to it and see how you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone.

I got on this a couple of days ago, put up some pics as you can see

So I browse and start to message milfs and general pictures of women I find sexy.... Alot of my messages were deleted without a second thought even though I was writing appropriate messages.

Then along comes this one woman who is nice enough to reply and she says "no profile no meet" so I said look, I have a profile and you can see my pictures!! So she was like no a written profile.. What can I say in my profile that will make these women cream their knickers? "

I am afraid it would be a delete from us. Your profile text says nothing about you. You show more humour and personality in this post than in your profile. I would also delete the superfluous dark photos. They add nothing. Your face and body are perfectly visible in the other photos so those ones serve no purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You said you have been on here a couple of days but you have a pic on from 2012??"

And the profile says a member for over a year

Maybe he's not used it since then but, hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got on this a couple of days ago, put up some pics as you can see"

Funny... your profile says you've been on here over a year

Just imagine that you're the least attractive option of all the blokes on here. What would you write to try and make yourself sound more attractive? At this point the fact that you've expended so little effort over such a long period makes it looks like you either think you're wonderful (arrogance is a turn off), you can't be bothered (laziness is a turn off), you don't know the first thing about women (misogyny is a turn off), or you don't know WTF you're doing (ignorance is a turn off). Good luck

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"You said you have been on here a couple of days but you have a pic on from 2012??

And the profile says a member for over a year

Maybe he's not used it since then but, hey ho"

Surely people don't tell us lies on the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You said you have been on here a couple of days but you have a pic on from 2012??

And the profile says a member for over a year

Maybe he's not used it since then but, hey ho

Surely people don't tell us lies on the forums? "

I was just saying that to Angelina Jolie over lunch on my yacht. Perish the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it only me that think OP is taking the proverbial? Surely this is a wind-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it only me that think OP is taking the proverbial? Surely this is a wind-up "

Either that...or the attitude of a very soon to be UNLOS. no one with that attitude for real stands a chance in hell on here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it only me that think OP is taking the proverbial? Surely this is a wind-up

Either that...or the attitude of a very soon to be UNLOS. no one with that attitude for real stands a chance in hell on here...."

Well he's managed 3 years so far !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your forum post is longer than your profile.

You can start by browsing the forums on the subjects 'forum advice' and 'why can't I get meets'

There are many, many threads on these subjects, all helpfully kept in the Introductions section of the forum.

See what advice has been offered to others and see if you can apply any of it to your own profile.

There are some things you simply have to work out for yourself. If we all write your profile for you then it is no longer YOUR profile.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Is it only me that think OP is taking the proverbial? Surely this is a wind-up

Either that...or the attitude of a very soon to be UNLOS. no one with that attitude for real stands a chance in hell on here....

Well he's managed 3 years so far !"

And still not verified! I wonder why....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi everyone.

I got on this a couple of days ago, put up some pics as you can see

So I browse and start to message milfs and general pictures of women I find sexy.... Alot of my messages were deleted without a second thought even though I was writing appropriate messages.

Then along comes this one woman who is nice enough to reply and she says "no profile no meet" so I said look, I have a profile and you can see my pictures!! So she was like no a written profile.. What can I say in my profile that will make these women cream their knickers?

Just copy and paste " Hi , fancy a fuck "

Then email it to everyone online in a 50 mile radius. Don't forget to add a few cock pics. I heard the ladies love cock pics over the toilet.

Extra bonus points if you have a dirty bathroom. It shows you're edgy.

Follow these steps and you will have to beat the women away with a stick "

that is so mean..but so funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone.

I got on this a couple of days ago, put up some pics as you can see

So I browse and start to message milfs and general pictures of women I find sexy.... Alot of my messages were deleted without a second thought even though I was writing appropriate messages.

Then along comes this one woman who is nice enough to reply and she says "no profile no meet" so I said look, I have a profile and you can see my pictures!! So she was like no a written profile.. What can I say in my profile that will make these women cream their knickers?

Just copy and paste " Hi , fancy a fuck "

Then email it to everyone online in a 50 mile radius. Don't forget to add a few cock pics. I heard the ladies love cock pics over the toilet.

Extra bonus points if you have a dirty bathroom. It shows you're edgy.

Follow these steps and you will have to beat the women away with a stick

that is so mean..but so funny... "

I'm not a mean person. But after reading why can't I get a meet ? What's wrong with my profile? What should I change in my profile? Post daily and realizing that people never take the advice given to them . I decided to always reply with something tongue and cheek.

I'm hoping this becomes a trend

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi everyone.

I got on this a couple of days ago, put up some pics as you can see

So I browse and start to message milfs and general pictures of women I find sexy.... Alot of my messages were deleted without a second thought even though I was writing appropriate messages.

Then along comes this one woman who is nice enough to reply and she says "no profile no meet" so I said look, I have a profile and you can see my pictures!! So she was like no a written profile.. What can I say in my profile that will make these women cream their knickers?

Just copy and paste " Hi , fancy a fuck "

Then email it to everyone online in a 50 mile radius. Don't forget to add a few cock pics. I heard the ladies love cock pics over the toilet.

Extra bonus points if you have a dirty bathroom. It shows you're edgy.

Follow these steps and you will have to beat the women away with a stick

that is so mean..but so funny...

I'm not a mean person. But after reading why can't I get a meet ? What's wrong with my profile? What should I change in my profile? Post daily and realizing that people never take the advice given to them . I decided to always reply with something tongue and cheek.

I'm hoping this becomes a trend"

i thought it was well thought out..it was the dirty bathroom, makes you edgy i couldnt help but snort with laughter and the twinkle in my eyes lit up..you very naughty person..but i loved it ..thank you. we should have post of the day awards..id nominate you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, thanks for all the brilliant posts! I am still only half way reading through all of them. All the advice and constructive criticism I will take on board as suites my needs. I have been on this a couple of years but only really started using this site properly a few days ago! Im really on this site because I want to go to clubs, meets and parties and please sexual matches. Also to make some good connections in this whole scene. Im very impressed so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like ur style and humour Suzy444.

Nice feet too by the way! Id massage and lick em for you if you wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like ur style and humour Suzy444.

Nice feet too by the way! Id massage and lick em for you if you wanted "

It wouldnt take long for you to make your short profile a bit longer, using some of the advice you have been given, specially 3 days ago. Also, you dont appear to practice safe sex which people would expect. Just my opinion though

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