FabSwingers.com forum: Wedding night fear,and regret

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

There are consequences to buying a big ten inch, tear inducing, prolapse causing dildo...it's being threatened for use on my sweet, and firm arse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There are consequences to buying a big ten inch, tear inducing, prolapse causing dildo...it's being threatened for use on my sweet, and firm arse

Kneel, Neil.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are consequences to buying a big ten inch, tear inducing, prolapse causing dildo...it's being threatened for use on my sweet, and firm arse

Kneel, Neil. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are consequences to buying a big ten inch, tear inducing, prolapse causing dildo...it's being threatened for use on my sweet, and firm arse

You'll have to make sure that you're well lubed up and plugged throughout the day then...

Stop moaning - save that for when it happens.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Don't forget - the 'in sickness and in health' part of the vows includes injuries caused on the wedding night!

Add a few vats of lube to the gift list.

And a rubber ring to sit on the morning after!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord have mercy on your soul

And I'm not even religious

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lord have mercy on your soul

And I'm not even religious

Don't you mean Lord have mercy on his ass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lord have mercy on your soul

And I'm not even religious

Don't you mean Lord have mercy on his ass "

Yes - arse soul!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hestercpl4funCouple
over a year ago

chester

She owns your arse now boy !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aggard60Man
over a year ago

West Coker

Bend over and take it like a man

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure she'll be gentle...at first.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure she'll be gentle...at first."

or so he hopes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and RIP BUM. On the plus side you won't be constipated for a good while

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The third "Ring" of marriage - the SuffeRing!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread