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For sale: 1/3rd size scale model of sky remote?

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Feeling left out because you have no pictures of your knob next to a sky remote but have confidence issues with your penis size?

I'm planning on starting production of replica sky remotes that are 1/3rd a size of the original to make your knob look huge!

So fab dragons, I'm looking for £1.2m for a 10% stake in my company....

Judging by the pictures on profiles I judge the market to be huge.

I may also offer a range of wine bottles with no actual neck so the ladies don't actually have to insert it.

Who's in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also an invisible, under boob 'grasper' so women dont have to try and hold their boobs up and together with their arms. And as an ample busted woman I do understand the issue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is brilliant

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

Brilliant idea. Try crowdfunding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling left out because you have no pictures of your knob next to a sky remote but have confidence issues with your penis size?

I'm planning on starting production of replica sky remotes that are 1/3rd a size of the original to make your knob look huge!

So fab dragons, I'm looking for £1.2m for a 10% stake in my company....

Judging by the pictures on profiles I judge the market to be huge.

I may also offer a range of wine bottles with no actual neck so the ladies don't actually have to insert it.

Who's in?"

By far the best post of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling left out because you have no pictures of your knob next to a sky remote but have confidence issues with your penis size?

I'm planning on starting production of replica sky remotes that are 1/3rd a size of the original to make your knob look huge! PMSL

So fab dragons, I'm looking for £1.2m for a 10% stake in my company....

Judging by the pictures on profiles I judge the market to be huge.

I may also offer a range of wine bottles with no actual neck so the ladies don't actually have to insert it.

Who's in?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling left out because you have no pictures of your knob next to a sky remote but have confidence issues with your penis size?

I'm planning on starting production of replica sky remotes that are 1/3rd a size of the original to make your knob look huge! PMSL

So fab dragons, I'm looking for £1.2m for a 10% stake in my company....

Judging by the pictures on profiles I judge the market to be huge.

I may also offer a range of wine bottles with no actual neck so the ladies don't actually have to insert it.

Who's in?"

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Also an invisible, under boob 'grasper' so women dont have to try and hold their boobs up and together with their arms. And as an ample busted woman I do understand the issue! "

I have a solution for that one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you make small cans of fosters too?

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Took me a second to twig on but very funny

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Could you make small cans of fosters too?"

Just use those cans they sell on air planes.

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm planning on launching my own dyson that sucks like a FAB girl

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Damn!! It appears one is already available as a kind FABber has pm'd me about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn!! It appears one is already available as a kind FABber has pm'd me about."

I've messaged him to leave a comment on this thread -

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Ha ha ha ha now who would think of something like that ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunning plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give you the 1.2 million but I want 50 % and to be able to use the lady of the couple when ever I want

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Cunning plan."

no cunning plan just a bit of a laugh lol

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Feeling left out because you have no pictures of your knob next to a sky remote but have confidence issues with your penis size?

I'm planning on starting production of replica sky remotes that are 1/3rd a size of the original to make your knob look huge!

So fab dragons, I'm looking for £1.2m for a 10% stake in my company....

Judging by the pictures on profiles I judge the market to be huge.

I may also offer a range of wine bottles with no actual neck so the ladies don't actually have to insert it.

Who's in?"

Too late I'm afraid. Small size deodorant cans are already available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also an invisible, under boob 'grasper' so women dont have to try and hold their boobs up and together with their arms. And as an ample busted woman I do understand the issue!

I have a solution for that one.... "

Do share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunning plan.

no cunning plan just a bit of a laugh lol "

Brutus - after the initial shock - had me laughing all morning

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I will give you the 1.2 million but I want 50 % and to be able to use the lady of the couple when ever I want"

She said if you swap the car for a 53 Plymouth fury and grow some chest hair you're on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why not do a 1:3 scale of the channel tunnel so females dont feel left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This all reminds me of the film 4 lions where he is making the video and says its not a small gun I have big hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling left out because you have no pictures of your knob next to a sky remote but have confidence issues with your penis size?

I'm planning on starting production of replica sky remotes that are 1/3rd a size of the original to make your knob look huge!

So fab dragons, I'm looking for £1.2m for a 10% stake in my company....

Judging by the pictures on profiles I judge the market to be huge.

I may also offer a range of wine bottles with no actual neck so the ladies don't actually have to insert it.

Who's in?"

Love it! Put me down for a tenner! Also willing to help road-test the e-stim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling left out because you have no pictures of your knob next to a sky remote but have confidence issues with your penis size?

I'm planning on starting production of replica sky remotes that are 1/3rd a size of the original to make your knob look huge!

So fab dragons, I'm looking for £1.2m for a 10% stake in my company....

Judging by the pictures on profiles I judge the market to be huge.

I may also offer a range of wine bottles with no actual neck so the ladies don't actually have to insert it.

Who's in?"

Well offer you half the money for 40%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha .. Love it !!

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Also an invisible, under boob 'grasper' so women dont have to try and hold their boobs up and together with their arms. And as an ample busted woman I do understand the issue! "

Oh boy I'd love one of these! Where is the order form lol

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

God damn you, this made me smirk in work and my colleagues are looking at me strange now..

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