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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

The bra size thread made us realise that maybe there should be a cock size standard to save those photo's of sky remotes and deodorant bottles.

What sizing method and scale do you propose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many moons ago i got a fax, yes a fax its that long ago, lol.

On this was a proposed new tax based on length and girth.

*12-10 inches --Luxury Tax --£500.00

10-8 inches --Pole Tax --£300.00

8-6 inches --Privilege Tax --£150.00

6-4 inches --Nuisance Tax --£50.00

4-2 inches - Hamster Tax -- £10.00

Please Note:

- Anyone under 2 inches is eligible for a full refund.

-*Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.

Please do not request an extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an idea.

Why not have a strip of some material, with marks on it at equal distances of a pre-determined size and, ooh I dunno, let's call them Inches maybe.

Maybe we could call it a ruler or a tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive lost count of how many deodorant cans or remotes i have seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only piss with cock you got lol thats life

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Some of the cocks on here are over 5' 10" tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the cocks on here are over 5' 10" tall."

not me, i am a short arse, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already boxes this one off on another thread.

Please refer to my EU approved cock scale of bigness chart. Internationally research and verified by PhD's

=is it in yet?

= it's ok but nowt to shout about

= pretty good

= ooooo that hits the spot

= you're not putting that thing in me

= get that rancid cheesy thing away from me NOW! (Credit to Obi-fox for this one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading the comments is giving me the idea it will have to be a cock to ego ratio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol "

We use a special ruler that's has more inches than a normal one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol "

Lol cock measuring is done from the top so looking down,so the edge that lays on your stomach...To all the men who measure from the balls up,are usually between 2/3 inches smaller then what they think they are

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By *olly WilloboobyWoman
over a year ago

Betley


"think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol

Lol cock measuring is done from the top so looking down,so the edge that lays on your stomach...To all the men who measure from the balls up,are usually between 2/3 inches smaller then what they think they are "
So very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a mini can of next to it and you look like a monster. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a mini can of next to it and you look like a monster. Lol. "

That's givenme an idea!!

Now, where are my old Matchbox Cars

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

We will use lady inches, much more satisfying to all than the old imperial ones We need to decide where the measurement needs to be made? should it include internal body muscle length, so we all have a chance of a big six

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"many moons ago i got a fax, yes a fax its that long ago, lol.

On this was a proposed new tax based on length and girth.

*12-10 inches --Luxury Tax --£500.00

10-8 inches --Pole Tax --£300.00

8-6 inches --Privilege Tax --£150.00

6-4 inches --Nuisance Tax --£50.00

4-2 inches - Hamster Tax -- £10.00

Please Note:

- Anyone under 2 inches is eligible for a full refund.

-*Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.

Please do not request an extension "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is how men see their cocks

average 5-8 inches

large 7-wow!

small 3-6 inches but put averager as too embarrassed

pathetic 0-2 inches (many enjoy humiliation)

As for me 4.5 hard , what makes it worse it it is less than 3 soft.

On the other hand when hard it looks bigger which is why I shave it. Never had a complaint though.

PS also like other small cocks and tits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"many moons ago i got a fax, yes a fax its that long ago, lol.

On this was a proposed new tax based on length and girth.

*12-10 inches --Luxury Tax --£500.00

10-8 inches --Pole Tax --£300.00

8-6 inches --Privilege Tax --£150.00

6-4 inches --Nuisance Tax --£50.00

4-2 inches - Hamster Tax -- £10.00

Please Note:

- Anyone under 2 inches is eligible for a full refund.

-*Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.

Please do not request an extension "
lol

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"I've already boxes this one off on another thread.

Please refer to my EU approved cock scale of bigness chart. Internationally research and verified by PhD's

=is it in yet?

= it's ok but nowt to shout about

= pretty good

= ooooo that hits the spot

= you're not putting that thing in me

= get that rancid cheesy thing away from me NOW! (Credit to Obi-fox for this one)

"

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Dissapointing..... Once again others quantities are the subject of amusement.

If one was to read such thread of " not so blessed" qnty who,s plucking up the courage to explore fullfill his sexuality surely will not enbolden him.

Makes me wonder what happens with those blessed guys who come across equal cock size....??

Do try to find other shortcomings on another individual to degrade..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get confused. I thimk in inches and measure in centimetres. Watch out ladies here comes a 15 incher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol "

Didn't south park do an episode on this subject?

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington


"think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol

Lol cock measuring is done from the top so looking down,so the edge that lays on your stomach...To all the men who measure from the balls up,are usually between 2/3 inches smaller then what they think they are "

Precisely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should just ask about who has the Busiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the cocks on here are over 5' 10" tall."

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Here is how men see their cocks

average 5-8 inches

large 7-wow!

small 3-6 inches but put averager as too embarrassed

pathetic 0-2 inches (many enjoy humiliation)

As for me 4.5 hard , what makes it worse it it is less than 3 soft.

On the other hand when hard it looks bigger which is why I shave it. Never had a complaint though.

PS also like other small cocks and tits.."

Try being 6 when hard and under 2 when soft

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"

Makes me wonder what happens with those blessed guys who come across equal cock size....?"

I heard that due to ancient laws of swinging if 2 we guys come across each other they have to fight to the death using only their cocks

The winner gains an extra inch with each victory until he goes from we to vwe to holy mother of all that is holy you are NOT putting that think insider me

There can be only one.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"

Makes me wonder what happens with those blessed guys who come across equal cock size....?

I heard that due to ancient laws of swinging if 2 we guys come across each other they have to fight to the death using only their cocks

The winner gains an extra inch with each victory until he goes from we to vwe to holy mother of all that is holy you are NOT putting that think insider me

There can be only one. "

made me chuckle...hehe

hows about 'try it, before you complain about it'

i feel that goes for almost anything..but then i'm partial to a bit of tantric sex and that doesnt really involve cock size at all, it only involves the size of ego attached to it...the bigger the ego, the less likely they are to be able to do it

so those with 'size' of either quality..enjoy what you got and play to your strengths..everyone a winner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should just ask about who has the Busiest "

I might have a chance at this?

Mine was 9" but friction and wear and tear has taken that down to a tad over 6" now lol!

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

we send some men who sent pic's saying 10" to this web site..strange they block us..?? connie xx

penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Use a mini can of next to it and you look like a monster. Lol.

That's givenme an idea!!

Now, where are my old Matchbox Cars "

The dinky cock is but a moment away!

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