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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all.

I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one?

I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank!

Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally agree, it would seem some on here have had a sense of humour bypass or maybe they just don't get my warped sense of humour??!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There's plenty of funny folk in here!

Both kinds, as my mum used to say.

Funny 'ha ha' and funny 'peculiar'!

A

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"There's plenty of funny folk in here!

Both kinds, as my mum used to say.

Funny 'ha ha' and funny 'peculiar'!

A"

2 in 1 here!!!! Buy one kind, get the other one free!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I am frequently complemented on my sense of humour both in chat rooms and at clubs - it gets you a certain distance but a buff body/large penis will often trump it.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I have a wicked sence of humour ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd of taken that the same way as you op silly boy unless he wanted you to lead him by his cock somewhere

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have an odd sense of humour. And a guy who gets it and gives as good as he gets can laugh his way into my knickers with ease and panache. Mine does get me in trouble sometimes since I can't resist gentle piss-taking but occasionally misjudge whether or not someone else will take it in the spirit it was intended and feel bad I might have offended them.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Tis a must for meets, hate sane people

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I have an odd sense of humour. And a guy who gets it and gives as good as he gets can laugh his way into my knickers with ease and panache. Mine does get me in trouble sometimes since I can't resist gentle piss-taking but occasionally misjudge whether or not someone else will take it in the spirit it was intended and feel bad I might have offended them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol it must be fun being a woman with all the msgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to frequent the chat rooms it was pretty much only because I enjoyed the challenge of standing out from the crowd and making someone sexy laugh. There are some funny guys in there and in the end I think us blokes almost enjoyed each other's company as much as the women just because of the jokes... but the vast majority of guys in there are just directing horndogs without a personality.

On the forums, however, I'm not really convinced that humour works. A lot of people are out to be upset or outraged and so dry humour often fails to work here. Most of the guys who seem successful here for being light hearted make the most awful jokes and puns. Unlike on the chat rooms I don't think a real stonker of a joke can be built up and I don't think dry humour works so much. It's less banter here and more about one liners and innuendos here.... which is fun, don't get me wrong, but its not really side crackingly funny imo

Bloody hell that was a serious post about being humourous lol Oh well... I will make it funny by adding a fart at the end of it...TA DA!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers "

That sounds like a DEFINITE plan...am going to dig out my 'Big Book Of Jokes' tonight and spend the evening learning as many as possible by heart... XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an odd sense of humour. And a guy who gets it and gives as good as he gets can laugh his way into my knickers with ease and panache. Mine does get me in trouble sometimes since I can't resist gentle piss-taking but occasionally misjudge whether or not someone else will take it in the spirit it was intended and feel bad I might have offended them. "

Sorry... just glanced over that and saw something about you having pancakes in your knickers I'd eat my way through your stack any day babe Now where's the maple syrup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with OP about some people lacking even a basic sense of humour.

Personally, I can't understand why people need to be so miserable all the time.

I'm always looking for the funny side of a situation. I love a giggle.

Life's too short not to enjoy and have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

And I'm full of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am frequently complemented on my sense of humour both in chat rooms and at clubs - it gets you a certain distance but a buff body/large penis will often trump it. "

I would disagree...banter, funny, witty and engaging conversation gets further than a buff body/large penis guy who can't hold a conversation for me

But might be different in a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

And I'm full of it

"

Are you quite short then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

And I'm full of it

Are you quite short then?? "

Small enough to walk under mild insults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers

That sounds like a DEFINITE plan...am going to dig out my 'Big Book Of Jokes' tonight and spend the evening learning as many as possible by heart... XXX"

No cheesy jokes please

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Was it a cock pigeon OP? Because many pigeon racing clubs used to have a free recovery service with Amtrack for lost cocks, to get them home back to their owners. A bird in the hand and all that????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock "

Didn't you see the doorbell?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

sarcasm..

2nd favourite..asm

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers "

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

If you can't banter, forget it and move on! I do.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I thought I had a sense of humour. It falls flat on here sometimes.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I thought I had a sense of humour. It falls flat on here sometimes. "

Anyone who can dress as a sheep and still look hot has a non-flat sense of humour in my book.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I thought I had a sense of humour. It falls flat on here sometimes.

Anyone who can dress as a sheep and still look hot has a non-flat sense of humour in my book.

"

I was hot despite being naked underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers

That sounds like a DEFINITE plan...am going to dig out my 'Big Book Of Jokes' tonight and spend the evening learning as many as possible by heart... XXX

No cheesy jokes please "

I promise it'll be a cheese-free zone...

And I'll happily remove MY knickers for you too if you make me laugh... XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a sense of humour but most people just think I'm funny...peculiar At least I laugh at my own jokes

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all.

I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one?

I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank!

Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums.

"

Tut, tut, it is women like you who make the men insecure

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all.

I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one?

I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank!

Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums.

"

Funny you should say that. I was chatting to an absolutely gorgeous woman online who is as miserable as January seaside trip (in the UK). Needless to say playtime is a nogo.

It seems like the more effort someone has put into looking beautiful (lol), the less time they spend on developing a personality.

/end_generalisation

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like humour and mirth and find it hard to stop trying to entertain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock

Didn't you see the doorbell? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies looking for an innuendo?

I can give you one

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

I love a good laugh. In fact if a guy has the ability to make me laugh it turns me on no end. I immediately begin to melt. Sure fire way to have a good night in and out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ladies looking for an innuendo?

I can give you one "

One what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP it's a great filter. If they don't get it then no point mailing.

I often sit here sniggering but I'm not sure if people know they are being funny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?"

A woolly jumper?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make me laugh and you might get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A woolly jumper?!"

Yes boom boom lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of sheep, where would you go to see one pole dancing?

A kebab shop

(pinched from Mock the Week)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky "

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know where I can get a good joke book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?"
no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know where I can get a good joke book"

Amazon, Waterstones, WH Smiths, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea"
noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea"

Something about pricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!!"

The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

I'm here till Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all.

I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one?

I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank!

Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums.

Could not agree more....best way to be.....goe for some ladies on here as well.though..some.have had a complete humour bipass. One lady i met i took to the suicide bombers awards....she was super pissed when the winner was unable to attend.

Feel.free.to come into se room...and listen to my terrible gags

excellent post

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many spanish people does it take to change a lightbulb..........juan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!!"
do you know what ....thats what I thought after I posted ....that will teach me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!!

The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many spanish people does it take to change a lightbulb..........juan"

Good Juan, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between an egg and a wank you can beat an egg you can't beat a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me laugh and you might get lucky

What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!!

The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside "

Glad you liked if you really wanna laugh I've sent you my face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to agree a guy with a great sense of humour can laugh me into bed anytime; gets a bit embarrassing when I'm still laughing after he's taken his boxers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the buzz my cherry blossom brings in spring...it's like a buzzing vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sense of humour is a must one of the main things I look at in potential victims.. ..one too many take it the wrong way though so its a good filter for whom I want to meet and whom I will pass on...but cheesy jokes are a wee bit too much..someone as to get me before they get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett

Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett

Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable"

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By *illymint45Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

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By *illymint45Man
over a year ago

Cheshire


"How many spanish people does it take to change a lightbulb..........juan

Good Juan, lol "

Juan sheet is all it takes to clean em!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? Give her a slap.

My ex Gf had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh, put your ear to it & you can smell the sea.

Last of all...if at first you don't succeed...Try doing it the way your husband told you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like humour and mirth and find it hard to stop trying to entertain "

Indeed we did Remember

Ha

Ha

Ha

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By *rafty98Man
over a year ago

herts


"I am frequently complemented on my sense of humour both in chat rooms and at clubs - it gets you a certain distance but a buff body/large penis will often trump it. "

Fab's top trumps then

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By *rafty98Man
over a year ago

herts


"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett

Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable"

You could always go for Russ Abbot instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very quirky sense of humour and I'm very straight talking! Most people like it - a few don't. It's entirely up to them - I couldn't change at my age even if I wanted to!

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By *rafty98Man
over a year ago

herts


"I have a very quirky sense of humour and I'm very straight talking! Most people like it - a few don't. It's entirely up to them - I couldn't change at my age even if I wanted to! "

I would have to agree from what I have seen of you in the forums. Why bend and change for others when most of us like you for how you are. Plus you can't be all things to all people so live and let live..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had any sort of action with somebody who I havent made laugh . Its something I enjoy it doesn't matter if its rude or something based on current events or the voices in my head if I think it can raise a smile than ill share. Who wants to have sex with a miserable sod. Not me. It does not count if people laugh when you get naked in front of them . Thats just life kicking you in the squidgies and its best to dress quickly and leave . Or so I have been told. By a friend. Who I never made laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people think I'm being serious when I'm not

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Hhhmmm interesting thread this...

I agree a sence of humour does go a long way.....

Though in defence of the " perceived" serious fellas.... I,d say don,t be so quick to judge.

In social events or work colleague often the guys who are deemed to heavy... turn out to be those with the best humour...

Also there, s a fine line from being immature and being amusing good company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett

Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable

You could always go for Russ Abbot instead.

"

Russ Abbott was about as funny as gout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help making silly remarks. I was born with a dominant stupidity gene.

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By *rafty98Man
over a year ago

herts


"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett

Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable

You could always go for Russ Abbot instead.

Russ Abbott was about as funny as gout "

Poor old Russ what and Brucie then?

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By *rafty98Man
over a year ago

herts

My mouth has a habit of reacting before my brain can prevent it. Sometimes it comes across ok then other times you are looking for the quickest exit.

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Personally I found " Les Dawson" hit the spot with me.........

Not sure that I would like to of shagged him though...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers "

Try "Tena Lady", that should cure it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers

Try "Tena Lady", that should cure it! "

Damn! That made me laugh. Better get the Tena Lady out

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? Give her a slap.

My ex Gf had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh, put your ear to it & you can smell the sea.

Last of all...if at first you don't succeed...Try doing it the way your husband told you!

"

At least that explains who ended up with Bob Monkhouse's lost joke book...

I think it's safe to say you can keep it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers "

Blimey I bet you are popular at comedy clubs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I need humor! I scare people off by my pics, I can only have fun in forums haha

(Think I hit the biggest ugly branch on the way down)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers

Blimey I bet you are popular at comedy clubs x"

Brilliant. pmsl

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"I have an odd sense of humour. And a guy who gets it and gives as good as he gets can laugh his way into my knickers with ease and panache. Mine does get me in trouble sometimes since I can't resist gentle piss-taking but occasionally misjudge whether or not someone else will take it in the spirit it was intended and feel bad I might have offended them. "

I'm like this... It takes a certain kind to get used to my humour.. but once understood I can give as good as I get ??

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers "

Might show you my cock then....that'll have you in hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it hard to be serious for more,than one or two posts a day. I got told off the other day because it was out of character to give some sensible advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am frequently complemented on my sense of humour both in chat rooms and at clubs - it gets you a certain distance but a buff body/large penis will often trump it.

I would disagree...banter, funny, witty and engaging conversation gets further than a buff body/large penis guy who can't hold a conversation for me

But might be different in a club"

I agree with this completely. I've successfully played in and outside of clubs because I try to engage rather than just wave an average cock about! If a woman can't make me laugh, it's unlikely I'd want to fuck her!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

You should have just bought clone a willie and cloned his cock that way you would not have to have stolen it. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I laughed at that

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Women always point and laugh when I drop my strides

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all.

I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one?

I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank!

Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums.

"

Lol, sense of humour is essential

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

hurmour helps in what is otherwise an akward and potentially uncomfortable situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's plenty of funny folk in here!

Both kinds, as my mum used to say.

Funny 'ha ha' and funny 'peculiar'!

A"

Wow, Haven't heard that one for years!

One of my mom's too

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

I have a great séance of humour. My jokes are all stolen from dead comedians.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"I have a great séance of humour. My jokes are all stolen from dead comedians."

you hvave not broken copyright by stealing them from dead comedians lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read this topic ........ lets be honest, if we meet ad there is no connection personality wise, its not good is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just read this topic ........ lets be honest, if we meet ad there is no connection personality wise, its not good is it "

Definitely need a connection - my preferred one is cock to pussy but open to suggestions - Ok ok I'll f**k off then!

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