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"There's plenty of funny folk in here! Both kinds, as my mum used to say. Funny 'ha ha' and funny 'peculiar'! A" 2 in 1 here!!!! Buy one kind, get the other one free!!!!! | |||
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"I have an odd sense of humour. And a guy who gets it and gives as good as he gets can laugh his way into my knickers with ease and panache. Mine does get me in trouble sometimes since I can't resist gentle piss-taking but occasionally misjudge whether or not someone else will take it in the spirit it was intended and feel bad I might have offended them. " | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers " That sounds like a DEFINITE plan...am going to dig out my 'Big Book Of Jokes' tonight and spend the evening learning as many as possible by heart... XXX | |||
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"I have an odd sense of humour. And a guy who gets it and gives as good as he gets can laugh his way into my knickers with ease and panache. Mine does get me in trouble sometimes since I can't resist gentle piss-taking but occasionally misjudge whether or not someone else will take it in the spirit it was intended and feel bad I might have offended them. " Sorry... just glanced over that and saw something about you having pancakes in your knickers I'd eat my way through your stack any day babe Now where's the maple syrup? | |||
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"I am frequently complemented on my sense of humour both in chat rooms and at clubs - it gets you a certain distance but a buff body/large penis will often trump it. " I would disagree...banter, funny, witty and engaging conversation gets further than a buff body/large penis guy who can't hold a conversation for me But might be different in a club | |||
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! And I'm full of it " Are you quite short then?? | |||
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! And I'm full of it Are you quite short then?? " Small enough to walk under mild insults | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers That sounds like a DEFINITE plan...am going to dig out my 'Big Book Of Jokes' tonight and spend the evening learning as many as possible by heart... XXX" No cheesy jokes please | |||
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"I thought I had a sense of humour. It falls flat on here sometimes. " Anyone who can dress as a sheep and still look hot has a non-flat sense of humour in my book. | |||
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"I thought I had a sense of humour. It falls flat on here sometimes. Anyone who can dress as a sheep and still look hot has a non-flat sense of humour in my book. " I was hot despite being naked underneath | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers That sounds like a DEFINITE plan...am going to dig out my 'Big Book Of Jokes' tonight and spend the evening learning as many as possible by heart... XXX No cheesy jokes please " I promise it'll be a cheese-free zone... And I'll happily remove MY knickers for you too if you make me laugh... XXX | |||
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"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all. I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one? I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank! Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums. " Tut, tut, it is women like you who make the men insecure Love it | |||
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"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all. I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one? I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank! Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums. " Funny you should say that. I was chatting to an absolutely gorgeous woman online who is as miserable as January seaside trip (in the UK). Needless to say playtime is a nogo. It seems like the more effort someone has put into looking beautiful (lol), the less time they spend on developing a personality. /end_generalisation | |||
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"Any ladies looking for an innuendo? I can give you one " One what? | |||
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"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?" A woolly jumper?! | |||
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"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper?!" Yes boom boom lol xx | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky " What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog? | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?" no idea | |||
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"Does anyone know where I can get a good joke book" Amazon, Waterstones, WH Smiths, lol | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea" noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!! | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea" Something about pricks | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!!" The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside | |||
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"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all. I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one? I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank! Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums. Could not agree more....best way to be.....goe for some ladies on here as well.though..some.have had a complete humour bipass. One lady i met i took to the suicide bombers awards....she was super pissed when the winner was unable to attend. Feel.free.to come into se room...and listen to my terrible gags excellent post " | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!!" do you know what ....thats what I thought after I posted ....that will teach me | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!! The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside " | |||
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"How many spanish people does it take to change a lightbulb..........juan" Good Juan, lol | |||
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"make me laugh and you might get lucky What's the difference between a land rover and a hedgehog?no idea noooo that's a deer with no eyes !!! The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside " Glad you liked if you really wanna laugh I've sent you my face pic | |||
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"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable" | |||
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"How many spanish people does it take to change a lightbulb..........juan Good Juan, lol " Juan sheet is all it takes to clean em!! | |||
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"I like humour and mirth and find it hard to stop trying to entertain " Indeed we did Remember Ha Ha Ha | |||
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"I am frequently complemented on my sense of humour both in chat rooms and at clubs - it gets you a certain distance but a buff body/large penis will often trump it. " Fab's top trumps then | |||
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"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable" You could always go for Russ Abbot instead. | |||
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"I have a very quirky sense of humour and I'm very straight talking! Most people like it - a few don't. It's entirely up to them - I couldn't change at my age even if I wanted to! " I would have to agree from what I have seen of you in the forums. Why bend and change for others when most of us like you for how you are. Plus you can't be all things to all people so live and let live.. | |||
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"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable You could always go for Russ Abbot instead. " Russ Abbott was about as funny as gout | |||
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"I'm changing my user name to Ronnie Corbett Although at 6ft 3 and a dislike for golf jumpers it might not be suitable You could always go for Russ Abbot instead. Russ Abbott was about as funny as gout " Poor old Russ what and Brucie then? | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers " Try "Tena Lady", that should cure it! | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers Try "Tena Lady", that should cure it! " Damn! That made me laugh. Better get the Tena Lady out | |||
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"Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command. What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? Give her a slap. My ex Gf had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh, put your ear to it & you can smell the sea. Last of all...if at first you don't succeed...Try doing it the way your husband told you! " At least that explains who ended up with Bob Monkhouse's lost joke book... I think it's safe to say you can keep it.. | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers " Blimey I bet you are popular at comedy clubs x | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers Blimey I bet you are popular at comedy clubs x" Brilliant. pmsl | |||
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"I have an odd sense of humour. And a guy who gets it and gives as good as he gets can laugh his way into my knickers with ease and panache. Mine does get me in trouble sometimes since I can't resist gentle piss-taking but occasionally misjudge whether or not someone else will take it in the spirit it was intended and feel bad I might have offended them. " I'm like this... It takes a certain kind to get used to my humour.. but once understood I can give as good as I get ?? | |||
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"Making me laugh is a definite way of getting me to remove my knickers " Might show you my cock then....that'll have you in hysterics | |||
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"I am frequently complemented on my sense of humour both in chat rooms and at clubs - it gets you a certain distance but a buff body/large penis will often trump it. I would disagree...banter, funny, witty and engaging conversation gets further than a buff body/large penis guy who can't hold a conversation for me But might be different in a club" I agree with this completely. I've successfully played in and outside of clubs because I try to engage rather than just wave an average cock about! If a woman can't make me laugh, it's unlikely I'd want to fuck her! | |||
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"It goes a long way in my mind. So often a guy from here will manage to laugh me into a meet... While those who are deadly serious really don't seem like fun at all. I know humour is individual but generally speaking isn't a lightened mood generally more inviting than a sober one? I got a message earlier asking if I "could take his cock?". I responded by asking why he didn't want it any more. He didn't get it... So I explained how I read the message and used his phrase to try and start a witty conversation about rehoming his cock. He got offensive about him having a home and I got told to stop being a crank! Bring on the funny guys who know how to have a decent bit of banter... I know you must exist... I see enough of you in the forums. " Lol, sense of humour is essential | |||
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"There's plenty of funny folk in here! Both kinds, as my mum used to say. Funny 'ha ha' and funny 'peculiar'! A" Wow, Haven't heard that one for years! One of my mom's too | |||
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"I have a great séance of humour. My jokes are all stolen from dead comedians." you hvave not broken copyright by stealing them from dead comedians lol | |||
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"Just read this topic ........ lets be honest, if we meet ad there is no connection personality wise, its not good is it " Definitely need a connection - my preferred one is cock to pussy but open to suggestions - Ok ok I'll f**k off then! | |||
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