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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm still new to all this so if like to know ladies what pick up lines do you think are the best to have you reply back.

Any examples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck? Come sit on my face. Ride my big dick.

Does it for me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna suck my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanna suck my cock. "
yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls need emptying.

Gets me every time.

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Really cheesy chat up lines can be quite effective when trying to get more responses on here.

People are much more likely to reply to something silly than 'hi how r u'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanna suck my cock. yes please "

I don't have a cock. Not sure if i need to clarify or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?"

Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums.

Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?

Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums.

Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer."

Thanks had the feeling you's where playing me. I don't know what's wrong with hi how are you care to chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the classic of...

If you was a bogey, I'd pick you first? Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanna suck my cock. yes please

I don't have a cock. Not sure if i need to clarify or not? "
i can see quiet clearly you officially have no penis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My balls need emptying.

Gets me every time. "
yikes!!!!guys actually say this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?

Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums.

Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer.

Thanks had the feeling you's where playing me. I don't know what's wrong with hi how are you care to chat"

Some of us bond using comedy. Plus i don't wanna chat. Have fun.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I think something personal which shows you have read the profile and then, on perusal of your profile I can see some connection. Ie something that is not random. But dont go too far the other way and send a ridiculous amount of detail because that means you are fixed in what you want and not going with the flow. that is my perspective, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My balls need emptying.

Gets me every time. yikes!!!!guys actually say this "

They do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My balls need emptying.

Gets me every time. yikes!!!!guys actually say this

They do!"
thats totally shocking!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Irish? Cos when I see you my cock be Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? Come sit on my face. Ride my big dick.

Does it for me every time "

fancy a fuck while sitting on my face, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? Come sit on my face. Ride my big dick.

Does it for me every time "

Really? Fancy a fuck? Come sit on my face. Ride my big dick lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a crash helmet because you're going through the headboard tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy an indian, wanna try my shish kebab, hot chilli.

Lol had to get these in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?

Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums.

Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer.

Thanks had the feeling you's where playing me. I don't know what's wrong with hi how are you care to chat"

Lack of punctuation?

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth? "

Got a what, what to your penis?

Guys, are you for real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why use a pickup line

Why not send a genuine message include something about the persons profile what caught your eye so they can tell you actually took time to read it....

Have a bit of respect. Yes its FAB yes we are here for pretty much one thing.... doesn't mean it cannnot be done nicely.

Would you walk up to a lady in the street and simply ask her to suck you off?? If no then why send an opening message to that effect

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth?

Got a what, what to your penis?

Guys, are you for real?"

Real the op is clearly joking we are all haveing a laugh.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth?

Got a what, what to your penis?

Guys, are you for real?"

You don't think that the op would be stupid enough to use a chat up line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy my cocksnot up ya fartpipe works too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hi followed by ten pictures of your cock all from the same angle is a popular choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth?

Got a what, what to your penis?

Guys, are you for real?

You don't think that the op would be stupid enough to use a chat up line."

Anything is possible this is FAB after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hi followed by ten pictures of your cock all from the same angle is a popular choice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U forgot the. "Please meet me you wont be disapointed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U forgot the. "Please meet me you wont be disapointed"

"

Have you copied and pasted that from my sent box....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?

You make all the effort, how enticing am i?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?

You make all the effort, how enticing am i?

"

Oooohhhhh thats got me the right horn...

Ill use that from the comfort of my hotel room.....

Ladies.... xx

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

I'd hit you like a tree on Endor.

Wanna play hide the penis?

Guaranteed Shags

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

I love some of the old chat up lines like

How do you like your eggs in the morning.....fertilised

Please turn around for me ... Nope there not there (lady saying) what's not there. (Man replies) your wings so you must be a fallen angel and when are you going to lead me astray.

Do you like one or two lump of sugars in the morning after a night of passion

They do get worse LOL but love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U forgot the. "Please meet me you wont be disapointed"

Have you copied and pasted that from my sent box...."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its time I told you what everyone is saying behind your back.

"Nice ass"

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

We used to do a charity man o' man competition at my col before the new principal banned it for not being appropriate.

But one of the chat up lines one of the boys taking art used during the chat up line round was.

"Pft... yeah i am black."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one

"Your a swinger you will fuck anything right"

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"The best one

"Your a swinger you will fuck anything right"

"

yes!!lol like as if we don't have sexule preferences s fucjk anything that has a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why use a pickup line

Why not send a genuine message include something about the persons profile what caught your eye so they can tell you actually took time to read it....

Have a bit of respect. Yes its FAB yes we are here for pretty much one thing.... doesn't mean it cannnot be done nicely.

Would you walk up to a lady in the street and simply ask her to suck you off?? If no then why send an opening message to that effect "

One of my mates did that once to a lady in the street when we were teenagers and all out on the town. He had to run like hell to avoid being caught by her Sargeant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?

You make all the effort, how enticing am i?

Oooohhhhh thats got me the right horn...

Ill use that from the comfort of my hotel room.....

Ladies.... xx"

Please don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its time I told you what everyone is saying behind your back.

"Nice ass""

Oh I've seen this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?

You make all the effort, how enticing am i?

Oooohhhhh thats got me the right horn...

Ill use that from the comfort of my hotel room.....

Ladies.... xx

Please don't. "

Oh you were joking..... So those 946 copy and paste messages I've just sent were probably in vein.????

Oh when will I ever get some FAB fun lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you want to lick them out like an ardvark high on wotsits. Gave me a good laugh that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have yer got a pen ?

Yes !!

Well get back in it yer fat pig.

Makes em melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have yer got a pen ?

Yes !!

Well get back in it yer fat pig.

Makes em melt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy my cocksnot up ya fartpipe works too "

We have actually had someone message us this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi to where...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you Irish? Cos when I see you my cock be Dublin"

OMG that's terrible!! So funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hi followed by ten pictures of your cock all from the same angle is a popular choice "

Especially posed over the toilet

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