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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey so thought we could all share ideas and tips and tricks for the bedroom with each other

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Horizontal stripes on the feature wall will make your bedroom look wider......

Next week- scatter cushions....yes or no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I find knowing where the vagina is helps quite a lot.

Shocked me when I found out it was behind the knee.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

Scatter cushions - big no. Huge huge no. Stripes are out too. Florals are in with bright colors but avoid the chintz look at all costs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Horizontal stripes on the feature wall will make your bedroom look wider......

Next week- scatter cushions....yes or no? "

don't bother its a definite no.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Personally I find knowing where the vagina is helps quite a lot.

Shocked me when I found out it was behind the knee. "

I'll admit that its come as quite a shock to me too. my babies obviously weren't aware either

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Personally I find knowing where the vagina is helps quite a lot.

Shocked me when I found out it was behind the knee.

I'll admit that its come as quite a shock to me too. my babies obviously weren't aware either "

Is that what is for? Damn all this time I've been trying to put it's up the nose... Explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When hanging pictures, measure the wall space so you get equal spacing, otherwise it looks shit.

I would always recommend good quality/blackout curtains.

Always try out the mattress in the shop. Its a big investment.

Avoid argos furniture. Its all crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it hoovered x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you fabfuckers. Always make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the furniture to a minimum, probably best to only have a bed.

Blackout curtains so the neighbours can't see in.

Soundproofing around the doors and windows.

Bleach to wipe down all surfaces.

Cover the with floor and walls plastic sheeting.

A set of white overalls for yourself, preferably with elasticated wrist ankle and face.

Disposable gloves.

Make sure you have enough petrol for the chainsaw.......

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep the furniture to a minimum, probably best to only have a bed.

Blackout curtains so the neighbours can't see in.

Soundproofing around the doors and windows.

Bleach to wipe down all surfaces.

Cover the with floor and walls plastic sheeting.

A set of white overalls for yourself, preferably with elasticated wrist ankle and face.

Disposable gloves.

Make sure you have enough petrol for the chainsaw......."

Watch dexter...some good tips there, especially regarding plastic sheeting

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

Dumfriesish

Try not to be boring or predictable when interacting. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep the furniture to a minimum, probably best to only have a bed.

Blackout curtains so the neighbours can't see in.

Soundproofing around the doors and windows.

Bleach to wipe down all surfaces.

Cover the with floor and walls plastic sheeting.

A set of white overalls for yourself, preferably with elasticated wrist ankle and face.

Disposable gloves.

Make sure you have enough petrol for the chainsaw.......

Watch dexter...some good tips there, especially regarding plastic sheeting"

Dexter is an amateur.

In fairness he's also a fictional character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep the furniture to a minimum, probably best to only have a bed.

Blackout curtains so the neighbours can't see in.

Soundproofing around the doors and windows.

Bleach to wipe down all surfaces.

Cover the with floor and walls plastic sheeting.

A set of white overalls for yourself, preferably with elasticated wrist ankle and face.

Disposable gloves.

Make sure you have enough petrol for the chainsaw.......

Watch dexter...some good tips there, especially regarding plastic sheeting

Dexter is an amateur.

In fairness he's also a fictional character."

The thing that got me about dexter is...when did he actually sleep? Full time job, partner, kids but he spent every night driving round and murdering people then going out on his boat to dispose of them. He must have been knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as 24. Jack bauer never had a shit. Ever. Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proplus to keep Dexter awake.

A cheese and egg diet to keep Jack out of the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proplus to keep Dexter awake.

A cheese and egg diet to keep Jack out of the toilet."

So the nerve gas that wiped everyone out was just jacks fart?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

penrhiwceiber

I try to cum in under one minute..a few jerks,and a squirt and the ordeal is over..they reckon you can make a woman cum but who cares about that crap..that's what a rampant rabbit is for,and I find the noise of it helps me fall asleep quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proplus to keep Dexter awake.

A cheese and egg diet to keep Jack out of the toilet.

So the nerve gas that wiped everyone out was just jacks fart?"

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