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By *aylor003 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Not much luck on here.. any tips

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

If you put as much effort into your messages as into your thread title then I'm not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have patience, currently the queue is few years to get a shag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put as much effort into your messages as into your thread title then I'm not surprised

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

We can't understand why you don't have a queue of women outside your door, beating it down trying to meet you.

Your profile is crafted to perfection as is your thread title.

I wonder why more single men don’t follow your example.

Then again perhaps they don’t really want to meet

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Patience - you've been here 3 weeks. Clearly that is lacking.

Imagination - your profile is at best a rip off of a song. At worse you sound like a depressed emo. Either way, it isn't attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"

Write a decent profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"

Itsnotinstashag..... running in the 2.30 at Lingfield on Weds, strongly favoured

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"

Wtf is your text about?

It seems you seem to be hoping looks will get you by.

I am proof positive that looks aren't necessary for meets on here.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"

Yeah....when you say " I crave to take control"....apply that to your profile with particular referene to punctuation and spelling. It can make a difference to some people, so why put up barriers?

You've been here 3 weeks, shagtonight has done research and the average length of time a single guy with less than 1 paragraph of profile has to wait for a fuck is 3 years.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Spot the spelling mistake!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Your profile is weird. Unless you have written it for a specific person you might want to rethink it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!

We'd block you straight off the bat. You seem like the type of bloke to write, fancy a shag? and expect everyone to come running.

Such a turn off.

(her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont sound serious your profiles crap.....t quote a meerkat.....simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think someone said before you sound like an emo, change your profile - give some explanation as to why ladies should choose you over the hundreds of guys you have to challenge to get a meet, some cheeky pics, and get to the socials that are local to you, failing that try a club and be chatty!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

The only profile I've ever read that uses as its text a message sent to a girl

However she had a lucky escape judging by the sound of the rest of your dreary profile which makes Leonard Cohen sound like Ace Ventura by comparison...

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Wow, that is one bad profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"

I honestly thought it read "and my head is full of donuts". You might want to correct that!

And yeah, I'd block you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"
jump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey op, you might want to browse around and look at some of the successful guys profiles.......their is nothing about yours that's attractive, very boring. I get the feeling you thought that by just joining this site you would get a cue of women wanting sex. Heck even the guys with 6packs and monster cocks have to work hard.

Good luck bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try this out on your profile and you'll be beating women off with a stick.

I'm not really sure about the kind of person I'd like to meet as I don't really have a type. In saying that, having a pussy is a must.

I guess like most men I'm just looking for that woman who'll suck me off in my car whilst I'm drinking Fanta and eating Red Hot Monster Munch.

Get in touch bitches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try this out on your profile and you'll be beating women off with a stick.

I'm not really sure about the kind of person I'd like to meet as I don't really have a type. In saying that, having a pussy is a must.

I guess like most men I'm just looking for that woman who'll suck me off in my car whilst I'm drinking Fanta and eating Red Hot Monster Munch.

Get in touch bitches! "

Can I lick the Red Hot Monster Munch crumbs from your fingers? That does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it's you, ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"

This guy is really 29??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much luck on here.. any tips"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop trying to be cool and be yourself. Honestly explain what your looking for what you offer and what you like.

Oh and ditch the whiney status.

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