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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

profile review me anyone?

Although I appreciate constructive criticism, please.... Be gentle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see anything wrong with it (and I'd tell you!) You may want to put a few more pics up - body shots etc.

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By *lttattoocoupleCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I think it's a decent profile, no cock pics, about yourself shows interests and a little about what you'd like. However still looks a little bland, maybe a few tweaks over time. But it's only details that to me are making it that way.

I appreciate ours isn't great lol but yeah a lot better then others I've seen

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts you across really positively, you seem pretty open and there's no sign of ego.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

good profile. I do prefer your first pic tho to your second, but others may disagree, so no need to remove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo can I be nosey and ask what happened with girl 1 and 2? Did you go a and meet the second one in the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maibe take away the if your not interested to, if your are interested email me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very good profile which suffers only from the fact that there are no cock pics .Some of us genuinely like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these threads you look at the guys profile and see no effort, cock pics,dirty bedrooms and hole host of problems and i think arr bless good luck with that one! more guy who hasn't got the foggiest but yours mate is pretty good. Hope you have some fun and i mean that genuinely.

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Ooooo can I be nosey and ask what happened with girl 1 and 2? Did you go a and meet the second one in the end?"

Haha, hijacker. I went to meet girl number 2, I'd said to her in advance I wouldn't make a move. The hints were there but I stuck to what I said, besides I didn't really feel any connection and she was talking about all her shitty boyfriends so I figured it would be taking advantage even though she was aware of the situation.

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I think it's a decent profile, no cock pics, about yourself shows interests and a little about what you'd like. However still looks a little bland, maybe a few tweaks over time. But it's only details that to me are making it that way.

I appreciate ours isn't great lol but yeah a lot better then others I've seen

Him"

Thanks for the input, any rough examples what kind of tweaks you mean?

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"A very good profile which suffers only from the fact that there are no cock pics .Some of us genuinely like them "

I have them in private with the idea people who don't want to see them don't have to and those that do can ask

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Maibe take away the if your not interested to, if your are interested email me."

I'll keep that in mind, thanks shag.

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


" good profile. I do prefer your first pic tho to your second, but others may disagree, so no need to remove it."

I was thinking about taking it off now I've trimmed the fuzz, sold!

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I love these threads you look at the guys profile and see no effort, cock pics,dirty bedrooms and hole host of problems and i think arr bless good luck with that one! more guy who hasn't got the foggiest but yours mate is pretty good. Hope you have some fun and i mean that genuinely. "

Very gracious of you, thank you my good man, may you bathe in the juices of a thousand wet pussys in vallhalla!

And thank you to the rest of the positive commenters I missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well written free up some more pics and it would improve an already decent profile.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

No suggestions apart from I too prefer your full length picture. You look like your profile, friendly, normal and jolly nice

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"No suggestions apart from I too prefer your full length picture. You look like your profile, friendly, normal and jolly nice "

Pretty much me in a nutshell.... Until it's time to be naughty

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Well written free up some more pics and it would improve an already decent profile. "

I shall make love to the mirror later to improve my portfolio

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Ok changed profile text a little to remove the slight negative spotted.

Removed blurry face picture.

Updated text to show I'm moved and can now accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love these threads you look at the guys profile and see no effort, cock pics,dirty bedrooms and hole host of problems and i think arr bless good luck with that one! more guy who hasn't got the foggiest but yours mate is pretty good. Hope you have some fun and i mean that genuinely.

Very gracious of you, thank you my good man, may you bathe in the juices of a thousand wet pussys in vallhalla!

And thank you to the rest of the positive commenters I missed "

I'll get me bathing cap ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's good.

A bit too good.

Don't be nicking all the birds!

Leave some for us!

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"It's good.

A bit too good.

Don't be nicking all the birds!

Leave some for us!"

Too late, got em all locked up in the basement. Just trying to get them all to log in and verify me as a super stud Mwahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's good.

A bit too good.

Don't be nicking all the birds!

Leave some for us!

Too late, got em all locked up in the basement. Just trying to get them all to log in and verify me as a super stud Mwahahaha! "

For some odd reason that made me think of Nigel Planer's bit in the Young Ones version of 'Living doll' where he goes on about the locking up of women being politically unsound.

Made me chuckle.

Are they all your living dolls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing telling me not to message you

add a few more body shots :0 x

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"It's good.

A bit too good.

Don't be nicking all the birds!

Leave some for us!

Too late, got em all locked up in the basement. Just trying to get them all to log in and verify me as a super stud Mwahahaha! "

I'll come to your basement any day

Red shirt is better than the striped one though lol. Need to see more pictures in general - different angles lighting etc

Not just so I can perv I swear haha

Jazz x

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"nothing telling me not to message you

add a few more body shots :0 x"

I'm terrified of blinding any profile visitors with my perfectly white canvas

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"It's good.

A bit too good.

Don't be nicking all the birds!

Leave some for us!

Too late, got em all locked up in the basement. Just trying to get them all to log in and verify me as a super stud Mwahahaha!

I'll come to your basement any day

Red shirt is better than the striped one though lol. Need to see more pictures in general - different angles lighting etc

Not just so I can perv I swear haha

Jazz x"

Anything in particular about the white one that makes it not as good? That ones new today pre-shower, trim etc I was going for rough haha.

I'll perve on you anytime

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"It's good.

A bit too good.

Don't be nicking all the birds!

Leave some for us!

Too late, got em all locked up in the basement. Just trying to get them all to log in and verify me as a super stud Mwahahaha!

I'll come to your basement any day

Red shirt is better than the striped one though lol. Need to see more pictures in general - different angles lighting etc

Not just so I can perv I swear haha

Jazz x

Anything in particular about the white one that makes it not as good? That ones new today pre-shower, trim etc I was going for rough haha.

I'll perve on you anytime "

Haha oooh

I just like a shirt, as opposed to tshirt that's all - sits better on you! And something about your fuzz is more appealing in the other one - but I do like a bit of fuzz haha

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

Don't take my advice tho haha I'm never normally in with the majority lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nothing telling me not to message you

add a few more body shots :0 x

I'm terrified of blinding any profile visitors with my perfectly white canvas "

ok add them and send them to me

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Don't take my advice tho haha I'm never normally in with the majority lol"

That's the joy of this site, nobody's with the majority. The community is a lot more open minded and accepting of folk, generally speaking.

Ps, loving steves batman phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to say that this is the most positive profile review I've read on here

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Got to say that this is the most positive profile review I've read on here "

All this attention for little old me

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"Don't take my advice tho haha I'm never normally in with the majority lol

That's the joy of this site, nobody's with the majority. The community is a lot more open minded and accepting of folk, generally speaking.

Ps, loving steves batman phone! "

Haha oh I forgot about batman, he's a lucky bat and gets to take all of our photos haha

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Don't take my advice tho haha I'm never normally in with the majority lol

That's the joy of this site, nobody's with the majority. The community is a lot more open minded and accepting of folk, generally speaking.

Ps, loving steves batman phone!

Haha oh I forgot about batman, he's a lucky bat and gets to take all of our photos haha "

I get the feeling you're pretty alternative, are both of you or am I way off?

I have a friend who loves batman, where'd you get the case from?

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"Don't take my advice tho haha I'm never normally in with the majority lol

That's the joy of this site, nobody's with the majority. The community is a lot more open minded and accepting of folk, generally speaking.

Ps, loving steves batman phone!

Haha oh I forgot about batman, he's a lucky bat and gets to take all of our photos haha

I get the feeling you're pretty alternative, are both of you or am I way off?

I have a friend who loves batman, where'd you get the case from? "

Alternative is waay too mainstream for me baby lol I guess so? I'm not sure I'm just a lite quirky lol

Unfortunately he bought it off someone on Facebook so no idea where you could get one from sorry lol

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Don't take my advice tho haha I'm never normally in with the majority lol

That's the joy of this site, nobody's with the majority. The community is a lot more open minded and accepting of folk, generally speaking.

Ps, loving steves batman phone!

Haha oh I forgot about batman, he's a lucky bat and gets to take all of our photos haha

I get the feeling you're pretty alternative, are both of you or am I way off?

I have a friend who loves batman, where'd you get the case from?

Alternative is waay too mainstream for me baby lol I guess so? I'm not sure I'm just a lite quirky lol

Unfortunately he bought it off someone on Facebook so no idea where you could get one from sorry lol "

Lol, did you do the none conformist fringe flick when you said that?

Ahhh, gutted never mind, unless you're just saying that to reduce the people with them

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

I don't have a fringe... I'm desperately in need of getting my hair done haha otherwise I totally would have

In regards to batman, you'll never know

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I don't have a fringe... I'm desperately in need of getting my hair done haha otherwise I totally would have

In regards to batman, you'll never know "

Well, bit pants then ain't you. You gotta have a fringe to flick.

Damn you, you will rue this day vile woman!

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"I don't have a fringe... I'm desperately in need of getting my hair done haha otherwise I totally would have

In regards to batman, you'll never know

Well, bit pants then ain't you. You gotta have a fringe to flick.

Damn you, you will rue this day vile woman!"

Is this how you get all the other vile women into bed? It's working

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I don't have a fringe... I'm desperately in need of getting my hair done haha otherwise I totally would have

In regards to batman, you'll never know

Well, bit pants then ain't you. You gotta have a fringe to flick.

Damn you, you will rue this day vile woman!

Is this how you get all the other vile women into bed? It's working "

Nagh, I usually Fill a cardboard box up with scented candles, wine, massage oils and then place the box on a net trap, then the waiting begins...

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"I don't have a fringe... I'm desperately in need of getting my hair done haha otherwise I totally would have

In regards to batman, you'll never know

Well, bit pants then ain't you. You gotta have a fringe to flick.

Damn you, you will rue this day vile woman!

Is this how you get all the other vile women into bed? It's working

Nagh, I usually Fill a cardboard box up with scented candles, wine, massage oils and then place the box on a net trap, then the waiting begins... "

Oh it's a good job I don't like wine then

If it doesn't consist of Vodka or Red Bull then I'm not interested .

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"

Oh it's a good job I don't like wine then

If it doesn't consist of Vodka or Red Bull then I'm not interested ."

My kind of lady, I'm a jack or rum and man myself

Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels are to of my good friends

You'll have to let me know if you guys are ever up this end, I'm guessing you're both pretty sound

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By *itTVlondonTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Your profile is probably a little too "nice" (for this fab site) ; it feels as though you've told us everything about you; add a note of mystery somewhere (or not). All the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"profile review me anyone?

Although I appreciate constructive criticism, please.... Be gentle. "

id remove the line

"I'm genuine, won't waste your time and can accommodate."

you've got two "im genuine" right under one another with it lol.

pics are good in that you're smiling and look approachable, black and white body shots are good but are usually better with someone to hold the camera but i've seen great shots just using the timer.

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