FabSwingers.com forum: What is wrong with you people??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't got a clue where I'm going wrong. I post several enticing well thought out meets and I get absolutely no interest at all!! They've been up at least an hour now!! On the verge of giving up all together!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Don't let the door bang your arse on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A WHOLE HOUR? WOW everyone on fab must be crazy!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

go Bi...... you will be balls deep in a guys ass before 9pm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its easy its around 119 men 1 woman and a very long queue, few years I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with me.....I'm happily sat at home enjoying family time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

Plastic Bag and Thor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go Bi...... you will be balls deep in a guys ass before 9pm...."

View ,... You always make me smile

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"go Bi...... you will be balls deep in a guys ass before 9pm....

View ,... You always make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

I saw those images on the web so they ain't him anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

I saw those images on the web so they ain't him anyway "

No you didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got a clue where I'm going wrong. I post several enticing well thought out meets and I get absolutely no interest at all!! They've been up at least an hour now!! On the verge of giving up all together!!

Is this a parody account?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this a parody account?"

Parody account? No.

Tongue in cheek thread yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha well played.

You can't beat a good genuine whine post on here though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

Plastic Bag and Thor?"

Look at the caption??? If you wrote it you would know it's the Hulk?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha well played.

You can't beat a good genuine whine post on here though. "

It's only you who seems to have got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On our way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

Plastic Bag and Thor?

Look at the caption??? If you wrote it you would know it's the Hulk?????

I was suggesting an alternative as Hulk and paper bag didn't do it for you!! Jeez!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha well played.

You can't beat a good genuine whine post on here though.

It's only you who seems to have got it

Problem is the whining is becoming more frequent on here so it's hard to see the wood for the trees at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha well played.

You can't beat a good genuine whine post on here though.

It's only you who seems to have got it

Problem is the whining is becoming more frequent on here so it's hard to see the wood for the trees at the moment. "

If anyone looked at the meets and think they're serious then I'm truely shocked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

Plastic Bag and Thor?

Look at the caption??? If you wrote it you would know it's the Hulk?????

I was suggesting an alternative as Hulk and paper bag didn't do it for you!! Jeez!!"

It looked like you was questioning me, I apologise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry but your bag over your head and the toy hulk smashing your bollocks up just don't do it for us!!

Plastic Bag and Thor?

Look at the caption??? If you wrote it you would know it's the Hulk?????

I was suggesting an alternative as Hulk and paper bag didn't do it for you!! Jeez!!

It looked like you was questioning me, I apologise

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pics wouldn't entice me and your meets seem to be mostly about pleasuring you, not the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good thanks...cider, Pringles and Dexter on tv!

Like you I posted a meet today...

Am I moaning...Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha well played.

You can't beat a good genuine whine post on here though.

It's only you who seems to have got it

Problem is the whining is becoming more frequent on here so it's hard to see the wood for the trees at the moment.

If anyone looked at the meets and think they're serious then I'm truely shocked!!"

You would be even more shocked if someone took you up on one of those offers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha well played.

You can't beat a good genuine whine post on here though.

It's only you who seems to have got it

Problem is the whining is becoming more frequent on here so it's hard to see the wood for the trees at the moment.

If anyone looked at the meets and think they're serious then I'm truely shocked!!

You would be even more shocked if someone took you up on one of those offers!!!

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your meets are funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think your meets are funny

Thank You

Chuffed you got the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go Bi...... you will be balls deep in a guys ass before 9pm...."

He probably already has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tidied up a bit indoors?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tidied up a bit indoors? "

A little bit but difficult as I live in a skip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On our way"

Hurry up then! I only have a spare 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but an hour isnt a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"but an hour isnt a long time "

Tis a Jest gone wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but an hour isnt a long time

Tis a Jest gone wrong"

haha just read them all - are dates and options swappable- you might be being a little specific

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"but an hour isnt a long time

Tis a Jest gone wrong

haha just read them all - are dates and options swappable- you might be being a little specific

I'd swap around for the right people, I'm very accommodating you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good thanks...cider, Pringles and Dexter on tv!

Like you I posted a meet today...

Am I moaning...Nope

Well Done. Have a gold star!!

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By *atsnCorsetsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We have to say a lot of people here don't seem to have gotten the warped sense of humour in play. A sense of humour we wholeheartedly approve!

Try Iron Man and Captain America holding a bollock each and then a Batman cowl in your pic. It's the only improvement we could suggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let the door bang your arse on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good thanks...cider, Pringles and Dexter on tv!

Like you I posted a meet today...

Am I moaning...Nope

Well Done. Have a gold star!!"

Don't need one, I have a verification, that will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have to say a lot of people here don't seem to have gotten the warped sense of humour in play. A sense of humour we wholeheartedly approve!

Try Iron Man and Captain America holding a bollock each and then a Batman cowl in your pic. It's the only improvement we could suggest

Oh I dunno. How about me in a crotchless Batman suit Tea-Bagging Wonderwoman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good thanks...cider, Pringles and Dexter on tv!

Like you I posted a meet today...

Am I moaning...Nope

Well Done. Have a gold star!!

Don't need one, I have a verification, that will do

Yet again well done

Verifications for single men are rare obviously so I bow down to your superiority.

Please give me a shout if a vacancy become available to be in your gang!! I'd be most honoured to be considered

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By *atsnCorsetsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oh I dunno. How about me in a crotchless Batman suit Tea-Bagging Wonderwoman? "

That'd work for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey!

What's wrong with you?

You're looking kinda down to me-e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey!

What's wrong with you?

You're looking kinda down to me-e

Cause things ain't getting over

Listen to what I say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to turn around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry but I can't turn around!! This Mankini is riding right up my Ass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but I can't turn around!! This Mankini is riding right up my Ass!!"

Some more advice buy the right size

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry but I can't turn around!! This Mankini is riding right up my Ass!!

Some more advice buy the right size

Never said it wasn't pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tidied up a bit indoors?

A little bit but difficult as I live in a skip.

You can still keep the place neat

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I clearly have very poor taste otherwise I'd have been first in the queue. Sorry I'm defective.

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over a year ago

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

The Wednesday meet looks interesting

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, might as well put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, just post some fun like are you free between 9pm and 11pm for a shag on Thursday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahoy! Meets all week at a travelodge, perhaps the hulk is another clue, Would you like me to lap dance for you?

Are you the source material for Alan Partridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your meets have been up an hour now , your profile says not in any rush just going with the flow

pics are not the best either

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