FabSwingers.com forum: is this site a pisstake?

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!

Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.

So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?

Obviously i won't bother with face pics,or any text in my profile as that is just a waste of our time.we all know why we here,I want to bang as many women as possible with the least amount of effort.i hear some of you say that's lazy.well I have a new word for you..efficiency!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you need loads more cock pics from every angle possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you already got a wife/gf to fuck lol, but about 20 cock pics should be enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the toilet cock pic too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nope but I guess this post is.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Oh you need loads more cock pics from every angle possible!

ya darn skippy ya right....

why take 1 cock picture when you can take 20 from different angles.....

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Oh you need loads more cock pics from every angle possible!

I was thinking of holding a can in one hand,a fag in the other,and my flaccid penis out over the elastic of my tracksuit bottoms..that's sexy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont' forget to do the cock & tv remote pic in that lot

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"and the toilet cock pic too

Should the toilet be a mess though...I'm not a fan of this cleanliness bollocks

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Dont' forget to do the cock & tv remote pic in that lot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont' forget to do the cock & tv remote pic in that lot"

Get it right. Cock + Sky Remote lol

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Dont' forget to do the cock & tv remote pic in that lot"

Oh yeah baby..I'm a big boi.check out my remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the bog roll hanging out of yer arse pic! Chics really dig that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spill ya tea on ya sweatyshirt nd exta cheese around chaffed foreskin goes down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg yes at least 20 cock pics, no other parts of body!! Sky remote, deodorant and toilet shots! Oh and if you're married and pretending to be single, don't forget to leave wedding ring on and have wife's toiletries etc in the photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't forget the props in the background like dirty washing, dirty plates and drink cans...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets pen and paper to write down all these handy hints and tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you need loads more cock pics from every angle possible!

I was thinking of holding a can in one hand,a fag in the other,and my flaccid penis out over the elastic of my tracksuit bottoms..that's sexy as fuck"

oooh...I'm moist at the thought...and so is Janey...

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By *iwife81Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Or why not try the fake bi fem account??? that will work, arrange to meet bi fem curious of couple and I'm guessing she will be so turned on by the deceit?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've spotted a few Red Bull comparison cock pics creeping in. It may be the new Lynx can. Try getting ahead of the trend with a Monster instead.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i remember the good old days when fosters cans were the measuring sticks rather than sky remotes.....

I'm getting old... lol

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

"Dont' forget to do the cock & tv remote pic in that lot"

TV remote? It has to be a Sky remote

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

And it must be done from the messiest room in the house.

That's what we all look for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see where I have been going wrong now,

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Or why not try the fake bi fem account??? that will work, arrange to meet bi fem curious of couple and I'm guessing she will be so turned on by the deceit? "

I've often wondered if a single guy masquerading as a fake bi fem ever arranges to meet a bi fem couples to be met by another single guy whose missus is suddenly unavailable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems the majority of new profile seem to be men pretending to be bi fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet pic has to have a nice stale jobbie floating too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need the collapsed wardrobe drawers in the background with the Hoover in the corner of the bedroom

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"You need the collapsed wardrobe drawers in the background with the Hoover in the corner of the bedroom"

Which never gets used because of all the laundry on the floor.

And don't forget to drape your tidy whities over the radiator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need the collapsed wardrobe drawers in the background with the Hoover in the corner of the bedroom

Which never gets used because of all the laundry on the floor.

And don't forget to drape your tidy whities over the radiator."

Skid marks on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the Sky remote picture too! That's a hit with the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I think it is a bit off a piss take ..because most people on here only wana no the people they already no ... if that makes sense haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I think it is a bit off a piss take ..because most people on here only wana no the people they already no ... if that makes sense haha "

"Wanna KNOW the people."

Sorry. It did not make sense and you did ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is just pure nonsense....this will never get you any pussy...

You need to turn it up a few notches...

Forget pics of tv remotes and your cock you need to make it look even bigger still

Shave your cock completely clean take a pic then use a graphics manipulation programme such as painshop pro to stretch the image of your cock. Make it 10 times larger and paste it back into the original image. Don't worry if the ratio is all wrong chicks dig a blurry misshapen cock pic

Next get some pics of porn actors off the net and paste your face on top of theirs, this will make those ladies wet in anticipation when they see your 6pack and rippling muscles

Finally make a couple of fake female profiles and write yourself some veris saying how great you are and how big your cock is. This will of course make the chicks wanna meet you, don't forget in the veris to talk about not using protection and leaving a few nice sticky loads deep inside random strangers

Good luck mate.

PS just one last thought the next time you get gonorrhea take a few pics of your poorly manhood...the girls love those pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do all of these tips but I have no need to..... I just tell everyone on my profile that I am vw endowed and its 12" and hope when I get there they dont notice its only 6"

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By *ovely CummingsWoman
over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

Sky remotes are out now, the new measuring device is a keyboard!?!? Lol

Seen a couple of new profiles recently that have this

Do enjoy spotting the new trends lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would do all of these tips but I have no need to..... I just tell everyone on my profile that I am vw endowed and its 12" and hope when I get there they dont notice its only 6" "

Haha. Someone once did that with me. Sold it as 11" it was definitely more like 7. Which made it all the more fun when I saw him in a club last week.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Then if it's been more than a day since your last shag post a thread with the title "why doesn't anyone give me a chance?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the one with the kids toys behind you but you are still saying your a single male!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yeah I think it is a bit off a piss take ..because most people on here only wana no the people they already no ... if that makes sense haha "

Don't be silly. When people are new on here they will only know a few, if any, people.

They may not want to know you but that doesn't mean they don't want to get to know anyone new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant believe no-one has mentioned socks. It is essential that the penis shot taken from above when standing is done whilst you are still wearing your socks. (cock sock shot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the toilet cock pic too

exactomondo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remotes are out now, the new measuring device is a keyboard!?!? Lol

Seen a couple of new profiles recently that have this

Do enjoy spotting the new trends lol "

Qwerty cock?

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By *irmbutfairMan
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

You're all wrong...... He has a couples profile therefore there should be no photos of him at all. School boy/girl error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you need loads more cock pics from every angle possible!

Stunning sarcasm made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the toilet cock pic too

oh my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us it's the mysterious thought out messages that work the least ,Just wish more guys would just ask ..how you's doin? Or even a fancy a shag ?ehh yeah I totally do .. Easy

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Is there a skiddy gusset picture? You need a skiddy gusset picture of your not so whitey tighties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!

Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.

So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?

Is it any wonder you don't get flooded with offers with an attitude like that???

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!

Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.

So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?

"
. I am glad that you have your key performance measure clearly defined .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For us it's the mysterious thought out messages that work the least ,Just wish more guys would just ask ..how you's doin? Or even a fancy a shag ?ehh yeah I totally do .. Easy "

Oh I love them too

and how are you finding this site... Sigh just turns me on when accompanied by lots of the above cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!

Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.

So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?

Awesome

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!

Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.

So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?

Is it any wonder you don't get flooded with offers with an attitude like that???

Thanks for the sympathy brother..stuck up bitches on here,we all know they need the D,and I got the D for em.once I get a couple of veris there will be a stampede at my door.i can then plow my way through south wales

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"For us it's the mysterious thought out messages that work the least ,Just wish more guys would just ask ..how you's doin? Or even a fancy a shag ?ehh yeah I totally do .. Easy

Oh I love them too

and how are you finding this site... Sigh just turns me on when accompanied by lots of the above cock pics

This is the classy approach I've been using.cock pics,original as fuck opening material..this place must be full of lesbians',men pretending to be girls,and cock pic collectors!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Not enough cock with sky remote ne xt to it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most, if not all, women on fan do not now know the difference between a sky remote and a cock. Pop to local butchers and request he chops your cock off. Superglue the remote on and take 20 or so pics and you'll get laid. Fact.

Or get on Jeremy Kyle as all women lust after celebrities, as you see in the forums. Better still, eat pies non-stop for a channel 5 World's Heaviest Man show. Post you can't travel or accom, as there's not an inch of space in your home. Get a crane to haul you to theirs or a dogging spot and the line of women will astound.

If still not satisfied enough, cut sky remote off and peg yourself with it on cam.

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